Prodject big pocket

by Cable dager

Rating: mature
Tags: Adventure, Human, Dark, Science Fiction, Comedy, Tragedy
Length: 7775

This is a story of my life a human in a strange land, stuck. nothing but what advanced technology I had on. follow this story and learn the tales of jaden maccan

This is how Equestria got a lot darker than it was supposed to and also a lot more dangerous. A story where a jaden maccan, a human, goes on life journey which I dont think any has had… with only his technology, right? This is my story, follow me along a life's journey through trouble and terror and tell the tales of the one human to live in Equestria. This story is inspired by a few stories like MoW and diaries of a mad man. and is my first story

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-08-17 04:30:01 UTC

Chapter 1-intro

Hey... damn how are you suppost to start a story?! I dont even know! Any ways, once apon a..... no just no. Ugh what ever this is the story of my life, it started all in a small town named ponyville,I know right! Childs book name! Any way this is how it started.....

Perspective: Twilight Sparkle

Location: Dimension 2, Milkyway, Sol, Earth, Equestria, Ponyville, Golden Oak Library

T&D: 10/6/6017 5:30 (sun rise)

"Ughhhhh..... another boring day..." I said because even though I live in a library and I enjoy reading, and even though I'm princess celectia's protoge, my days are routine.

Wake up, eat, read or talk, eat, read or talk, eat, party or sleep. And I think ever one can tell from that, that my life has been boring lately. I try to make the best of thm but..... just to boring.

But, i have to wake up at least so I get out of my bed, it is oak bed wih the bedding as a few stars and moons (new moons to be specific). But than I look over to spike.

Spike is my assistant, he is a male baby dragon. He's what? Like 10 years old, and has a light mulbery scales with light spring budish grey front and moderate harlquine spikes. And yes those are colours.

But i sadly have to wake him up, even though he is sleeping so peacfully, "Spike," I said  whilst poking him in the side,"spike" I said a bit louder and this time i got a few mumbles. ii knew he could be a heavy sleeper sometimes, I guess it was one of those days. "Spike!" I shouted.

"Mmmm... hmmm.... twilight?" Spike said in groagy morning voice and whilst staring at me with his watery moderate piistachio coloured eyes.

"Wake up spike, the suns allready up, can you make some breakfast?"  I asked him calmly before he could fall asleep again. Lukaly he did just so, and went downstairs, I went to the bathroom to do morning buisness and brush my mane and tail. I wouldn't say I have a bad bed head, but it ain't good either.

After I brushed my mane and tail, I went downstairs of the Golden Oak Library. The library is in the middle of town and is I believe a great redwood tree hollowed out in to a library, it has the front room with the books you have a hallway that goes to the kitchen/dining area and upstairts is mine and Spikes room and bathroom and one of the best parts is a ladder going to the top where you can nearly see all the rooftops of poynvile.

But I just had to go to the kitchen. The kitchen is nothing special, Princess Celestia may fund my staying here but that doesnt mean i get special top of the line stuff, but as I walked in I saw Spike in his very cute cooking apron that rarity made. He said: "good morning again"

I still also tirerdly said "you too, whats for breakfast today, spike?" I then glanced to the cooker to try and see what, but sadly I was allready sitting and the seats are to low.

"Pancakes with roses, and in my case gems, hehe." Spike said whilst chuckeling  at the end because he allways remembers when other people watch him eat because he's the only tame dragon here in equestria.

Lukaly the food didn't take long, so we ate with vigor for we both get very hungry in the morning. After breackfast I went in the front room to do some research whilst spike started on his chores

After about an hour in on advanced botany, I checked the clock and chuckled and muttered: "hehe again it is way later than just 6:30" in fact it was 10 already.

FWOOOOOSHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The sound nearly scared the life out of me, and made me look up again that when I say the most strangest thing ever. "SPIKE!!!" I shouted when I saw a portal open in the middle of the room,  but lukaly spike was allready there and ponting at the portal whilst having a shocked expression on his face, and i think also with a little scared expression too.

The portal was a strong blue colour whilst inside the spinning vortex was nothing, but it wasn't see through either. The scariest part was when we heard a voice "pocket dimenion portal secure" with a mechanical sound to it.

Then another voice:"ok guys lets put the test object in!" Shouting to what  can only presume as other ponies.

"SPIKE WRITE A LETTER TO PRINCESS CELETIA!!" I shoutted, spike just nodded and went to go to do exactly what he asked, knowing him he would allready write about it and send it off without me there. But than a metal extended grabber came through the portal with a cubbe that had lights on it and that made a slight beeping noice.

