Blobskin's Macro/Micro Flash Fics

by Blobskin

Rarity Cleans Up (anthro, micro, city destruction, unaware)

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Version: 1.01


It was cleaning day and Rarity had spent the whole morning wiping down Sweetie's latest mess. There was dirt and mud all over the counters from some sort of arts and crafts project that had gone horribly wrong. In other words, Sweetie had accidentally opened a portal to another reality and brought a helpless human city into Equestria. However, said city was little more than dust to the naked eye.

Humans bowled over each other in the streets as they ran for whatever cover they could find. The massive white mare (who's finely combed purple mane remained a rare beauty even when it was covered in sweat) leaned over their worthless minuscule world. She raised her non-name brand disinfectant spray and its partner, Mr. Sponge, in preparation for the deed.

People pointed at the sky and screamed as the nozzle aimed for their skyscrapers. Then Rarity fired. A blast of droplets the size of lakes rained down. Buildings vanished. Humans were splattered by the sheer force. Even when the meteor storm of cleaning fluid ended the acid continued to melt their world into an even more unidentifiable soup.

Rarity's delicate manicured hand and the muscular Mr. Sponge quickly bulldozed over the remains and wiped them away. "Ugh," Rarity sneered in disgust, "this is the most dreadful mess ever spawned."

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