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I can't even fathom how hilarious that sounded, literally I dropped on the ground and kicking and crying on the ground "ohhhhh..... You have to be kidding me, literally ponyvile, equestria those are childhood book names, haha. O my god, let me guess this simulator is called my little pony?" I said whilst touching the button for the coms on my helmet. But Twilight just stared at me as if I was a total weirdo, her expression was purity funny, but anyways I just received static. "OK very funny guys jokes over, now stop the simulator. O yea I forgot in simulators you can see who's online. Dr oldwing is always online. Hhmm starswirled.... starswirled..... starswirled..... Not online? Either she grew up or the portal worked and then I'm fucked!"I said whilst scrolling through my friends list with the hologram on. Twilight gasped when I said the last word

"DONT SAY THAT WORD AGAIN! It's been banned for a long time."

I don't know why she was so worried because I'm pretty sure I said it before "well i can say one thing, your world sounds f.u.c.k.ing boring!" she just slapped my helmet with her hoof, but it didn't do anything. And anyways the only reason she could reach me was because I was only the floor on this place.... Oh yea I forgot to describe place which I think was a library.

The reason I thought the place was a library is because  the front room with wooden floor walls and roof, had tons of, and I mean tons of shelf's with books but they ware.... What was that material? Paper? The only reason I know about is because some alien species that waren't advanced.

Twilight Sparkle who was standing next to me with a worried expression just said "this is the Golden Oak Library, my home."

"Well this always a new one to ad to the new species/alien list."finally dropping the voice changer. She just looked at he with shock practically written on it. "What? I didn't know if I could trust you so I used a voice changer. And for the species/alien list, we usually don't say this but I'll say this now since I. Not sure of it in this dimension, your not alone out there basically". She then turned around and did a... Hoof-pump? I guess that's correct terminology. "What's the date and what balanced do you use?"

She finally spoke up and said:" it's the 14 of June 6017 and we use celestial balanced, and hey what and who are you? You didn't answer me!" At the end she got a little frown.

I said whilst smiling in a cheeky way:"thank you for telling the time and place, and for my name is Aiden, and for the what I am, that's confidential due to S&A code page 52 paragraph 4 which states 'never tell a alien entity what you are, to not instill their future and development and to keep peace' I'm purity sure I'm not even supposed to tell you that hehe."

"Alright Aiden and I understand that you can't tell me to your nations code...." Twilight was interrupted by a know on the door. Twilight then open the door with you guessed it! Magic. This is when I slowed time but then I noticed some thing weird the unicorn, Pegasus, I think it's named alicorn wasn't effected by the time stop.

She had a dark blue coat with and had a mane of moderate sapphire blue and greyish Persian blue and her eyes ware a moderate cyan. And with a new boon as ass tattoo

I quickly put my voice changer on and said "OK who, and what da fuck are you? And why are you here?" whilst I took a step back. She just gave me a smirk.

"My name is princess Luna, and I'm a alicorn and I'm here because I was informed of a portal or two opening up here, human." She said the last thing with a frown. I just started to back away and grabbed my shrink gun and shrank myself. She didn't know what happen she just looked in shock and started to look around. I then began to run for my life and I eventually used my jetpack to fly through the door....

"BAFFF!!" the door slammed in my face before I could get out. "Thud" I fell on the ground. I then quickly grabbed my shrink gun and put it on enlarge and I grew myself to my normal size. Luna did not look amused.

She engulfed me with her magic and said:"Human, what should be done with you? Should we kill you or should we just put you in prison?"

"How about neither?" I replied, whilst trying to escape the magic that engulfed me.

"Now why would I do that? Mmm?" She asked

"Oh fuck it, I purity much ruined my chances of survival when I destabilized the portal, but anyways what is the princess of the beautiful night doing here?" I asked. I know Luna means moon or night so because of culture differences I better play along.

"Did.... Did you just..... Call my night beautiful?" She asked raising a brow to show her intriguedness but also her confusion.