Then the arm went back in and the portal closed. Lukaly Spike was walking back. I then asked "did you send it?" But Spike simply nodded as his cheecks began to buldge as if he had to pucke, only I knew better, and just like I guessed a green flame came out and a white flash appeared with a scroll with princess celetia's insignia made of wax on the end to close the scroll. Spike then catched it.

"Ughh I still hate that, any way lets see...." he said whilst opning the scroll and clearing his voice to only be inter.....

FWOOOOOSHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...upted by another portal opening on the far back of the libary, with the same mechanical voice saying practicly the same thing "pocket dimensional portal test number 345." 345 tests, waw these ponies are presistant. i thought whilst again the same extended grabber went throuh the portal.

"It would be great if we could hear and see through this portal" a male voice muttered.

But then a female voice retorted him whilst I presume he began trying to get the cube "well 120 tests ago we didn't even have a working portal! Any ways did you grab the interdimensional locator?"

The male voice said "well I think its a little of or it is due to the time shift, we need to recalibrate it." Luckaly i was able to push it to him and then h said "hhmmm wied it  wasn't there before, mybe dimensional shifts, any way now we can go on to the live tests." Whilst the extended grabber retrned through the portal and it closed. Than I reliesed someting, TIME SHIFT!!!????!!!!    Are they talking about what I think they are? i then grabbed the scroll and began to open it nd  read it

"My most faithfull student Twilight Sparkle.

We (me and Luna) have sadly no qlue what you are talking about, I'm sending Luna over to investgate this and I am very sorry that I can't go myself. Please stay calm and wait for her to come over.

Princess Celestia"

I just looked at Spike with a shocked expression whilst i dropped the scroll, he then picked it up and read it over and gained a more worried expression over time whilst he read the scroll.

Perspctive: Dr Oldwing

Location: Dimension 1, Milkyway, Sol, Earth, U.S.A., Texas, area 51.

T&D: 1/1/2581 15:15 - 6 years before test 345

"Mr. President, Im here fore a thing I've been oking on which is called project deep pockets." I said whilst sitting down in the eath parliment room.

The President had dark bron skin colour and has slightly black greyish skin colour, and had a very expensive  looking suit on, with his advisories and assistants, generals and others next or behind him, and said "I know full well why you're here. Humans may have made a time stopping watch, a shrinking device and suit, mechs, warp drive star ships and even made colonies in space and different planets. But  we dont have enough space close by or in other words quick to get."

"Indeed Mr. President, thats why I started this, I would like to have a biger group to research the possabilitie, which I am 99% sure is correct, and the  means to do so, even to the extend that it can be used as a teleporter."

"That's why I am putting you in area 51 and am giving you 10 years research time with a fund of C10000." The president said.

I then said:"Thank you, i hope for science and humanitie this will work." Whilst standing up and leaving.

T&D: 1/1/2587 16:00

"Ok last object test done we can now start on biological tests, some one go find a reqruit!" I said to all the scientist whilst standing on a catwalk in the reseach senter. I just seiously fucking hope this will work.

Chapter 2-recruitment to a new dawn and new world

perspective: ex-leuitenant Jaden Maccan

T&D: 3/1/2587 10:30

I am heading over to a reqruitment office for a special job. Guess what the fuck it is? Im going to be a tester! A human experiment. I used to be in the army, I was 2 years on sniper dutie, shot about 100 people a week sometimes , it was absolute madness. I then went to frontline dueties for 6 months and was later promoted to leutant, a few months later they gave me a ship and said "hey! This is yours now, dont fuck up." Great advise, because guess what i did? Fuck up is what I did.

But today I might be saved by the pay this experiment will be for C200000 is not bad pay for this experiment so I walked over to the reqruitment office. "Hello there, how can I help you?" A woman at the info center.

The inside of the building was kind of boring, it had advert posters/screens on the wall and there ware benches too, as a waiting area for when buisy, the info center was just a boring white room at he back looking diectly to the door. I said to the woman   "I am here for apointmennt  for ex-leuitenant Jaden Maccan"

She looked up and down and than she said:"Ahhh  Jaden, yes, walk on through the door and after 2 doors go left."

I said y thanks and went on to  the office, the hallway  was just as boring, i liked pre-historc ages, like the the triangular trade, by all means i have no qlue what happend then nor why it was called then, i dont know what a boat looks like. I jut wonder how  things would be back then, ya know?

