Blobskin's Macro/Micro Flash Fics

Version: 1.01

Anon just sat there in his button shirt, chin resting on his laced fingers, smiling away. His amazon pony waifu sat across from him with her enormous muzzle buried in a plate of spaghetti. Dating 10 feet of earth mare from another planet could be tough, but seeing her smile every day was worth it.

Seeing her pig out on "exotic human food" was even better.

Eventually, she had had her fill and wiped her face in an attempt to hide her blush. Anon knew ponies could eat, but he hadn't realized earth ponies could REALLY eat. The table was covered in extra large plates stacked on top of each other like Lego bricks.

"Your bill, sir," a waiter in a dark tuxedo stated dryly before scurrying away.

Anon was mildly bothered by the length of paper he had been handed. Maybe fancy restaurants just loved wasting paper. Then he felt his brain seize and his breath catch while his waifu continued to rub her extended belly contently.

"Honey, today I'm going to teach you the secret to getting free food," Anon explained quietly.

The earth mare's ears perked and she leaned in to better hear his great words of wisdom.

"First, we eat until we're full."

She looked down at the plates she had cleaned. "I think we've done that one."

"Next, we both get up very carefully while I put on my coat."

She looked a little confused as she rose to her hooves and he put on his jacket.

"Then we check to make sure no one's looking..."

She gave the restaurant a once over and nodded when she didn't see any eyes on them.

"Then..." Anon whispered, making her lean in real close. "RUN LIKE HELL!!" he shouted.

The pair then dashed for the exit like the building was on fire.

Anon dove over tables and under serving trays and his waifu galloped right behind, laughing the whole way. Though they never again ate at that particular restaurant...