Fight your way to the light! OwO
The Griffin's blade glided through Changeling flesh as he whirled about. If any of the dark buggy creatures got in his path, their blood painted the walls of this unholy place. His mouth opened and a roaring demand came forth. But before those words touched the page the author had just remembered that that specific story is still in development. Quickly he looked around to find a distraction.
*Ah... perfect*
A portal opened upon his command and out spilled a dozen or so ponies and other such creatures.
"OW! FUCK!" One such griffin stood up and eyeballed his surroundings as the warrior griffin and changelings stared in confusion. That is until the author went and changed the settings to a nice peaceful serene sunny field. "What the literal fuck?"
*Shut up you are ruining the moment go play with... ummmm here play with squishy*
A happy pink unicorn as if thrown through the air simply landed on the Griffin and began to snuggle him relentlessly.
"GET OFF!"
"Nevar!" She happily continued as the others stood up and cast their eyes about.
"Where are we?... and is there booze?" One such red stallion spoke while he gently stroked the bristle on his chin"... And further more... who are all of you?"
The Griffin stood up using one arm to keep Squishy at bay as she continued with her relentless snuggle assault. "I am No Heresy.... and it appears... if I am hearing the tone of that voice correctly, the Narrator is old Sanguine eyes..."
"Who?" An odd half Wolf half Dragon looking creature stood up bracing her metal leg on a stone as she looked about with keen and confident eyes.
"Bleh... I have no idea why he does it, but he writes his name backwards If he is the narrator then this is his story....but the red guy is right! not enough booze...."
"And I want to know who you all are!" The Red pony asked again.
"Squisheeeeeeee snuggles!" Squishy kept one of No Heresy's talons occupied.
"Im guessing she is Squishy..." A calm unicorn with a pitch black coat and a golden infinity sign over his flank stood up and looked about. "I am Recon..."
"And I am RustyKat!" The Wolf/Dragon/Cyborg sounded off with a gripped set of claws.
"Mary Sue Aye..." Who are you lot?" The Griffin leveled a broken off limb of a tree at the others.
"I am Awoken...." A beautiful soft red coat fiery blue and purple mane and tail accompanied by shining gold semicircle braces sprouting from her back that acted as the base for her bright feathery wings. Though her eyes did not open.
A green earthpony stood up smoothing over his small mustache with his hoof. Clearing his throat he stood firm and proper. "I am Dan... Dizzy Dan....Pleased to meet everyone..."
"I am gamer!" A light gray unicorn with fire pattern blue green and purple mane and tail sat in the grass and leaned against a cherry tree that the author figured would look nicely right were it was.
"Hey I am gamer!" A red unicorn looked up at the other 'gamer' scrunchy nose and angered eyes.
"Well I am Gamer 'Guy'... who are you?"
"I am Rose gamer...." Rosie said.
"Does anyone else hear the voice explaining who said what and stuff?" Said the Mary Sue wolf dragon cyborg. "HEY!"
A vampony stepped up calmly nomming on Squishy before looking back at the others. "Wat?....oh oh oh sorry introductions... I am Scribble Pen...."She quickly went back to nomming on Squishy who in turn snuggle attacked her back.
"And you scruffy?" No Heresy asked pointing at the red pony with scruff on his chin. Able to donate all his attention to the introductions seeing that finally he was free of the Squishy snuggle monster.
"I am Tathem Relag but just call me one or the other, Tathem or Relag..." Little did any of these ponies and other such creatures know, the author kept Tathem Relag's parts short because he had totally forgot if he was an earth pony, a pegasus, or a unicorn. In fact the only thing he remembered was that he was a big fan of mandolorians of which are awesome. Kinda like space vikings. However, after a very short break to double check the notes the author reconfirmed that he was a red unicorn with gray mane and tail. "You fail... all the fail...just... all of it!" Said the unicorn with bad whiskey breath who needed a shave.