Any ways i got to the door and knocked on it a deep male voice called out "come in mate! Hello, you must be Jaden, my name is Dr williams." He was a white man with a little black beard and a little bit on the long side hair, he was wearin a white lab coat and was smiling

"Nice to meet you." I replied, wilst smiling "I'm here for project big pocket, human experimennt 346"

"I see... you're the first smilng person i've seen today, I think im not going to reqruit you" he rreplied in a matter-of-fact voice.

I just said:"Oh fuck you mate." In a little joking voice. But he didn't reply for long so i frowned and then he smileed

He just doted soething down and asked:"Ok what was your previous job?" Whilst smiling

My smile returned and said:"I'm an ex-lieutenant for the ship 'beyond'."

He dotted don some more and asked: "Do you know what you're ettiing in to when you're takingthis job?"

"What? Having a chance of dying, and not being able to see my familie that i funny enough don't have? And going in a unknown area where I possibly could instantly die? I know full well what I'm gettiing in too and i've been in the same situations often enough."

He doted down some more and than flipped a few pages and he loked up and said:"Good, wel Jaden welcome to the job, I aspect you at area 51 by 1000 tomorrow. See you there."

I nodded to him and went out side the office room and dd a victory fist pump. I went back homewith the warp-train.when i got off the train and went out the station I headed out to my humble abode hich is a flat about half way up th 1000 floor tower somwhere in New York.

The flat is just a borng oval practicly, but inside it is a bit nore high tech like maglifts and essnce light, no humans dont have magice but we ware able to get lghts that ware as small as atoms and alllowed us to walk through. And since it floats, it almost seems maggic thus the essence light. The inside of the lobby had the nomal time  paint on it, so did the roof. Time paint is basicly painting a screen on walls and these are programmed to either show the sun and blue sky or  the moon and blackish blue sky, with where ever you look a clock at the bottom of the wall with date.

I walked then to the maglift and waited for it to scan my face, when it did the maglift door's opened and I walked in, then I walked out and to my door through the white walled hallway. When I got to my crimson red door with golden number of 3048 I walked in when it skanned my face.

My room is as old styled as possible with whiteish cream walls and with a wall TV that is 80inch and is 1 mm thick with 16k and 5d. In the main room there's also a black leather scetee. The kitchen is not too different, it also has the same walls only it has a plasma cooker and oven with a liquid nitrogen capable fridge. I also had the void bin, it's a bin with lasers that cut the trash so fine it's mere molecules, and some of those molecules are even destroyed. It's great cause I don't have to clean the bin at all for like a year.

Any ways the counters and are white but not pure white, it's a little bit of a dark white but than what's left is my bedroom which has a straight wall of windows and I have a coal black bed frame with grey bedsheets and a white mattress with a grey carpet. And two table stands with essence lamps floating above them. The two table stands are also coal black. And through out the house I have a old AI system named Siri version 15.8, I'm surprised they even made 15 versions. Sadly this AI was after The DEATH.

The DEATH was a tragic war where purity much all religion and history got destroyed and the people of the age waren't bothered to write it down. But that's my humble abode.

It was already getting late, about 10-ish, so I went to bed after 50 push ups, sit ups and pull ups.

T&D: 4/1/2587 0700

I woke up groagy and went to the kitchen to get some breakfast before I went and did my morning exercise, 30minutes on the treadmill, 5minutes plank, stretches and 100 pull ups sit ups and push ups. Even though I'm not in the military, I like to keep a schedule. When it's about 0940 I head to the station and go on the warp train to Texas which took 5 seconds by the way. Then went in the millitary airtaxi and then drove to area 51, I showed my passport and they scanned my car for anything illegal, and we drove in.

When I stepped out of the car I was surrounded by a dispatch of soldiers in mech-1430's and one very painfully familiar face,"o you have to be fucking kidding me right? Any ways I'm not here for you!" I said to Dr oldwing.

"You STILL hold me against that!?" She continued after a little pause "any ways, you are here actually for me for I run project big pocket" she said with a sly smirk.

"Ughhh..."i groaned "let's just get on with it." I said as we started to walk in the building. The reason I hate her is because I saw her cheating on me, and like any other person that cheats says'it isn't what it looks like!' but I know full well that it was. We walked in the 5meter thick carbon plasma concrete walls, and to explain that I really dont because it is exactly what the name suggest its a lightweight material due to the carbon and it doesn't crack either because of that and it's as strong as armored concrete and is braided with plasma energy to shield it. Basically you can drop a nuke on a meter slab and it won't break. Now try to get that in your head.

