Calm Winds Interesting Day
Calm Winds interesting day
It's going to be an interesting day for Calm Wind, the big blue buff Pegasus of Squad zero, even if he doesn't know or want it so.
First after a shower and a simple breakfast of oatmeal and raisin bread you head off to the gym. You want to try working out on the roman chair when you hear a voice.
"well hello there" he hears. You put the bar down and turns to see Valkyrie coming in. You turns away when she makes eye contact. She smirks at this." Could you help me with something?" she asks you.
Lightly red you ask "With what?" She moves to the bench press and lays down " Could you spot me please?"
Before you can answer her you find himself at the bench putting on whatever weight she asked and that you half heard but got correct. This seems to be a warm up set for her as she is going at a fast pace. 10 sets and she says " More" so you put more weight on the bar. 10 more sets after that "More". 5 sets " all of it" she does only 1 set of these " Ok, now your turn"
Looking up to her from below is both hypnotic and intimidating. She doesn't count out your reps, she just uses her head and says to stop every once in a while to break and put more weight on. You think you could impress her with a contest but she then gets on top of the bar herself, balancing on her front hooves on the other side of the bars hoof inserts. She makes direct eye contact with you as she says" begin".
Again she isn't counting out loud, nor breaking eye contact with you as you push the bar up and down while she is doing inverted push ups in sync with you. With all your attention on her you don't notice what your benching, but you do notice that your lips are often getting tantalizingly close to hers when the bar makes contact with your chest.
Then she says " Hold it" when it is close to your chest and thus both sets of lips in close contact. She closes her eyes and flashes a smile before giving your muzzle a lick and vaulting off the bar. The lick startles you a bit and causes you to lose balance on the bar. Then you see how much weight she put on the bar. All of it plus some dumbell's that weren't meant for the bar. "Well that was fun, for both of us it seems, we should definitely work out again" she gives you a wink before hitting the showers. Curious as to what she meant you move to get up before you feel something. Looking down you see the result of this encounter and turn bright red before rushing off to the showers yourself.
After an invigorating shower you walk toward the cafeteria before Air Mach jumps into your vision "CALM, YOUR STALLIONNESS IS NEEDED POST HASTE" and he grabs you before you can protest.
After a few minutes of frantic flying Air Mach drops you. " Now Calm, I shall enlighten you upon the most stalliony of deeds in which you must aid me, THE MIGHTY ANIMAK, in, I have challenge Surprise to a most honorable and ancient game of PING PONG" He have yells as he strikes dramatic poses. " But alas, Surprise isn't an easy opponent and thus I must seek aid among the most STALLIONLY of Stallions amonst the many stallions here, will you grant me the honor of doubling up on Surprise with me? With our Stallionhoods combined we shall bring Surprise to her knees" Air Mach basically yells without noticing your red face." Um ok, it is ping pong right" You ask. Air Mach puts his hooves on his hips and dips his head back laughing " Oh but of Course it is Ping Pong, what else would this stallion of stallions be talking about"? He asks.
You grumble to yourself ' I can think of a few things'. He doesn't notice this and opens the door to show Surprise getting ready for the match, donning camo clothing including a head band, a bandoileer with several ping pong balls, black paint under her eyes, and the eyes of a maniac about to go on a rampage ' a ping pong rampage' you think to yourself. "Lets do this" she says to the two of you as she tosses paddles from her wings to you and Air Mach " With this much STALLIONNESS, how can we lose, prepare to taste defeat Surprise" He yells. You have a bad feeling about this.
Your feeling was spot on, the last two hours have been a crazy blur of balls paddles and shouting. In the end Surprise won the game 1-0. Air Mach is in the corner depressed over this lose for about 2 mintues before he storms off saying' I must practice more, it is clear that merely two stallions isn't enough for your Surprise, so I must obtain the Stallionness of Seven STALLIONS'. Surprise takes a pixie stick, inhales a bit and blows out a 'smoke'? ring before taking a nap on the nearby couch.
You're walking by a number of resident rooms when you hear something. You walk towards what you know to be Fleetfoots room and the music is coming from. Your recognize it at the work of DJ Pon3. You see that feelts door is cracked open and you hazard a look inside.
Inside you find Fleetfoot wearing what looks like a waitress outfit and she is twirling around on a chrome pole to the music coming from a nearby boom box. She's is unsure of her self but she is pulling off moves that are difficult to do, inverted spins, aerials, iron x, inverted V's. It's during one of those inverted V's that your eyes meet. Your first thought is to run but the look on Fleets face keeps you grounded as she breaks into a smirking grin." Like what you see?" She asks you as she gets off the pole and comes toward the door. You can barely hear her over your heartbeat as she takes your hoof and leads you inside to sit on a chair situated in full view of the pole. The nice three songs on her boombox she sticks to the pole dancing but before the fourth begins she moves toward you" would you like to see my air dance moves?" she says it with an air of confidence. You meekly nod and she begins her routine. But suddenly the lights go out and the music changes 'what the' you think to yourself then the lights come back on, and Fleet isn't in front of you as you find you're now handcuffed to the couch your sitting on.
In front of you is the Squad Foxtrot member known as Twister, he's wearing a string corest, black panties, fishnet stockings and pearls, with black cherry lip stick, and before you say anything Twister gets up close and asks " Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?" he bats his eyelashes a bit.
For a while later other Wonderbolts gather around Fleets door as they hear muffled screams and Twister singing " I just sweet transvestite, from Transexual Tramplevania".
Author's Note
I own nothing here!
happy birthday Calm