*And that is all of you, now lets get this adventure on the road!* Boomed the incredibly sexy voice from the sky that made all the girls swoon.
"Wait... bleh!!" No Heresy shook his head trying to forget the drop dead sexy voice that had spoke to them. "Shut the fuck up!" He squawked annoyingly, obviously jealous of the sexy voice.
"What is this adventure?" The adorable Rosie asked as she blushed and scrunched her nose up as she looked to the sky. "Stop it!" She said adorably.
"I don't think we have a choice in this matter... lets just get through this before he starts abusing his God powers... he is the writer of this story...." The wise and beautifully mustached Dizzy Dan spoke, despite his tragic lack of a proper beard. "Though I do agree with the others... shut up."
"What is your game here Sanguine?" Recon looked up, not quite sure where to level his eyes at.
*Game?... oh yes, I called you all here to thank you... and to give you an adventure... you will all take a trip through my stories, and my library... and well... lets face it I was going to do my groups too but that would have been too much of a hassle and almost no one wants to visit some of those groups*
"So... what? and stop separating the gaps in my speech with dots... Its bad grammar."
*I do what I want recon... and not you nor anyone else can stop me... save for the mods, I think the mods can stop me... well at least a little. Those fun Nazis*
There was a sudden crack in the atmosphere and all ponies present could smell ozone and bananas as the space they occupied turned inside out depositing them into a beautiful valley. Twenty of Equestria’s brightest young unicorns filed down the hallway of the school toward the back where the hoofball field was set up. They walked past the other classrooms, glancing inside to see the other students studying or listening to a lecture. It was impressive how attentive the students at Littlehorn were. Like they truly wanted to learn, and the teachers truly wanted to teach.
"WHAT THE HELL? this is not YOUR story! ITS MINE!" The angry Recon spouted.
*Its in 'MY' library! and its not my fault you made a story so sad that I had to throw ponies in here to solve the problem and prevent a terrible tragedy that made me cry*
"Its not a tragedy, yeah its super sad but it has a much greater meaning to it!" Said the meanie head stupid faced Recon. "CUT IT OUT!!!"
The oh so sexy voice in the sky knew just what to do as he knew the Zebra refugees were making their way to the school and would be here soon. So he put his ingenius idea to work.
"You misspelled Ingenious...." DizzyDan said before a pineapple hit him in the head from nowhere.
*Squishy!*
"Wat?"
*See those turrets up there?... No Heresy said you he thinks you can't snuggle them all to death... He bet you Rainbow Dash's Tushy that you could't*
The fluffy happy Pink Unicorn Blasted off to snuggle all the Turrets to death and successfully began to destroy them all.
*RustyKat!... use your super Mary Sue powers to destroy any turrets that Squishy misses*
"You are ruining my story you ass!" Recon said before the rest of his words were drowned out by the sound of Freddie Mercury singing to the highest possible notes.
*No Heresy, there is a Zebra in the oncoming caravan that has some sort of super evil flesh melting chemical weapon or something, I'm not too sure I skipped over the last parts because I was so sad. Point being kill him and steal that weapon. And take Tathem with you!*
A mandolorian blaster rifle plopped into the red unicorn's waiting magical grip. "Oh I can do that..."
"Keep some asshole from murdering children with chemical weapons aye!" The two rushed off to do God's work. "God's work?... Ok.. DEUS VULT!!!"
The two heroes rushed off to stop an evil bad zebra asshole.
"He only did it because the turrets killed his family and everyone!!"
*I don't care, he is an asshole and sending No Heresy and Tathem to kill him makes me feel better.*
"Turrets snuggled SIR!" Squishy saluted with glee as the Mary Sue walked up.
"Quit calling me that, but yes, the turret's are all dead... I crushed the last ones with power of the seven tailed fox that was sealed inside of me wh-" The Mary Sue suddenly stopped talking as she was sprayed with Mary Sue away, works on the best and worst of your Mary Sue Problems, Buy some now at your local walmart! "Cough cough you little prick!"