Any ways it's just like you aspect area 51 to be like, with its full security and with heavy arsenal. We went to the armory and they deked me out with a mech 1400 which is just a hipshot for interspace and with hologram armbands for mission programs with voice AI recognition to let you out and talk to you when your bored and has two 5k lbs plasma thrusters they reach from the shoulders to purity much the lower leg in length and are slightly slimmer than the chest. The mech suit was in black and I know for fact that is is a plasma suit, its one of the classics.

They also gave me a time watch, no this is not a normal watch. You ever watch director who season 100-200 in our age? Well if you have than you know he has a time machine and well this watch is kinda like that but this one slows down time to about 0.000001 second per second but sadly has a range but it's still up to 2km range. It's a nifty gadget.

Than comes the next gadget, the shrinker 1000, yup it's a shrink gun. Sadly the object you shrink does keep its mass even though it's shrunk but likely it keeps its strength. Which is good for yourself but bad if your going to shrink your enemy. And yes if you shrink the gun shrinks with you, and the other ways around too.

The last gadget I actually had to shrink but also had to put in a anti gravotron. It's a one person ship but it has two 90mm rail guns, which are guns that use magnets to propeller amount, and in the cargo was 60% food 10% testing equipment 10% ammo 10% recriational and the other 10% was just empty for if it ws by accident a portal to a different dimension instead of a pocket dimension. Most of this stuff I got because of the off chance I got knocked out.

And luckily the mech suit was looking scary enough to the point of there being inhabitants that there is always something that will scare them.

Once I got everything I went to the portal room. They were charging it, and it made a little continuous beep that went higher and higher pitched the more it was charged. When it charged there was a slight bang but they measured me that was normal. And there it was the portal a vortex of a light blue ring with a invisible but non see through hole in the middle. It almost looked like a makeshift black hole. But than they checked coms and the other good stood. And thats when they gave me the clear. The scientists said to step through and not to run through like I wanted to.

When I put my first leg through I didn't feel it any more, but I continued to slowly make my way though. When I put my head through there was a bright flash and I found my self on the other side. Thats when I can say everything went to shit.

I checked coms but there was no reply I didn't know where I was. And when I looked back I found the cable, sorry I forgot to mention that but they put a cable in to make sure that if I couldn't get through the other side than I would be safe, but when I looked back the cable was just snapped.

I looked out and just shrank myself by 100times to not be spotted, if there ware people which seemed possible since this seemed like a.... I'm not actually sure, I think it's wooden but I'm not sure it doesn't look like any wood I've seen, I think it might just be a different type.

Then I enlarge my self and went to the portal which was still open but then when I put my hand in it felt like a shield blocking me. I started punching it, it cracked slightly and when I punched it a last time the shield broke but then another thing happened, it shrinker an.....d..........

"bbbbbbbbbbbwwwwwowowowowooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmm"

perspective: Twilight Sparkle.

what was that? I thought whilst I ran out of Sugarcube Corner. I looked over to where I thought I heard the explosion, then I realized  "O NOOOOO!!!! NOT THE LIBRARY!!" It could not be Spike since he was with be me at Sugarcube Corner. I ran to the library

When I was at the front door I could not believe what I saw. A explosion and a body moving very very and I mean very slowly. Like it seemed like he wasn't moving but then I looked closer it wasn't a pony, and what was it wearing? I've never seen anything like it.

I then looked over too the explosion I then noticed it was slightly in the shape of the portal, it was slowly growing, just as slowly as the life form.

I then saw the worst thing ever happen at the time, hehe time. The person started to speed up and moved his hoof... No I don't know, claw? Any ways he moved his something to his other something and touched a circle and thaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttssssssssssssssssss

perspective: Jaden maccam

Location: unknown

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooo ttttttttttthhhhhhhiiiiiiissss cccaann't... this is when I pressed my watch and time for me returned to normal and practical stopped around my any ways there's a.... A.... Um... A... Hmm a pony?

What ever it is it's about half my size and has a pale light greyish mulbery coat and has a weird ass... No wait if I'm correct flank tattoo. It's mane, again if I'm correct, was moderate sapphire blue with I believe moderate violet and a stripe of I think moderate rose. And it has some weird pointy thingy on its head.

I can make people move at the normal time as normal whilst still have time slowed down a lot so I touched my watch with one hand and pressed the link button, and touched with my other hand the life form. I really think its a pony but it has a weird coloured coat and has a pointy thing on it. But then I used the voice changer to clear my identity to make sure that I can be secretive as possible. "hello, who? And what are you? And secondly where in the fucking universe am I?" I said in a deep mechanical voice.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" She shouted, I knew because of the voice. I then grabbed her so she couldn't move far, she then looked at me and gulped whilst having a shocked expression on her face.