I just replied with:"Indeed, the night is peaceful and calm, even in a planet with 3 suns and you only get like 2 hours of night. But still it is beautiful and the terrain on the moon is all barren but it's just magnificent and when you look up or ahead or to the side depending or your position you see the earth, just beautiful green and blue." She actually started to tear up a bit whilst having a smile. She then let me go of her magic and I asked:"you're letting me go?"

"Indeed I am. You will go to Canterlot, the castle every week and 4 days and you will stay there in the castle 3 days, until you've made friends and have become peaceful. I would start by pulling off your armor and telling Twilight the truth." She replied "see you in a week and a half."

I was stunned by the kindness before I went and put time to normal I went to the window and checked it if there is anything coming but there wasn't so I just went to Twilight and put time to normal. "Sorry about that, kinda tried to run from the princess of the night, and it kinda didn't work. Hehe. Anyways I have to go to Canterlot wherever that is, every week and 4 days, and stay there for 3 days. O and another thing she asked me to be more peaceful so......" I started to pull my helmet off but was interrupted by Twilight

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING DONT DECAPITATE YOURSELF!!!!!!" She shouted, I just started laughing at her reaction and socked expression.

"This a fucking helmet, you dork anyways I'm from a race which is called, ohhhhh this feels so wrong, humans, I'm a human." I said whilst pulling my helmet off. I knew if was safe for me to take of for it automatically tests for oxygen. I then said "I should have done this ages ago, hey Cortana v20.5 can you scan the galaxy for me please?"

"Who's tha..." Twilight asked but was interrupted by Cortana.

"will do Mr. Aiden it will take 2 hours for signal to be resieved. Current range set:50d kpc. Please get comfortable and patient " cortana said whilst deploying a cube out of my suit and started to float in the middle of the room.

I continued raising my armor off. Luckily I had clothes underneath, so it wasn't very acuard. "So you are a unicorn, and just back then was a alicorn. Can you tell me what other species there are?" I asked.

"Ohh don't worry about that I can actually show you in a book, that is a bit better than telling." Twilight said. She then used magic to engulf a book and take it out.

"So magic? Ohh you got to be kidding me magic doesn't exist does it?" I asked hoping that Twilight says 'no it's not magic'.

"Yes, yes it is magic why?"-fuck-"Wasn't that a spell you just did to stop time?" She asked I just got a worried expression

"No it wasn't magic and why is because I've never seen magic, I've heard folklore about magic but when researched it was just fake. This actually both scary and intriguing for me."

"Why scary? It's not like your going to hurt me" she said. I just looked at her confused.

"What is up with your race being so trusting, or is it just your culture? 'cause your trusting me to not hurt you even though I haven't done shit to prove that I won't hurt you!, And anyways...." I put my hand on the book, I still had my glove so my glove made a scan of it to upload it on the system but my glasses could do the same.

"Object scan complete" Cortana said. The cube that was all ready floating in the room projected a hologram. I then started to flick through the pages and searched with keyword creatures though non showed up. I then started to try and read it.

"Umm can I have a dixionary. Fortunately i can translate it to English when I get a dixionary, what language is it anyways?" I asked, but she was just staring at the hologram. "Twilight?"

"Hhmmm? O the language is Equestrian, here's a dixionary." The purple pony said whilst passing me the book I requested. I scanned it too.

"object scan complete. Translating Equestrian to English.... Complete" it then translated the pages for me, the letters looked vastly different though it was pronounced the same way.

"Let's see... Ponies.... Four different types: earth pony, unicorn pony and Pegasus pony and lastly alicorn.... Minotaur..... Manticore? .....gryphons? Interesting..... Goblins and orcs? Was this planet is full of extra terrestrial species. I could get tons tons of credits when I get back, well better if I get back" I mutered to my self whilst reading.

Twilight then asked:"wait, what do you mean IF you get back?"

I just looked at her and sighed in dread whilst saying,"well I tried going back through the portal but I destabilized it by trying to force myself through it. Meaning it's a one ways system and they didn't exactly give me a extra portal mount on hand" I said whilst continuessly flipping through pages. I eventually took my gloves off. "This planet is seriously interesting."

