Blobskin's Macro/Micro Flash Fics

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Celestia slowly munched on a mouthful of oats while a golden staff rotated in her magic grip.

"What is it?" Luna pondered aloud from across the dinner table.

"I believe it is the Theos Scepter," the solar princess replied quietly. "Some archaeologists brought it in a few minutes ago." She took a bite from her banana.

Luna's face scrunched in thought. "I do not believe I am familiar with this legend."

"It's something about granting ultimate power to one who is worthy," Celestia explained with a dismissive wave of her hoof. "Though it feels warm to my... magic."

"So it must be enchanted," Luna hummed. "Have you considered testing it?"

Celestia shrugged. She pointed the staff at a far wall and allowed her energy to flow.

Immediately the white alicorn felt a vacuum sucking her forward. No. The staff was absorbing her!

It happened so fast she didn't even have time to scream. Or finish her breakfast.

When she awoke, nothing was as it should be.

Princess Celestia's fur shown with all the heat and power of a star. She had also been relocated deep into outer space and around her was a black emptiness dotted with billions of distant tiny lights. Additionally, several spherical objects were slowly rotating around her. Nine to be exact, though that last one was REALLY tiny and REALLY far away.

Celestia was a wise pony and she put the pieces of the mystery together in a nanosecond. She determined that the Theos Scepter had turned her into a star! Complete with her own planets!

"A princess-shaped star... this is new," Celestia remarked. However, when her breath drifted into space as a cloud of super-heated plasma, the mare gasped. Which released more plasma. "Whenever I speak--stop it! No I did--SHUT UP CELESTIA!!"

The new solar goddess finally covered her mouth with her hooves. Releasing radiation into the abyss may not have been a serious safety concern, but she had no way of knowing if the planets that now circled her supported life. She couldn't risk it.

That's when an ominous bubbling vibrated her lower gut, sending the princess wide-eyed. "Oh no," she whispered, releasing anther wisp of plasma.

Pressure began to build in her hindquarters. Regret raged in her mind. Those darn bananas tasted too good, but they had always been a trap. Now they posed a threat to entire planets. She had to hold it in at any cost.

Her anus began to hurt. Celestia could feel herself bloating. The gas was threatening to tear her insides apart. The alicorn sweat. She held her breath. The mare prayed.

Then the star-sized goddess farted.

Even in the silent vacuum of space she could hear it rumble like a fog horn. Her face glowed red as her ass erupted an enormous cloud of solar wind that rapidly expanded. Turning her head back, Celestia could only watch in horror as the burning orange miasma barbecued a tiny blue and green planet that had the great misfortune to be passing behind her at that moment.

The oceans rapidly evaporated and the once green continents turned an ugly black as fire rained from the skies. Then the planet turned red and brown as landmasses melted under the inferno and magma flowed. The once beautiful delicate pearl was rendered nothing more than a smoldering mass of rock and fire.

Celestia stared forward. "Oops." A jet of fire fluttered from her mouth. "STOP TALKING!!"