Author's Note

Hey, Guys, this is just the path confirmation and a little bit of Snark for entertainment. I hope this chapter was a little bit better than the last. i'll try and get the next one out soon, Till then have a good time reading!

Apparently...I Hate Blue and blood

"Luna both of those choices suck," I stated bluntly showing just how much I didn't like them. She nods in agreement, sighing at the choices I respond with this: "Okay out of these horrible choices I choose..." I stop and really thought about it. On one hand, if I chose the blue path I'll still be Human, and I might show these ponies that xenophobia is bullshit. On the other hand, if I chose the red path, I might be able to use magic and adjust better to this new world...but I would be proving their xenophobic views are right...also I might pull a Doctor and become female, and that has it's own slew of problems: I would have to rediscover how my 'parts' work, relearn how to walk. Then there are all the assholes that would only want me for my hypothetically sexy body, and no I know what your thinking. I'm only saying it might happen because every woman in this world is drop dead gorgeous- Ya know what.

"Fuck it, it would be faster if you change my species, it would give your ponies less to adjust to." I said confirming my choice. Luna seemed surprised at my choice, whether it was my choice or my use of language, I don't care to know. Before she speaks she raises her eyebrow.

"I'm surprised you'd give up your species so easily, I know that I would have a hard time doing so...Especially with the chance of a gender change." I shrugged and sat down on a recliner. I sighed and gave a frown

"Well, it's not like the sky is falling or anything." my frown turns it a deadpan. "I already believe in magic, I've broken down about the definite possibility, I'll never see my family again, and it's not like my species has a use here...unless you need a chubby omnivore that can live off certain meat substitutes." Seeing her cringe was answer enough.

"So in short, there are nothing but benefits for me to go with this spell...Unless you count a hypothetical gender change as a hindrance, but honestly I'd rather be a girl then be persecuted for something I was born as." I said stating my final reasons for my decision.

She was silent as she thought about my reasons, after a bit of time, she stood up and said 'I'll be back' then she was gone.

"...maybe I should have asked for a magic theory book to kill the time."

4 Days Later

So the thing about being suspended in stone is that you get a lot a time to think. Sometimes this is a good thing because you can plan out what you're going to do next, but more often than not, you just get more and more anxious as time goes on. Thankfully it was more of the former than the latter, and thanks to that I was able to find my...Power? Yeah, I'll call it that for now.

It turns out that thanks to being from a world of imagination and innovation help in a world with magic. with that ability to imagine how you want something to work and guiding the magic in the direction you want it to go in, nearly anything is possible. For example, let's say you want to do something as basic as levitation. first, you would have to find the method you want to do it with, some think of it as making the object's personal gravity invert itself causing it to float. others think of it as grabbing an object with an invisible hand.

With one of those images in mind you'd then have to focus on either Mana or Magic, and yes there is a difference. Mana is natural energy found in all things, you could call it spiritual things like ki, chi, and chakra. the more intuned with Mana you are the more connected to nature you are. also, it makes things like natural healing and your five senses quicker and better.

However Magic is the combination of Mana, Imagination, and Willpower. This allows things like the stuff in Harry Potter. For more examples: Elemental magic like Fire and Wind, Transformation magic like the spell that's going to be used on me, and much more.

...Wait, one more thing. I just remembered that humans can use magic in this world... Well, we could evolve to do so we don't have the most important thing to do magic with, a Mana Pool. this is described as a small organ that is (in all other creatures besides unicorn ponies which is in their horns) above the heart that filter mana in and out of the body. This is done through Mana currents in the body A.K.A. Mana Vains. unlike normal veins, these can change location in the body depending on species. like in a dragon they're located in the wings, throat, and eyes.

Now enough about that, I got to tell you what's happening now. I'm still in my statue, which was named "Reimagined Choas", being transported to the Crystal Empire. This is being done to test if I'm evil or not. You know, before they release me again. now thanks to the new understanding of magic I have I was able to somehow 'see' what's going on outside of my cage.

The Mane Six have gathered around and talked about 'how realizing the new god of chaos was a bad idea.' and all that jazz. Honestly, I just tuned them out while 'playing' music in my head

So after that, we got to the center of the Empire and the signal was given to release me. After the Rainbow of Doom was gone I had collapsed onto my knees and panted, getting fresh air into my lungs, Then shifted into a kneel in front of the princesses. clearing my throat and standing up, I did a half bow and sat down on a stool. After all that Princess Luna started them off.

"Introduce yourself, creature, This is formalities only, so please no nicknames."...buzzkill

"Jacob D. Falcon. The First and The Last human on this planet, and a victim to a series of unfortunate events." Dramatic? yes. necessary? no. Did it because I felt like it? Bingo.

"Jacob D. Falcon, You have been charged with reckless endangerment of several Ponies. How do you Plead?"Celestia was the one to say that...and now, this is a court case?

"Innocent." They gave me a look to explain myself. "I Tripped and fell, starting a chain reaction. so if anything the rock that tripped me is the guilty one." Both of them nodded. but then turned serious.

"Be that as it may, You still must pay for the damages wrought to the ponies and since your not a citizen of Equestria, and a foreign creature that may or may not be dangerous. We have given you two choices..." they explain the choices again, then asked me what I'll choose...This is it, after this, there is no turning back.

"I chose the Red Path." Many ponies gasped at my choice, they probably thought I'd choose blue.

"Typical of a Monkey to chose the quickest path to escape consequences." ...would I get arrested for Assaulting the prick who said that?

"Okay who said that?" I asked loudly, The crowd parted for this guy whom just screamed 'i'm a self-entitled prick, Bow before me!'

"It was I, Prince Blueblood, who said that Ape" Said ~~the prick~~ Blueblood. I smirked at the opportunity brought before me.

"I'm sorry, I didn't quite hear you, did you say 'Prince BlueBalls?' because that would be a shame for you." A moment of pure silence passed then everyone including the princesses laughed uproariously. And BlueBalls turned into RedBalls.