Is this how Everypony is Greeted?
You were just standing there, petrified with too many emotions to count.
"SUUUUPRRRISEEE!!!"
"Welcome to Ponyvile!!"
Your eyes widen. Everypony was looking at you, you come to your senses and said, "Who are you!?!"
"My name is Pinky Pie, and this is Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Twilight Sparkle And Fluttershy!" She said as she gestured to the other ponies.
"Hi."You blurted out.
Sweat goes down your body.
Then all of a sudden, loud music started to play, almost destroying your ears and causing you not being able to walk straight and making you bump into Pinkie Pie.
"Just lettin you know, that's Vinyl Scratch, part of the best radio station in all of Equestria, very essential for any party."
Vinyl waves at you as the song plays.
Still not being able to walk straight, you bumped into an Allicorn.
"Sorry if this isn't what you wanted, that's Pinkie Pie for you."
"Is this what happens when anypony comes here!?!"
"Usually, but sometimes not."
You slowly get used to the loud music, and decide to meet the mare with the pink mane and yellow coat.
"Hey!" You shout over the music.
You heard a mumble of some kind, and decide to speak again, "What?" You say, louder than before. "Hello..." The mare mumbled. You introduced yourself to the mare. "Hello my name is-" You didn't know your name. You just woke up in the grass with a saddlebag and fifty bits. Thats all you were. "Your name is what..?" The mare snapped you back into reality. You had to say something, anything, and said, "Pir-o."
"Piro? That's a weird name..."
You walk away with your hoove on your face. What was that!? I should just go before things get worse. As you try and exit the surprise party, a cyan colored pegasus with a rainbow mane blocked your way. "Hey, where do you think you're going?" You tried to say something but she interrupted your words. "Nobody backs out of Pinkies party! She spent a lot of time setting this up!" She shouts. You somehow felt guilty as the party didn't look like it was crude considering how fast Pinkie Pie made this. "Hey, I didn't mean it like that!" Her expression and tone were suddenly calm. Why did she just get calm? That's when you realized that there were tears in your eyes. And one of them went down your cheek. You wiped it away as quickly as you could. "No it's fine!" You lied, and quickly trotted over to one of the folded tables.
You sat over there with one hoove over your eyes and the other on a cup of apple juice. You overheard a conversation behind you. "He's really sensitive, don't upset him." "He's a handsome young stallion for sure, but I didn't know he was sensitive." "He'll be fine, just let me talk to him." You stuffed your face in your foreleg. Handsome? I'm not handsome! You hear someone's steps getting closer to you. "Hey, you okay Piro?" Said a soft voice. It was her.
"Uh, yeah i'm fine!" You stamper.
Why am I so nervous? I should be fine. Or maybe I'm just embarrassed.
"I don't think so, you look like you're about to explode."
Your face was a dark shade of red. You were embarrassed. Your heart beat got faster and you started to feel restless. And then you ran. You ran away from the party as quickly as you could into an alleyway like area and sat there. It was late. Time flew by very quickly. Since you had no house to return to, you slept on the ground with your saddlebag as a pillow. You drifted into sleep after a while.
You wake up in a dark room, in which you can barely see.
Hey where am I? What am I doing here?
You struggle to move, then noticed that you are chained to the table. You tried to scream. But nobody came. You were muted.
I can't talk! Help me, please someone!
You start to hyperventilate, heartbeat rising, possible outcomes flooding your thoughts. Your vision slowly turns to a dark shade of red. Worse thoughts coming in.
Help me... please someone... help...
You start to cry, feeling tears go down your cheek. You thought they were tears, only a few seconds later realizing that it was blood.
blood...? How am I bleeding? It's my tears. Stop crying.
Your vision slowly adjusted to the dark environment. Revealing a rainbow maned pegasus. You tried to talk, but you were kept muted.
Hey, help me! Please...!
She was holding a knife.
This was it. My first day existing and I'm already gonna die. Not like I had a purpose or anything.
You accepted your fate. The crazy mare raised the knife. You close your eyes.
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You open your eyes to see that you weren't dead. You breathed a sigh of relief. You sit up and crack your neck and twisted, hearing a crack in your spine. You kept stretching like this for a few minutes. Sleeping on a saddlebag was not a good idea.
As you took you took your first step in there you are immediately tackled by a pink blur.
"Hey! Who are you, are you new here? Wait lemme guess, You are! Oh my gosh!!!!"
"Get off me!"
But there was nobody on you. That's what you thought. The pink blur disappeared as if no one was even there.
Who was she?
You get up off the ground and keep walking wondering who she was.
Sugercube Corner, that sounds tast-
*CRASH*
You look up to see a mare on top of you with a bag of letters on her side, but most of the letters were on the ground. She had a yellow mane and a grey coat. But something was odd about her eyes, you decided not to think about that, and said, "Get off of me!"
"Oh no! Sorry sir, I didn't mean for this to happen." The odd eyed mare said.
"Who are you!?"
"My name's Derpy, I'm the mail mare of the town!"
"How did you crash into me?"
"Well so I was flying delivering mail and stuff, and then one of the letters I had flew away and I chased it until I hit you."
"I find that very hard to believe..."
"Could you help me pick up the letters please?"
You agreed to help, and after a couple of minutes the job was finished. The mare flew away and you walked into Sugarcube Corner only to be greeted by a horde of ponies.