Author's Note

With my unexpected vacation that is... honestly, I didn't know how to continue this so I decided to refresh my memory with this super belated April fools joke. I hope you get it as it's kinda lazy. anyway, my next chapter will continue the story I hope you have a pleasant Evening.

F*** It I'm Done

The plot so far is that some random guy gets shot for making an asshat out of himself and gets sent to Equestria for it. then when he gets to Equestria he meets a sexy zebra named Zecora who gives him shelter. during the night he gets a weird ass dream that goes kingdom Hearts on his ass with some Fate series bullshit mixed in. wakes up with some kind of wood and ventures outside to test out his body (if you know what I mean).

Nothing much had changed but he had the HUD from Infamous(sadly no keyblade). goes to Ponyville and becomes a stoner because of a pebble that made him its bitch. Then after some time (a month at most), he is given a choice: Stay a human and be subjected to extreme racism for being human or become something else with a spell designed to change you into a random species native to the world. After deciding to not deal with xenophobic ponies bullshit he chose to become something else (because being human has no point when you know you're never going home).

Then he wakes up after passing out from the pain of the spell, to find that he's a handsome anthropomorphic wolf. He then gets shipped off to Ponyville, where he finds out he can use magic and he has wings (go figure). After rereading some magic books and lazing around a bit he's kicked off his ass and was taught how to fly. After getting the basics down he was left with nothing to do so he decided to go hang out with Spike the Dragon... He made a pitstop at Sugarcube Corner where he stuffed his face and confuzzled ponies.

Taking a minimal risk, the wolf then parkoured his way to Carousel Boutique once there he opened the door and saw something that will give him the shivers for weeks...He pulled Spike out of it and had a nice game of Baseball with him and some random Stallons that had too much time on their hooves. Then they had a nice time relaxing with a little bit of fishing.

"And that my little journal is what you missed as I forgot that you existed..." I mutter to myself as I finished my entry. "all in all it was a crappy time... At least the time with Spike was fun."