"That girl keeps getin' weirder and weirder." I said. The other five girl nodded in agreement with me. Pinkie frowned and stopped talking, it was every unPinkie thing to do. So I removed my hand from her mouth. "What's wrong, Pinkie?"
"Has anyone else noticed that we never see Dashie's mommy and daddy? I pretty sure I didn't threw them a Welcome to Ponyville, your daughter is awesome party. I mean come on. She either says that they're out to town or they're super duper pooper scooper busy." She said. Again with her randomness.
"Well, darling. I hate to say it, but we never seen her parents. Have you Fluttershy? You grew up with her." Rarity said, looking at Fluttershy for help. The shy girl looked down.
"I uhm met her mom once. She was uhm really nice. I didn't really get her dad, I'm sorry, Rarity." She mumbles.
"Well at least we know she's not an orphan and is lying behind our backs." Sunset said. "What do you think Applejack, you're our honesty professional." That was true. I don't think I ever told a lie my entire life.
"Well-" I began. But I was shorty cut off by Pinkie.
""Does this mean we can have our own business cards? 'Cause those are super duper fun-a-fun fun! I mean I have my Pinkie Pie Sugarcube Corner Professional Bakery and Cupcake Taster! Also my Pinkie Pie Secret Agent. Wait did I say that out loud?!" She looked at us. She pulled up her right hand sleeve a silver watch was on her arm. She lifted it to her face. She pressed something's on it and said "Agent Cupcake Cream Pie, my cover has been blown. I repeat Agent Cupcake Cream Pie, my cover has been blown!" She hissed into it. We all rolled our eyes. But then the watch actually responded!
'We'll send Backup Agents Sweetie Drops and Derp Muffin, over. Keep your cool! Backup is on the way, over?' it said in a women's voice. Pinkie looked around.
"I'll need to go deeper undercover till backup arrives. This is Agent Cupcake Cream Pie, out!" Pinkie said. She pushed her sleeve down and grabbed a random pair of black sunglasses from nowhere and disappeared into the crowd.
"Well that was unplanned for. Continue, Applejack" Sunset said. I shook my head. It was Pinkie just being Pinkie what should I expect?
"Well, Dash did look a bit nervous. So ah guess maybe." I said, scratching my head. Rainbow Dash and Pinkie were both kinda the same. Both kinda confusing pranksters. But for Pinkie that was her all the time, Rainbow... I'm kinda at a lost.
"Well, then if Rainbow Dash won't tell us we'll just have to find out ourselves! Fluttershy, darling, can you bring your old Cloudsdale's yearbooks, tomorrow?" Rarity asked. Fluttershy nodded. Rarity squealed. "Yes! I can finally use those deep secret agent dresses! I knew they would come in handy!" Just then Pinkie looked out of Fluttershy's backpack. Fluttershy screamed and dropped her backpack. Pinkie bounced out of the backpack and over Rarity with a serious look on her face.
"Rarity! Why didn't you tell me that you have deep secret agent dresses?! I could of used them on my missions! Wait! Did you hear that?!" She looked at us. We all nodded our heads. "My cover is blown." She whispered sinking on to the ground and disappearing from well anywhere.
It all started when one day I was walking to Canterlot High, and when I say walking I mean
running-as-fast-as-you-can-so-you-aren't-late-for-class-again walking. That's when I crashed into
Blazing. Blazing was my older brother. Blazing Blitz Quickhoof, annoying, yes, fast, definitely.
So I crashed into him making both of us fall onto the ground.
"Gah! Hey, watch where your going!" I shouted. Then I realized who I had crashed into. "Oh, wait
sorry, Blazing." He looked at me with his green eyes. I helped him up. He scratched his rainbow
hair -like mine-.
"Sorry, Dash. I was running late for college!" He told me. Then I remembered I was going to be
late!
"Oh Celestia! I'm going to be late, again! Sorry I crashed into you, gottagobye!" I yelled at him
running away. Thanks a lot brother.
-LATER THAT DAY-
"Five taries in a row. Honest, Rainbow Dash! How do you be late if you only live two blocks away?"
Rarity asked. She was in my homeroom. Math. I -luckily- fell asleep quickly enough. I shrugged at her.
"It's a huge." I said. Sunset looked at me.
"No it's not, Rainbow. If you don't get good grades. They'll have to kick you off the soccer team."to
like she had to remind me.
"And the football team, and the swimming team, and cross country, and tennis, and volleyball, and
whatever other sport your playing." Rarity said. Science was our next class. I had it with Sunset and
Fluttershy.
"Oh good morning, girls!" Fluttershy said, finding us in the hallway. Applejack hot on her heels.
"Howdy, y'all." She said.
"WHAT AN AMAZING MOST FANATICICIE MORNING IN ALL THE MORNINGS OF THE MORNING
WORLD!" Pinkie said, coming out from the air vent above them. Breaking the laws of physics
and gravity to get down"Though, the birds weren't as chirping chirp chirp like normal this
morning, and my whip-cream strawberry, cherry ice cream pie wasn't as whip-creamie as usual.
But that will be okay because-" Applejack had put her hand over Pinkie's mouth. It was
dangerous, when Pinkie started talking twenty miles an hour, but not as frightening when
Sunset accidentally, gave her coffee. I still have nightmares.
"Continue." A.J said.
"Technically, you only need an average of a B+ and I have an average of an A-. So, ha! And besides
why would they kick out the best player? In case you were wondering it's me." I said. Sometimes
I'm just to awesome for words.
"Letme guess, Rainbow was late... Again?" Applejack said. I rolled my eyes. Pinkie was still talking
somehow not aware about what the heck was going on. To bad, she normally supported me.
"Well today, was different I accidentally crashed into someone on my way here, and got sidetracked"
I told them defending myself. Fluttershy looked at me, one eyebrow up.
"Well who was it?" She asked. Oh no. They don't know about Blazing. Or what happened, and this
isn't really the way to tell them. I hesitated. Then thought of someone.
"Ugh, Derpy! I accidentally ran into Derpy." Rarity looked at me.
"I thought Derpy came in ten minutes before you Rainbow?" She asked questionably. I started
sweating I was terrible at lying! I could of been the element of Honest, instead of loyalty.
"Ugh, gottagobye!" I said, running off as fast as my legs could take me. I heard them asking
each other 'what was up with her?' but I didn't care. All I knew was I need to get away. From
the lies, the secrets, and my friends. Some secrets should stay, secret.