"Do I need to repeat myself? I dont need to hurt you if you don't hurt me, so what will it be?answer my questions quickly so i can fix this mess or let it blow half of this planet of and than letting it turn in to a black hole so it can suck in this solar system?" I said after her scream.

"I'm.... I'm Twilight Sparkle, and I'm... A unicorn... Umm can you tell me the same thing whilst you some how capture that exp.... Wait how is it moving so slow?" Twilight asked me whilst looking around and noticed every one slowed down by like 1000 times. I just looked at her shocked, unicorns? Wait, shit! Unicorns have magic. Well shit, im doomed

"I just slowed down tim.." before I could finish I was curly interrupted,

"YOU DID WHAT???????????" Twilight shouted.

"how primitive are you?" I said whilst letting out a chuckle, I then walked over to the collapsing portal I then went in and used the gravotron to pull out a shield cage. It's a plasma cage with repelling gravity inside it. It is meant for these occasions so I enlarged it enough to fit around the explosion and went over to a table and grabbed the chair. I then looked over to the... Aww forget the absolutely long colour name, I'll call her purple pony, any way I looked over to her and she had a shocked and intrigued expression on her face.

"Ho...how... How did you do that?" Twilight asked whilst just staring at me with her big eyes. I then put the chair under the box, well I should say stool under the box and pressed the return time to normal speed (RTNS button) button.

I then said "it should clear in about ten minutes and don't worry I started making time return to normal, why don't you look out side."

Twilight then turned her back and looked out side and said "but HOW IN EQUESTRIA DID YOU DO THAT?!! Even the best, and I mean the best mages can't do that!" I just chuckled and felt relieved, it's good to know your technically the most powerful person on this world.

"well can you tell me where I am?" I said still in my deep voice.

Twilight looked at me strangely and said"You are in ponyvile, in equestria, on earth...."

Chapter 3-what on earth? Or better where?

I can't even fathom how hilarious that sounded, literally I dropped on the ground and kicking and crying on the ground "ohhhhh..... You have to be kidding me, literally ponyvile, equestria those are childhood book names, haha. O my god, let me guess this simulator is called my little pony?" I said whilst touching the button for the coms on my helmet. But Twilight just stared at me as if I was a total weirdo, her expression was purity funny, but anyways I just received static. "OK very funny guys jokes over, now stop the simulator. O yea I forgot in simulators you can see who's online. Dr oldwing is always online. Hhmm starswirled.... starswirled..... starswirled..... Not online? Either she grew up or the portal worked and then I'm fucked!"I said whilst scrolling through my friends list with the hologram on. Twilight gasped when I said the last word

"DONT SAY THAT WORD AGAIN! It's been banned for a long time."

I don't know why she was so worried because I'm pretty sure I said it before "well i can say one thing, your world sounds f.u.c.k.ing boring!" she just slapped my helmet with her hoof, but it didn't do anything. And anyways the only reason she could reach me was because I was only the floor on this place.... Oh yea I forgot to describe place which I think was a library.

The reason I thought the place was a library is because  the front room with wooden floor walls and roof, had tons of, and I mean tons of shelf's with books but they ware.... What was that material? Paper? The only reason I know about is because some alien species that waren't advanced.

Twilight Sparkle who was standing next to me with a worried expression just said "this is the Golden Oak Library, my home."

"Well this always a new one to ad to the new species/alien list."finally dropping the voice changer. She just looked at he with shock practically written on it. "What? I didn't know if I could trust you so I used a voice changer. And for the species/alien list, we usually don't say this but I'll say this now since I. Not sure of it in this dimension, your not alone out there basically". She then turned around and did a... Hoof-pump? I guess that's correct terminology. "What's the date and what balanced do you use?"

She finally spoke up and said:" it's the 14 of June 6017 and we use celestial balanced, and hey what and who are you? You didn't answer me!" At the end she got a little frown.

I said whilst smiling in a cheeky way:"thank you for telling the time and place, and for my name is Aiden, and for the what I am, that's confidential due to S&A code page 52 paragraph 4 which states 'never tell a alien entity what you are, to not instill their future and development and to keep peace' I'm purity sure I'm not even supposed to tell you that hehe."

"Alright Aiden and I understand that you can't tell me to your nations code...." Twilight was interrupted by a know on the door. Twilight then open the door with you guessed it! Magic. This is when I slowed time but then I noticed some thing weird the unicorn, Pegasus, I think it's named alicorn wasn't effected by the time stop.

