Blobskin's Macro/Micro Flash Fics

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"I'm going to have to punish you," Gem stated. Atop her rough sky blue mane, Anon was lazing on his back with arms crossed behind his head. Totally relaxed.

"Come on Gem," he scoffed. "We're, like, best friends. And friends don't punish friends for breaking the law. They join them."

"Celestia is my boss," Gem explained with a role of her eyes as she made her way up the street towards the castle. "And you painted graffiti on her statue."

"It was just a smiley face. I was trying to make her look more cheerful," Anon countered quickly, sitting up.

Gem walked silently for a moment. "I have my orders as a royal guard under her majesty."

"Yeah, but Celestia specifically stated 'you are free to enact whatever form of discipline you deem adequate'. And since we've been closer than two peas in a pod since day one, you can 'deem' no action necessary!" Anon reasoned.

Gem grinned. "How about a compromise then. I'll punish you like I did last time you broke the law."

"YES!" Anon cheered with a rapid fist pump. "Another ride in your panties!"

"But this time," Gem cut in, her grin turning evil, "it will be all day. While I'm on duty."

Anon's body froze, eyes widening with horror. "B-but you're posted in the courtyard. Which is outside. In July. In thick metal armor."

"Don't worry about me, Anon. I drink plenty of water."

Just as the tiny human tried to flee he found his body immobilized in a veil of blue magic. Passersby stared in wonder as the tiny human cried for help while his escort laughed.