Spitfire is drunk

by Rose the Changeling

Rating: teen
Tags: Random
Length: 1238

Spitfire gets very angry at the team for not listening to her, so she decides to do something... odd.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-08-10 23:00:01 UTC

Chapter 1

Spitfire...are you drunk?

"NO!!!Don't go too fast Rainbow Dash!"Spitfire yelled angrily at the rainbow Maine Pegasus.She didn't want Rainbow Dash to make a Sonic Rainboom because she was worried that she might hurt some pony...and then-

"SOARIN!!Did you even pay attention a few minutes ago on what your suppose to do?" Spitfire yelled again but this time at the White male Pegasus.

"Um....yes?"Soarin said at a weak voice and a nervous smile.

Spitfire gave him a look like Thunder and yelled"THEN WHAT DID I SAY LAST TIME?!!"

"....Uhhhhhh-"

"RAWAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"Spitfire yelled at the point of breaking her voice.

Blaze got a little worried at her and said"Spitfire,please calm down."He said in a scared voice.

"Why?!You want to end up like Lightning Dust is it?!"She yelled angrily.

Blaze slowly flew back a bit with fear and said"N-no its not that,its just...your scaring us a bit."

"Scared of what?Me yelling?"

"Yes?"

"Well get used to it,because if YOU don't straighten up like the rest of us,you can get your fat ass out of here when your FIRED like you always wanted to in this Academy UNDERSTAND?!!!"Spitfire yelled with extreme anger.

Blaze said nothing.He was scared.He looked around him and then flew away very fast from the Academy.Not because he wanted to quit.Its because he just needed some alone time to clear his head about the situation that's going on right now.

"BLAZE YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK IN MY ACADEMY RIGHT NOW!!!"Spitfire screeched at the sky.No answer...and then-

"ARGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!*throws then checkbook*"Spitfire slammed her checkbook onto the ground.She immediately stopped and gasped at her doing right now.She placed her head with her hoof and felt a splitting headache was going on.

"Goddamn these ponies,I've woken up in the morning with a Splitting headache and now their only making it worse!"Spitfire said angrily.She had enough of this so she looked at the wonderbolts flying in the air and yelled"EVERYPONY.HERE.NOW."

They did as they were told.Spitfire gave them a look like Thunder and said"You've all FAILED me!"Spitfire exclaimed before saying"Rainbow Dash,you are the leader.Why can't you lead your team properly?"

Rainbow Dash looked around.She felt like she just needed to keep quite but then she said"T-there was too much going on an-and then Soarin didn't wanted to listen to me and then-"

"ALRIGHT I'VE THINK I'VE HEARD ENOUGH!!!"Spitfire yelled in anger.

She turned to Soarin saying"Soarin,why didn't you listen to me or Rainbow Dash on what your suppose to do?"

"I was...daydreaming?"

"Why?"

"...tired?"

"Well get a straight head Soarin,because even the girls won't complain of being tired,right wonderbolts?"

They nodded and Soarin looked around them and said nothing.

Spitfire said"Tell me right now,what did i just tell you to do?"Soarin kept silent.

She said"I said...you were suppose to clean the clouds YOU FUCKING IDIOT PEGASUS!!!"The wonderbolts gasped at Spitfire's swear.

Spitfire then turned around.She felt like that she just wanted to explode or just straight up murder every single 1 of her companions...but that would send her straight to the Canterlot dungeons.

She turned back to the wonderbolts and said"Everypony go back home now!"Fleetfoot raised a hoof.Spitfire said"What...now?"Said in a very angry tone.Fleetfoot replied"Today is our salary,do we get paid now?""Out.Now.""But-""GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!Spitfire replied in a very angry voice.

All the Pegasus started toppling over,running around until their they have all flown away from the Academy.Spitfire stared at this viciously before walking away back into the Academy.

When she got inside,she sat on her desk trying to get her mind off of what's happened."Why is being captain so DIFFICULT?!!!"She yelled,got up from her seat before tossing the papers off her desk angrily.

She sat down,not deciding to gather up the mess she created for personal reasons and started to rub her stressed out head.She can't shower.She already had taken a shower 2 hours ago,her work isn't done yet and she can't go around stripping completely naked since there are security cameras....wait what?

With no other choice to relive her stress,she decided to do something stupid and that is...drinking Alcohol.

She opened a drawer that was under her desk,grabbed a bottle that says Bloody Marry and just stared at it."Am i really this desperate?"She said to herself believing that this wasn't going to end well...but she was under a lot of stress and she heard that Alcohol can easily take your mind off things...at the cost of being completely stupid and or worse getting yourself either arrested or killed in the process...but Spitfire didn't care as she decided to the chug the entire bottle at once...and then this happened

She stared hallucinating,seeing things at doesn't exist,can't see properly and felt dizzy at the same time."Ohhhhh...this feels*hick* really good!"She said as she stared skipping around her daisy rose garden!...In REALITY she was actually making an even bigger mess by toppling over some equipment,badges,trophy's,medals etc until the office room was more of a giant mess instead because of how drunk she was..an then

The office door opened.It was Soarin whom came back to get something he forgotten.He thought that Spitfire was too angry of letting any pony in the Academy but he left something important at the Academy after he left.Before he could speak,he was speechless by the mess he witnessed.There were papers on the floor,smashed trophy's,broken glass but thank Celestia that the broken glass only went out and not inside,an empty Alcohol glass bottle on the Desk table and a drunken Pegasus named Spitfire lying on the floor.

Soarin spoke"...Spitfire?"

"Huh?*hick*"

"...What is going on?"

"Oh hey Soarin!Are you*hick*ready to*hick*play with the bunnies?"Spitfire replied with a smile on her face.

Soarin still gave her the what's going on look and said"What bunnies?All i see is a mess!"

"Well if you didn't want to join,why*hick* did you come here anyway?"

"*sigh*Because i left some papers that i need to fill in for the flight show on next month."

"Really?Are you sure?"

"Yes."

"I am the*hick*Captain of the Wonderbolts.If it really did happen i would've*hick*remember it by now so*hick*just relax Soarin!"

Soarin had a feeling that Spitfire was either fucking with him or just drunk.When he took a closer look at the glass bottle that was on the Table,he realized that it was Alcohol.Soarin came clear as to why Spitfire was acting so weird all of a sudden.She was drunk.

Soarin then turned to Spitfire who was still staring at him and Soarin gave her a disappointed look saying"Spitfire...are you drunk?"

"What?!No,i just haven't finished drinking my*hick*drink yet."

"I think you've drank more than enough,did you drink the entire bottle?"

"...No?"

"Bullshit you are fucking Drunk.And where's my papers i need to sign.Don't tell me it joined your mess?"

"Huh?I don't know what papers your talking about so...*hick*just forget about it and let's play."

Soarin shook his head.He knew that Spitfire was useless so he decided to rely on his memory to remember the last place he placed them.He now remembered that he placed them in Spitfire's desk.He opened the desk with his hooves,praying that the papers wasn't in the floor.He was right!

The papers he needed to sign were there,so he quickly grabbed them and before he left immediately Spitfire said"...Aren't you gonna join with me?"

Soarin replied"How about...no."Before slamming the door shut and who knows until Spitfire could finally come to her sense's and realize her mistake and when she finally gets out of her drunken state...she has a huge mess to clean up and Soarin has a funny story to tell her.

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