She had a dark blue coat with and had a mane of moderate sapphire blue and greyish Persian blue and her eyes ware a moderate cyan. And with a new boon as ass tattoo

I quickly put my voice changer on and said "OK who, and what da fuck are you? And why are you here?" whilst I took a step back. She just gave me a smirk.

"My name is princess Luna, and I'm a alicorn and I'm here because I was informed of a portal or two opening up here, human." She said the last thing with a frown. I just started to back away and grabbed my shrink gun and shrank myself. She didn't know what happen she just looked in shock and started to look around. I then began to run for my life and I eventually used my jetpack to fly through the door....

"BAFFF!!" the door slammed in my face before I could get out. "Thud" I fell on the ground. I then quickly grabbed my shrink gun and put it on enlarge and I grew myself to my normal size. Luna did not look amused.

She engulfed me with her magic and said:"Human, what should be done with you? Should we kill you or should we just put you in prison?"

"How about neither?" I replied, whilst trying to escape the magic that engulfed me.

"Now why would I do that? Mmm?" She asked

"Oh fuck it, I purity much ruined my chances of survival when I destabilized the portal, but anyways what is the princess of the beautiful night doing here?" I asked. I know Luna means moon or night so because of culture differences I better play along.

"Did.... Did you just..... Call my night beautiful?" She asked raising a brow to show her intriguedness but also her confusion.

I just replied with:"Indeed, the night is peaceful and calm, even in a planet with 3 suns and you only get like 2 hours of night. But still it is beautiful and the terrain on the moon is all barren but it's just magnificent and when you look up or ahead or to the side depending or your position you see the earth, just beautiful green and blue." She actually started to tear up a bit whilst having a smile. She then let me go of her magic and I asked:"you're letting me go?"

"Indeed I am. You will go to Canterlot, the castle every week and 4 days and you will stay there in the castle 3 days, until you've made friends and have become peaceful. I would start by pulling off your armor and telling Twilight the truth." She replied "see you in a week and a half."

I was stunned by the kindness before I went and put time to normal I went to the window and checked it if there is anything coming but there wasn't so I just went to Twilight and put time to normal. "Sorry about that, kinda tried to run from the princess of the night, and it kinda didn't work. Hehe. Anyways I have to go to Canterlot wherever that is, every week and 4 days, and stay there for 3 days. O and another thing she asked me to be more peaceful so......" I started to pull my helmet off but was interrupted by Twilight

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING DONT DECAPITATE YOURSELF!!!!!!" She shouted, I just started laughing at her reaction and socked expression.

"This a fucking helmet, you dork anyways I'm from a race which is called, ohhhhh this feels so wrong, humans, I'm a human." I said whilst pulling my helmet off. I knew if was safe for me to take of for it automatically tests for oxygen. I then said "I should have done this ages ago, hey Cortana v20.5 can you scan the galaxy for me please?"

"Who's tha..." Twilight asked but was interrupted by Cortana.

"will do Mr. Aiden it will take 2 hours for signal to be resieved. Current range set:50d kpc. Please get comfortable and patient " cortana said whilst deploying a cube out of my suit and started to float in the middle of the room.

I continued raising my armor off. Luckily I had clothes underneath, so it wasn't very acuard. "So you are a unicorn, and just back then was a alicorn. Can you tell me what other species there are?" I asked.

"Ohh don't worry about that I can actually show you in a book, that is a bit better than telling." Twilight said. She then used magic to engulf a book and take it out.

"So magic? Ohh you got to be kidding me magic doesn't exist does it?" I asked hoping that Twilight says 'no it's not magic'.

"Yes, yes it is magic why?"-fuck-"Wasn't that a spell you just did to stop time?" She asked I just got a worried expression

"No it wasn't magic and why is because I've never seen magic, I've heard folklore about magic but when researched it was just fake. This actually both scary and intriguing for me."

"Why scary? It's not like your going to hurt me" she said. I just looked at her confused.

"What is up with your race being so trusting, or is it just your culture? 'cause your trusting me to not hurt you even though I haven't done shit to prove that I won't hurt you!, And anyways...." I put my hand on the book, I still had my glove so my glove made a scan of it to upload it on the system but my glasses could do the same.

"Object scan complete" Cortana said. The cube that was all ready floating in the room projected a hologram. I then started to flick through the pages and searched with keyword creatures though non showed up. I then started to try and read it.

"Umm can I have a dixionary. Fortunately i can translate it to English when I get a dixionary, what language is it anyways?" I asked, but she was just staring at the hologram. "Twilight?"

