You know those really horrible, clingy ex-boyfriends you can never seem to shake no matter what?

The ones who keep texting your phone months after the break up.

Or the ones who never ditch the keys to your apartment, even after you change the locks.

Or, you know, the ones who won't stop shapeshifting into your five closest friends and seducing you into participating in elaborate sexual roleplays.

Yeah, Rarity has one of those ex-boyfriends. Also, she's become a sexy masked luchador… or something.

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