"CRASH... THUD"

Wha... Wha... Happene...?

perspective: Twilight Sparkle

"RAINBOW DASH WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING" I shouted. He just knocked this human guy out. He doesn't have the and has dark blond hair and has whiteish skin color and has clothing on. A blue polo-shirt and had denim trousers. His armor is coal black with glowing alien armpit green. And had a scary imprint of a ash grey skull. His shrink canon? I don't know I've never seen anything like it. was the same color code with the top being the same type of green. but non-glowing.

"Sorry Twilight I um..... What are those?" Rainbow dash asked me whilst looking at Aiden and the cube. Aiden made an imprint on the wall but was on the ground knocked out cold.

"Dash you just knocked out cold my extral dimensional guest, and that thing is gravotron-nomonnom thingy that keept a collapsing portal from blowing up half the planet and than somehow sucking up the solar system, what ever a solar system is!"

Rainbow dash said whilst rubbing the back of his neck and giving a nervous grin:"hehe... Umm sorry Twilight. Didn't mean too. How long do you thing he will be out cold?"

"Ughhh should have let him keep his armor on. Any ways I think it will take about an hour or two. I'm going to try to use this hologram." I replied mildly annoyed.

"Umm... OK cya Twilight." Rainbow dash said. ughhh she's going to grab the other 4 girls of course 'cause why not?.

"extrial terrestrial life form detected, scanning for biological status.... Complete. Uploading current information gathered of Equestria to the Core....." Cortana I think said. When it did the scan a red laser scanned me. "uploading error.... Could not find any info stations or home colonies. Do you want to have access to the Core?" a green button and a red button appeared I pressed the green button "you have sent a request of user permission please wait as the owner gives right for you to use the Core. Thank you." ughhh i gotta wait? What's this waiting? I want to explore this thing so badly. Ughhh I'll just read a book. so I went to a corner of the room and started on reading conspiracy theories I know most are just rubbish but some might be true deu to the new evidence I've gotten.

2 hours later

"galaxy map complete.... Galaxy size 30kpc semilarities to galaxy: milky way 4000 years in the future. Position of solar system: Sol. planet: Earth. Population: 1 human 16982 ponies, 11086 gryphons, 8053 minotaurs, 7538 sapiant dogs, 5692 sapiant apes, 1041 manticore. birds total 15043, farm cattle total 5060, wild animals 4083." the machine said, causing a lot of questions like:"Ware there humans here before? What is a galaxy? and what is a solar system? and can I ask the princesse... my train of thoughts ware interupted by the machine going again.

all i could say is:"Ummmm...." I then looked at Aiden and checked if he was breathing and his pulse. and about 30 minutes later he woke up.

Perspective Jaden Maccan (also known as Aiden)

"Ughhhhhh..." I groaned, i then heard the machine causing a few questions but I had too much of a headache. "Why does karma get the better of me all the time?" I asked looking at where I saw Twilight standing.

She said:"O hey Aiden and what is karma?" she asked. i just groaned.

"ughhhh, nevermind" I retorted whilst shaking my head. I then asked:"can i have a glass of water please?" she just silently nodded whilst having a blank face probabl from thinking a lot, whilst heading to what i think was the kitchen. when she came back I said:"thanks, Cube please tell message again." as it did that i chuged my drink and listened intently. after the message was finished there was another message.

"There has been a request posted if a pony is allowed to have acces to the Cube. please respond to request." i then looked at Twilight and then i saw her plasing her.... hoofs? right? anyways she put them in a possition like as if she was pleading. i looked in the eyes and  say her determination and I just could tell that she was going to try get it non stop if I didn't allow her acces.

so I made my desicion:" I accept the request, allow user access . name of user is Twilight Sparkle, short name Twilight." i said to the Cube.

The Cube responded with:"Welcome Twilight Sparkle, what would you like to know. full amount of stored data is 3.4 petabyte, consisting of 350685292 files consisting of videos, books, magazines, letters, blogs, games and other media." i just chuckeled when i looked at Twilight after that, because her mouth was dropped and her eyes ware wide in shock and amazement.