"Hhmmm? O the language is Equestrian, here's a dixionary." The purple pony said whilst passing me the book I requested. I scanned it too.

"object scan complete. Translating Equestrian to English.... Complete" it then translated the pages for me, the letters looked vastly different though it was pronounced the same way.

"Let's see... Ponies.... Four different types: earth pony, unicorn pony and Pegasus pony and lastly alicorn.... Minotaur..... Manticore? .....gryphons? Interesting..... Goblins and orcs? Was this planet is full of extra terrestrial species. I could get tons tons of credits when I get back, well better if I get back" I mutered to my self whilst reading.

Twilight then asked:"wait, what do you mean IF you get back?"

I just looked at her and sighed in dread whilst saying,"well I tried going back through the portal but I destabilized it by trying to force myself through it. Meaning it's a one ways system and they didn't exactly give me a extra portal mount on hand" I said whilst continuessly flipping through pages. I eventually took my gloves off. "This planet is seriously interesting."

"CRASH... THUD"

Wha... Wha... Happene...?

perspective: Twilight Sparkle

"RAINBOW DASH WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING" I shouted. He just knocked this human guy out. He doesn't have the and has dark blond hair and has whiteish skin color and has clothing on. A blue polo-shirt and had denim trousers. His armor is coal black with glowing alien armpit green. And had a scary imprint of a ash grey skull. His shrink canon? I don't know I've never seen anything like it. was the same color code with the top being the same type of green. but non-glowing.

"Sorry Twilight I um..... What are those?" Rainbow dash asked me whilst looking at Aiden and the cube. Aiden made an imprint on the wall but was on the ground knocked out cold.

"Dash you just knocked out cold my extral dimensional guest, and that thing is gravotron-nomonnom thingy that keept a collapsing portal from blowing up half the planet and than somehow sucking up the solar system, what ever a solar system is!"

Rainbow dash said whilst rubbing the back of his neck and giving a nervous grin:"hehe... Umm sorry Twilight. Didn't mean too. How long do you thing he will be out cold?"

"Ughhh should have let him keep his armor on. Any ways I think it will take about an hour or two. I'm going to try to use this hologram." I replied mildly annoyed.

"Umm... OK cya Twilight." Rainbow dash said. ughhh she's going to grab the other 4 girls of course 'cause why not?.

"extrial terrestrial life form detected, scanning for biological status.... Complete. Uploading current information gathered of Equestria to the Core....." Cortana I think said. When it did the scan a red laser scanned me. "uploading error.... Could not find any info stations or home colonies. Do you want to have access to the Core?" a green button and a red button appeared I pressed the green button "you have sent a request of user permission please wait as the owner gives right for you to use the Core. Thank you." ughhh i gotta wait? What's this waiting? I want to explore this thing so badly. Ughhh I'll just read a book. so I went to a corner of the room and started on reading conspiracy theories I know most are just rubbish but some might be true deu to the new evidence I've gotten.

2 hours later

"galaxy map complete.... Galaxy size 30kpc semilarities to galaxy: milky way 4000 years in the future. Position of solar system: Sol. planet: Earth. Population: 1 human 16982 ponies, 11086 gryphons, 8053 minotaurs, 7538 sapiant dogs, 5692 sapiant apes, 1041 manticore. birds total 15043, farm cattle total 5060, wild animals 4083." the machine said, causing a lot of questions like:"Ware there humans here before? What is a galaxy? and what is a solar system? and can I ask the princesse... my train of thoughts ware interupted by the machine going again.

all i could say is:"Ummmm...." I then looked at Aiden and checked if he was breathing and his pulse. and about 30 minutes later he woke up.

Perspective Jaden Maccan (also known as Aiden)

"Ughhhhhh..." I groaned, i then heard the machine causing a few questions but I had too much of a headache. "Why does karma get the better of me all the time?" I asked looking at where I saw Twilight standing.

She said:"O hey Aiden and what is karma?" she asked. i just groaned.

"ughhhh, nevermind" I retorted whilst shaking my head. I then asked:"can i have a glass of water please?" she just silently nodded whilst having a blank face probabl from thinking a lot, whilst heading to what i think was the kitchen. when she came back I said:"thanks, Cube please tell message again." as it did that i chuged my drink and listened intently. after the message was finished there was another message.

"There has been a request posted if a pony is allowed to have acces to the Cube. please respond to request." i then looked at Twilight and then i saw her plasing her.... hoofs? right? anyways she put them in a possition like as if she was pleading. i looked in the eyes and  say her determination and I just could tell that she was going to try get it non stop if I didn't allow her acces.

so I made my desicion:" I accept the request, allow user access . name of user is Twilight Sparkle, short name Twilight." i said to the Cube.

