Earth meets Equestria...ok.

I woke up from the sound of my phone and the clock radio turning to the channel of a rock station.  The song sweet child of mine by Guns and Roses starts playing.  I lean forward to grab my phone and see that the time was 8:30am.  I moaned at the sight, the horrible sight of the time I woke up at.

"How am I going to go through this day with only four hours of sleep?"  I mumbled.

I get out of bed and stretch all my sleep cramps and aching bones away.  I walk out to the apartment living room and turn on the T.V, to only see people talking about the ponies.  "and what are you going to do little boy when the ponies come through the portal?" The female news reporter asked.

The boy looks into the camera with big happy smile and says with his arms out wide "da first won I see I'm giving a BIIIIG hug too,"  The news reporter gives a giggle, turns back to the camera.

I sigh to myself in annoyance about the hole ordeal.  why do people have to get so exited about? its not like we were alone this hole time.  I guess I just don't see what people are so excited about.  All my friends are excited, but I just want to know why I'm not?

I sigh.  I go to the kitchen and get the eggs and bacon out, but was interrupted by someone opening the patio door.  I look up to see my friends Dylan and James.  I put the eggs and bacon away back in the fridge on there proper shelves.  "What do you two want? I was just gonna make breakfast,"

"Oh, well, we came over to see if you seen the news reporting on the gate getting ready for the opening," Dylan said.  I chuckle at them, then point to the T.V.  "Oh,"

"Anything else you came over for? Cause I should be sleeping right now but I ended up getting up early,"

They look to each other, then back to me.  "Yeah, well."  Dylan looks over to James, then me.  "Dylan got a spot to see the gate open, its in the front too!"

I roll my eyes and turn back to the kitchen to start cooking.  "OK, and why did you tell me this information, hand how the hell did you get the seats?  They've been taken by the rich and high class people."

"His mom won them in a contest her work place they were doing."  James said, pointing to Dylan while explaining.  "He got us spots too, he's able to bring two people of his choosing,"  I turn back to the two, I point my finger at the both of them with a pissed off look.

"There is no way I'm going. I'm not gonna go all the way to Washington DC for the damn gate opening,"

Dylan walks over to me.  " Come on dude, please, there's no one else that can come with me and James, and... not to mention... your the only one that can come with us,"

"Why?"  I look to Dylan, still pissed off.

"because to go, you need to fill out a sheet, my mom, dad, two little brothers and I already did it, and it said for every person you can bring someone, it's something like that.. And well, its complicated and stuff but, I already put you down for a person to come along, and we can't change who we want to bring,"

I put my face in a hand and sigh, "oh my god... dude, really? Great, now I have to go, otherwise your parents wont let me hang out with you and your the only good behaved person that I can hang around that's cool.  That's the one fucking thing I hate about your parents, I do one thing and Then get a warning about being a friend with you and then saying I won't be your friend if I mess something up or be a dick to you or someone they know."  I say, putting my face into my palms again.  "Why do you think I couldn't do any of the things I wanted to do last summer?  It was because of your parents."

I look to the both of them again.  "Huuuuuh, fine I'll go.  But on one condition.  I get to have lunch paid by you to for a week... And another thing, when are you guys leaving? Cause the opening is in 2 days."

"The lunch thing I'm OK with, and we're leaving today... oh yeah we forgot, we were suppose to help you pack and get ready,"

My eyes are huge by this point, I run to my room and get my phone.  I dial my dads number.  "Hi dad, hey, you know about the gate event happening?  ......  Yeah, I'm going.......  I'm leaving today........ I know I really not the best with the thought, but I was forced into it.  If I don't, Dylan's parents with think I'm a dick and probably not let me hangout with him anymore...... I know. I'm going to be OK, bye... dick head."  I say, after hanging up.

I put my phone in my pocket and rush to the closet for my duffel bag.  "What do you want us do to?"

I look around my room, trying to figure out what they can do.  "OK, Dylan, go in those shelves and get pants and shirts, James, you pack my laptop with my camera. I'll get the rest,"

We all biked back to Dylan's place with my bags.  I shove my bags into the back of the car.  "I still got to get things," Dylan says, running into the house.

I get in the car, thinking we're finally on our way to the gate opening.  I look over my shoulder to see the trunk being opened by Dylan, he puts in his remaining bags along with his PS3.  I open the window.  "Why you bringing the PS3? I don't think we would have any time to play cause of your parents, and not to mention they would want us to get outside more,"

James hops in the car next to me while Dylan gets in, sitting in the front by his mom. I look over to see James watching Netflix.  He's watching Dragon Ball Z.  Why the hell does he always have to watch that stuff?  I don't think there's a single day where he doesn't watch anime.

Dylans dad swirls his hand while he heads for the truck.  "Come on, lets get this show on the road,"

I look in the rear view mirror to see Dylans mom looking to get out of the drive way.  "hey Jenna. How long of a drive is it going to be to Washington DC?"

Jenna (Dylans mom) looks back to me through the mirror.  "Why? you planning on sleeping or something?"

I get into a more suitable position for some sleep.  "You just read my mind."

"Well, if you want to know, its gonna be about 13 to 15 hour drive. So, its gonna be pretty boring,"

Its been 2 hours and I still can't get any sleep.  I've tried every possible position but to no avail.  I look out the window just looking at the trees and corn Fields going by.  I sigh.  "Something wrong?"  James asks me.

"Yeah, can't sleep.  But I don't know what do to about it... You got anything to help me? I know you always have stuff to hook up me up with for problems, and I know now from hanging with you, you got something that fits any need, so don't give me that BS side show saying you don't have anything."  I say.

He searches his pockets, then his jacket before pulling a small bag of what look like small heart burn tablets.  He opens the bag and pulls one out and hand some it to me.  I pop it, and get the familular taste that me and James had to much fun with.  "Your still getting ludes from your uncle?"  I wisper.

"Oh my god... Dude why do you have that!? If my mom finds out she's gonna kill you and me!"  Dylan says.

"Who has what?"  James hides the bag in his pocket and emediatly pulls out his 3DS, the same 3DS that has naked anime characters on it.

soon enough, Jenna looks back to see James 3DS with its specially detailed anime porn stickers.  "What? Its the only DS I have, and plus these are permanent, I had no idea."  I sigh while thinking,  Wow, what the fucking antics this kids got.

...

A little time passed by, he pokes me, I look over to the see the bag out again.  "You still got it?"

I shake my head.  He puts the bag back in his inside jacket pocket.  I look down at the lude, then I pop it.  I chew it then swallow it.  I started to become drowsy, then fell into a deep sleep.