Author's Note

well, this was quick... no, I'm not putting it out of hiatus yet I still need to put the finishing touches on the plot line. this was just to move it a little bit... I put out a blog to answer some question you might have about the story. that's all I have to say so... see ya

Re-Introduction

"So I'm no fox, but I think I look good. What about you?"
SMACK One facepalm courtesy of Twilight was enough to get Luna to giggle a little at the joke. I smirk a little at the reactions and look to Twilight.

"I believe this is the first time we talked face to face, Miss...?" Yes, I know her name already, but I'm trying to be polite...no matter how hard that may be. She straightened her posture and cleared her throat.

"My name is Twilight Sparkle, the Element of Magic and protege of Princess Celestia, you may call me Twilight."
'...what's with the holier-than-thou tone?' I thought while deadpanning at her.

"Okay," I said clearing my throat and sat up straighter. "as I said before my name is Jacob D. Falcon, a victim of an unfortunate series of events, ...and former human I suppose..." I trail off a little before snapping back into focus. "anyway I wanted to apologize for my rude entrance into...Ponyville, was it?" She nodded and almost cut me off to say something, but I continued.

"I assume you wish to ask me questions pertaining to who I was." She nods again, looking puzzled as to how I guessed that. I ignored that and gestured for her to start asking questions. She magics in a list to read from and a quill to record my responses.

"First question: Do you like Ponies?" ...is this a joke? like really, you're going to ask this question now?
"...Ok, Twilight, I'm going to be blunt with you. I don't have a fair opinion for ponies as a whole, for one: You stoned me for no other reason than "hey it's something new it must be evil"! Then you release me and basically say "Buck you" and give me two opinions that result in either death or randomly generated bull fuckery because I'll have to learn how to deal with Ya Know, new everything. and then one prick insults me for no reason other then what I was BORN as..." She flinches a little every time I finish a sentence. I take a deep breath and continue."...so at the moment my opinion is not very high."

"What about hobbies?" ok, I can answer this one...though something about this feels like something I'll be bugged about later.

"I enjoy playing and listening to music, playing video games and...cooking." I finish with a smile.

That's all for now, I'll be back later...bye." she said as she left, most of the questions were like the one she asked after that first one, so like a job interview: hobbies, any crimes I might have committed... which I guess I have something to put there now. and much of the same. Luna asked some questions, but they were more related to what video games were like. she seemed interested in halo...Too bad she'll never get to play it.

I look around, Luna left a while ago, after getting an idea from something I said. the room was empty besides a bed and that awful lemon smell hospitals have... I guess that I'll have to sleep for now.