The Cube responded with:"Welcome Twilight Sparkle, what would you like to know. full amount of stored data is 3.4 petabyte, consisting of 350685292 files consisting of videos, books, magazines, letters, blogs, games and other media." i just chuckeled when i looked at Twilight after that, because her mouth was dropped and her eyes ware wide in shock and amazement.

"impressive isn't she?" I asked, and Twilight could only react with a nod. But the machine on the otherhand had other idears...

"I am flattered, but i am an inaminant object so i'm neather a he or a she." the Cube replied.

"wait.... how..... just how?.... how in equestria do you work?" Twilight asked.

"I actualy dont know, if this is a different dimension than there shouldn't be any sattilites to allow all files to desplayed thats probably why the file amount is so small." i then smirked "although maybe if i time traveled through time what is more likely than it might be because some was deleted to allow bigger and better files."

Twilight was just silent which i was to overjoyed to see. but then the Cube spoke again "There are 10534589 files online, would you like to download the latest files? space available: 28.6 petabyte."

I looked at Twilight and asked:"how advanced is your technology? got any rockets? space ships? star ships even?" she finaly snapped out when i asked that.

Twilight replied interestingly:"i have no qlue what those 3 are but the latest advancedment is trains but in the goblin nation it is allready further, they have steam weapons."

I just burst out laughing:"BWAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAH!!!!! o my god you have to be kidding me! trains! hahaha! ohhhhh.... yea humans have been here. that's unless there has been a species you didnt mention, Cube."

"yes Borgs exist in this dimension. there location is in your ass." i just laughed more. but Twilight just blushed thats when i actually... i must admit pissed my pants. "even though i am an artificial intelegence, you ponies reactions are hilarious. this too actually completes my test. Ponies have no controll over facial expresions, and are very hospitable, vorgiving and concealed of the world and its problems."

"ohhhhhh. Cube, you're to funny sometimes. Any ways can i use your bathroom? i kinda pissed my pants 'cause of laughing." she blushed and nodded and pointed a hoof up the stairs which i straingly never noticed.

"first door on you're right." (This is me wrighting about my past and i had Twilight describe the room allready so I won't write it again).

as I went upstairs i noticed a .... dragon? "Ummmmmm...." is all I said, whilst eyeing him curuasly. But I just continued walking to the bathroom. When I closed the door i flicked the light on that was directly  right to the door. the bathroom was like typical old-styled bathroom, with a showerhead and a old showerheater that ware both above a white bath-tub. the walls ware android green at the top and tiles of white and black in a checkered style along the bottom half of the 4 walls. the sealing was just a boring ol' white. There was a sink that was also white and a toilet, that was also ofcourse white. the toilet was a old styled wall toilet, older than the style i even had. hehe, quite funny now i think about it, i allready had old stuff but now this is like ancient.

I just went to the toilet and then after using it I undressed and went to the shower and cleaned myself nicely off. then i realized something. FUCK! ponies don't wear clothes!. This made me shudder in disgust.

I got dressed with the very conveniantly stored clothing in my shrunk down star ship. and walked. I noticed a, what i think is a, dragon. "ummm... hello my name is Aiden what's yours and what are you? a dragon? you look like a very peacefull type of dragon." He looked up at me.

He then said:"Hey, my name is, Spike and yes I'm a dragon, but what do you mean peacefull. Ok I'm peacefull but my race isn't very."

I then nodded and said:"Well i allready thought you ware just a baby, but theres no way your more dangerous than saphirrons, they're mad dragons. luckaly they're 10kpc away from my home planet"

"Umm.... what is a kpc?" Spike asked me with curiosity writen on his face.

"do you know what a kilomiter is?" he shook a head "meter?" he nodded so i went and explained:"its something like 3,086e-19meter its amazingly far away. Its about one third of the way away in our galaxy" I didnt even know if that made sence for him but he nodded.

"wait... whats a galaxy?" i just burst out laughing. but Twilight Sparkle was walking upstairs.

She looked at me and said:"dont piss your'r pants again, and what is a galaxy, what is a solar system and what is a kpc?" she asked making me stop laughing and making it into loud chuckles.

"a kpc is 3,086e-19meters but a galaxy is where all the stars are, the sun is a very small star compared to the ones out there. A solar system is all the......" i could not finish as a flash apeared and luna was there and put a hoof in my mouth to shut me up. she had a big frown on her face.. and i think teleported me? i don't know, might be teleportation.