No Heresy returned with the head of the evil Zebra and no adorable ponies were killed in the fighting, as such the dead sexy beast of a Writer and Narrator saw it fit to drop the .... um... "heroes" into a new world.
Magnus the Red Smashed his open fist into his brother's mutated magical new form's eye as salamanders of flame kicked up behind him. Luna and Celestia pestered Russ's massive form with magic as the massive jaws clamped down on Magnus's boot and hand that struggled to keep the mouth from clamping down on himself and Twilight. "Brother!... the magic is seeping into your mind! fight it..."
"Oh suck my balls Magnus! You had your fun now I am having mine!" The massive furry form roared back.
"Wait... this is not in any of your stories... where are we?" Gamer Guy rightfully questioned.
*Oh shit... this chapter has not been published yet... shut up you saw nothing! NEW WORLD!!!*
It was calm until all ten of the OCs dropped out of the sky in front of the golden oaks library. The Narrator used his amazing powers of awesomeness to Erase the part in the story were there were guards out front.
"Ok what story is this? I don't remember you putting the Golden Oak's library anywhere in your stories."
*It's not mine.... I just needed to do something really quick...*
Using awesomeness powers the narrator summoned into existence (called up one of his friends and asked if he wanted to be in the story) a pure white unicorn with a deep rich blue and red mane.
*Ok... so here is the deal... look in the window and you will know what to do... when you do it I'll give you what you want...and you can fly off into the sunset with her...*
The Unicorn nodded and went up to the door. Out of what must have been curiosity of the writer's grand master plan the other ponies and griffin and... wolf... dog.. dragon... Mary Sue cyborg thing.... yeah, looked into the window.
“But why?” Twilight asked in desperation. “She isn’t bad. She hasn’t tried to hurt you. Why do you have to take her?”
“Because I must, Twilight,” Celestia admitted, her words ringing out in the silence of the library. “My dreams have been haunted with visions of Nyx growing into Nightmare Moon. I see her threatening not just Equestria, but everypony I hold dear. I see her threatening you, my sister, and the kingdom. I see her stealing everything away from me, and I’m powerless to stop her.”
"Whoa! hey no ruining Past Sins!" Recon shouted but it was far too late as the unicorn rushed in and provided an elegant bitchslap to Celestia.
Celestia staggered back with wide eyes, Twilight too looked on in grave confusion as to who this was or why he would be here as well as his literal assault upon the ruler of this land.
"Look bitch! that unicorn douche bag Spell Nexus was possessed by the remains of Nightmare moon and is manipulating you! ahem... spoilers everybody... it wall works out in the end because of happy endings and all but the narrator wont shut up about how sad and heart breaking this part of the story is. Something about shredding Metallica on your heart strings.... meh whatever, I have done my part! Narrator! give to me as I was promised!!!"
Instantly Derpy Hooves was summoned in by the powers of writing and being the author of this story. The white unicorn nabbed her up and took off like the wind snuggling and cuddling his wall eye'ed waifu as he went. The author was so grateful that he even wrote in a sunset for the two to make their snuggly getaway into.
"O...ok... so... um.. can we get back to YOUR stories?" Rose gamer asked calmly.
*Sure sure sure.... meh... still... feels good to see*
The OCs plopped onto the warm dirt roads to ponyville to see two very old humanoid men fist fighting, Rainbow Dash rooting on the side lines as Twilight sighed. "Kick his flank Shen!"
"I thought Jedi were supposed to be distinguished and such" Twilight grumbled before getting distracted at what she saw on the road.
The two laughed and continued their fight as Gamer Guy looked down the street at Twilight. "I don't get it.... this is a story?"
*Shut up, its the aftermath of a story... look how happy those two old fogies are..... fine!*
Space torn in half and the next world opened up.
Two dozen white unicorns with white manes and uncannily similar cyan colored cutie marks all stared oddly at the ten OCs that plopped in.