"impressive isn't she?" I asked, and Twilight could only react with a nod. But the machine on the otherhand had other idears...

"I am flattered, but i am an inaminant object so i'm neather a he or a she." the Cube replied.

"wait.... how..... just how?.... how in equestria do you work?" Twilight asked.

"I actualy dont know, if this is a different dimension than there shouldn't be any sattilites to allow all files to desplayed thats probably why the file amount is so small." i then smirked "although maybe if i time traveled through time what is more likely than it might be because some was deleted to allow bigger and better files."

Twilight was just silent which i was to overjoyed to see. but then the Cube spoke again "There are 10534589 files online, would you like to download the latest files? space available: 28.6 petabyte."

I looked at Twilight and asked:"how advanced is your technology? got any rockets? space ships? star ships even?" she finaly snapped out when i asked that.

Twilight replied interestingly:"i have no qlue what those 3 are but the latest advancedment is trains but in the goblin nation it is allready further, they have steam weapons."

I just burst out laughing:"BWAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAH!!!!! o my god you have to be kidding me! trains! hahaha! ohhhhh.... yea humans have been here. that's unless there has been a species you didnt mention, Cube."

"yes Borgs exist in this dimension. there location is in your ass." i just laughed more. but Twilight just blushed thats when i actually... i must admit pissed my pants. "even though i am an artificial intelegence, you ponies reactions are hilarious. this too actually completes my test. Ponies have no controll over facial expresions, and are very hospitable, vorgiving and concealed of the world and its problems."

"ohhhhhh. Cube, you're to funny sometimes. Any ways can i use your bathroom? i kinda pissed my pants 'cause of laughing." she blushed and nodded and pointed a hoof up the stairs which i straingly never noticed.

"first door on you're right." (This is me wrighting about my past and i had Twilight describe the room allready so I won't write it again).

as I went upstairs i noticed a .... dragon? "Ummmmmm...." is all I said, whilst eyeing him curuasly. But I just continued walking to the bathroom. When I closed the door i flicked the light on that was directly  right to the door. the bathroom was like typical old-styled bathroom, with a showerhead and a old showerheater that ware both above a white bath-tub. the walls ware android green at the top and tiles of white and black in a checkered style along the bottom half of the 4 walls. the sealing was just a boring ol' white. There was a sink that was also white and a toilet, that was also ofcourse white. the toilet was a old styled wall toilet, older than the style i even had. hehe, quite funny now i think about it, i allready had old stuff but now this is like ancient.

I just went to the toilet and then after using it I undressed and went to the shower and cleaned myself nicely off. then i realized something. FUCK! ponies don't wear clothes!. This made me shudder in disgust.

I got dressed with the very conveniantly stored clothing in my shrunk down star ship. and walked. I noticed a, what i think is a, dragon. "ummm... hello my name is Aiden what's yours and what are you? a dragon? you look like a very peacefull type of dragon." He looked up at me.

He then said:"Hey, my name is, Spike and yes I'm a dragon, but what do you mean peacefull. Ok I'm peacefull but my race isn't very."

I then nodded and said:"Well i allready thought you ware just a baby, but theres no way your more dangerous than saphirrons, they're mad dragons. luckaly they're 10kpc away from my home planet"

"Umm.... what is a kpc?" Spike asked me with curiosity writen on his face.

"do you know what a kilomiter is?" he shook a head "meter?" he nodded so i went and explained:"its something like 3,086e-19meter its amazingly far away. Its about one third of the way away in our galaxy" I didnt even know if that made sence for him but he nodded.

"wait... whats a galaxy?" i just burst out laughing. but Twilight Sparkle was walking upstairs.

She looked at me and said:"dont piss your'r pants again, and what is a galaxy, what is a solar system and what is a kpc?" she asked making me stop laughing and making it into loud chuckles.

"a kpc is 3,086e-19meters but a galaxy is where all the stars are, the sun is a very small star compared to the ones out there. A solar system is all the......" i could not finish as a flash apeared and luna was there and put a hoof in my mouth to shut me up. she had a big frown on her face.. and i think teleported me? i don't know, might be teleportation.