*... nope!*
Space tore open again.
The torn space plopped the fluffy heroes onto a tall building caked in snow. A massive city of grand stone spires and buildings made from growing trees within a massive infinite storm. One figure stood before a sea of wolves looking up to him.
"Druid!... release the weather bindings, allow the storm to fester!" His voice was a command guided by patience and wisdom.
"Father!... that could destroy the city, and we will be as blinded as they will be." A pure white wolf looked up to the hulking shape in armor.
"Fear not child... the North is not so easily taken by the cold... and despite their abilities they do not have Oracles such as you to guide their aim...."
Rose gamer squee'ed happily. "Oh oh oh!! I know this one, I have an OC in this story!"
"Are you sure? I don't recognize this... I know what it's supposed to be, but I don't know what chapter this is..." Gamer Guy mumbled trying to keep up with it."
The King of the North stood tall and pointed to the south. "Jarja! Take your soldiers to the sea and support your Shamans to burn anything that comes in out of the sky. Skull you take the North and crush all intruders there, the west is safe, the Kaas will destroy anything that comes through the iron forest. Guardian! escort the civilians into the catacombs and station half the cursed blood there with 40% of the Druid's guild to prevent the catacombs from collapsing. the rest of the Druid's guild is to spread out with the rest of the forces to provide healing and structural support to our city. Shaman! redistribute 20% of the Shaman's guild into the armies to help take down air targets, the rest must be scattered about in the city where the majority of their forces will attempt to land. Talo! take your army to the East to protect the docs and our naval forces. Legenda! take your Chaaos warriors into the outskirts of the city and tear anything that tries to rally or flee to pieces. Oracles guild, into the citadel, Cursed blood, protect the citadel with your lives. Everyone else, you are with me... we have an enemy that dares challenge the north to war... even before my time this was an act of foolishness... let them see how cold the blood of the North flows." His words were answered with confirmations as his generals scattered to obey his words. His declaration of the strength of the north was met with a roar of eager warriors who were born lived and would die for the safety of their homeland.
Awoken Blinked twice. "Seye.... this is not in any of your stories... is this like a flashback or something?"
*Shhhhhhhh... its coming..."
Out of the storming clouds that became harsher by the second massive ships descended from the atmosphere. Green plasma fell from the skies but were eaten up by plants that rose to meet them or detonated by lightning that intercepted. Massive stones, lightning strikes, and blasts of fire rose up to meet the ships in excessively dense crossfire. For every last round fired down, no less than 30 spells fired back up. The Oracle's spells and rituals from within the citadel linked the minds of hundreds of druids and Shamans for an organized resistance. Refueling the spell casters by channeling the elemental magics thick in the north directly into their bodies to fight the alien menace.
"Aliens?" Awoken questioned.
"Oh hell I know what this is.... It's not HIS story, he is just putting his story's nation into his favorite story here on Fimfiction..." An annoyed griffin grumbled.
*Hey... No Heresy... shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...ut the fuck up....*
"No! where is Rosie? She can help too" Rose Gamer eagerly stated.
*This is a little earlier in the story, shes still very young when the aliens invade*
Gamer guy let out a sudden 'AH!' as he seemed to put two and two together. "Your favorite, that's the stardust one right? the XCOM crossover!" He was quickly silenced as space and time bent and redirected a ship's plasma blast at him. "HOLY SHIT!" and unfortunately he managed to jump out of the way. Don't worry this can be rectified.
"Hey!... come on now, its not that big of a deal, spoiling the surprise, I am sure some of us never read the stardust series and are a little confused. And it's still cool" Awoken smiled happily fluttering her wings gracefully.
*I guess... fine fine fine... so what now?... oh I still have a few more stories... but Imma make you guys work for it next round.*
The sky opened up just as the first ship cracked and exploded into a burst of green fire, sucking all the OCs into the interdenominational portal.
Arrows whizzed overhead and No heresy swattted them out of the sky with a spear he pulled out of a dead Orc. Tathem's Mandolorian blaster rifle spewed out rounds at the undead's advance. Gamer guy, Recon, and RustyKat returned fire with heavy magical attacks.
Awoken and Dizzy Dan watched on in confusion as Squishy cuddled and snuggled the oncoming hordes of undead draugr to the point where they either turned back or perished beneath her mighty snuggles.
Scribble Pen nommed and bit away at the necks of the necromancers as Rose Gamer fired magical bursts at the revived bandits who shambled forward groaning and moaning with slow advances and clumsy swings of their weapons.
The blaster rifle clicked dry, its power cells depleted Tathem cursed and slung it over his back just in time for a spear to impale a draugr that had snuck up on him. "Having troubles pony boy?"
"Oh you know.... living the dream Griffin...." No Heresy chuckled and continued to advance on the enemy. Tathem chuckled and remained calm. "Friendship is magic.... heh... guess what else is magic.... FIRE BITCHES!!!" An impressive display of psychokinesis spilled out of his horn and swept through the battlefield consuming the undead faster than even No Heresy could put them down.
"How come I don't get any awesome fight scenes?" RustyKat yelled up at the sexy voice.
*Because the mere fact that you are a Mary Sue is being used as comical relief in this story, though give it some time. I'll give you some decent parts.... just be patient.*
Finally the far wall gave way and a steady stream of soft purple magic came in. Twilight Sparkle dove in, shifting from human form to Alicorn rapidly to give the perfect display of transformation magic as she rushed in to help clear up the rest of the draugr.
Not even a second was spared as the last neromancer hit the ground that Twilight's hardly contained joy erupted from her. "Oh my gosh oh my gosh ohmygosh!!!!! Did Celestia send you? How did you get here? Is there a way back to Equestria?"
Tathem chuckled. "What are you talking about, this place is way cooler than Equestria..."
"Oh! is Applejack here with you?" DizzyDan questioned failing to hide his excitement.
Quickly Rose gamer chuckled and patted him on the back. "Didn't you read the story? It's just Twilight here in Skyrim." Dan's smile faded as he grumbled.
"Story?... wait... what?" Twilight stepped back confused.
"Oh.. I don't think she will understand if we tell her we are in a story..." Awoken set down next to Twilight. "Don't worry, these guys are just crazy..."
"SNUGGLES!!!!!" Squishy pounced on the Princess of friendship who let out a yelp of surprise. "Purple and fluzzy I squishy you"
"Whaaaaaa!!!! Taara help..."
In strode a tall older human woman, her hands still smoldering from magical fire. "What in Oblivion? I see you made some friends... care to introduce me?"
"She won't stop snuggling me!" Twilight struggled, she was on the verge of just giving up on the struggle and letting the snuggle happen.
A sudden taloned grip hauled Squishy off of Twilight. "Sorry about that... She's... um... very eager to snuggle."
Squishy writhed in No Heresy's grip throwing an adorable fluffy snuggle tantrum over not being able to snuggle the princess of friendship.
There was a short rough sniff and Scribble Pen jumped, lowered ears she looked behind her to see a hulking white haired Nord, thick muscles and a keen untrusting glare. "This one's a vampire....." He hefted a two handed ax up with a single hand.
Magic seals formed over open clawed paws and RustyKat stepped in. "Yeah... Don't even think about it mister..."
The Nord's answer was a heavy powered swing which clashed against the magical seals which hardened Rusty's flesh to the consistency of tempered steel. Though it was quickly followed up by a kick to the belly which she quickly recovered from. The fight was just about on when a staff booped against Rusty's head. She tilted to see it was Taara with a very disappointed motherly glare. "Don't give me a reason to kill you...."
About the same time the Nord yelped as a Khajiit tugged on his ear. "You need to behave... we have seen vampires before, much more menacing than this one... stop trying to kill everything you see."
"Well this one turned out to be pretty cool beside poor Pen getting threatened...." Tathem chimed in as he magically recharged the blaster rifle.
*Well duh! My stories are amazing*
All the non OCs present froze and looked up.
"Damn it woman did you summon another Daedric God again?"
"It was not me, everyone on your guard."
*Well shit... ok I only have a few more stories... lets go take a look*
"But I want to shoot more stuff with my blaster rifle!"
*Tough shit, we be leaving... and when I say we I mean you guys... Don't worry Twilight, Ill be back to writing your sequel soon...*
The sky tore open once more and sucked up all the adventuring OCs.
The sky opened up and deposited the crew into the yard of the friendship castle which had been painted black for some odd reason. Out in the front yard was Trixie. Who was instantly snuggled by not Squishy but DizzyDan.
However, one such pony OC froze in her tracks. Taking note that the ponies around looked very frightened and sad. Despite the snuggling Trixie too looked very scared and very sad, unconcerned with the snuggles. Though the moment that Trixie spread a pair of alicorn wings Rose gamer's mouth opened. " NOPE!!! nope nope nope nope nope!!! Let's get out of here... just... NOPE... all the nope! and then a sider of NOPE!"
"Why? what is wrong?" DizzyDan looked up from his happy snuggling which was starting to make Squishy jealous.
"Unless we all want to be snuggled worse than a free for all Squishy filled dimension where fur is replaced with razor blades and burning magnesium we have to leave right now! This story is not safe."
"Like... not safe as in not safe for kids?" Gamer Guy questioned curiously.
"NO!... This is Faust'ish. Think of a super OP discord that really likes killing people... Hes inside that castle."
"Oh... well... I do like Trixie and this is the first time we got to run into her. But... if its.. um.. death... yeah lets not be here.
*Oh you guys take the fun out of everything... fine... one to go I think...*
One last flash of power sucked up the crew for the next short adventure.
Plopping everyone out into a big pile next to a Bat pony with large wings and copper eyes. Very quickly the pony grabbed up a pole arm and swung hard. However, it was at this time that the author figured it would be funner for the OC's to be transported forward to the sequel of that particular story. And so 1000 years and then some passed depositing the OC crew into a clustered and no thanks to Squishy, now snuggly mess of the mane six and our 'heroes'.
"Ah! Applejack! A green earth Pony joined in on the snuggles. "Don't mind me, I'm not really a snuggle guy but as the saying goes, Don't look a gift horse in the mouth."
"I am more curious as to why you wanted to do this" Recon chimed in dislodging himself from the pile.
"Well, so long as its happy I don't mind." Awoken chuckled happily snuggling into Pinkie Pie's mane.
"It's not happy!" Twilight blurted out still confused where everyone came from. "Somepony just tried to assassinate Princess Celestia... its NOT ok...."
"We can still snuggles right?"
"Oh absolutely!" Pinkie shouted back to Squishy.
"Well dear, I would really rather NOT!" Rarity untangled herself and stepped back.
Rainbow Dash forced her way out along with No Heresy, Twilight, Tathem who helped fluttershy out as well. Applejack came out shortly after along with a little bit depressed Dizzy Dan. Eventually all that was left in the snuggle pile was Scribble, Squishy and Pinkie Pie.
"There! we went through all your stories can we get an explanation now?"
*Recon, you just suck the fun out of the whole party.... Squishy! Snuggle him!"
"Wait wait waitwait!!!!" Recon was pinned and ruthlessly snuggled. As time around the OCs slowed to a snails pace then froze entirely. The Mane six faded away and the crew was back where they started.
*Now then, this adventure. All of it. Its for you, all of you are my friends, and you make my world great, you make my life livable. Seeing you have given so much to my world, I just wanted to give back, and make you a part of mine.*
The voice in the sky happily hummed a tune looking down at his creation. He was not a God but he looked on and saw that it was good.
~~~The End~~~
*psssst! yes I am totally leaving them in there, not letting them out until recon apologizes for making such a sad story*
