(Disowned) Crazy Clothesless Capers Twilight Twin Talk
Author's Note
Character(s): EQG Princess Twilight Sparkle.
Compare and Contrast
KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
Flash Sentry opened his front to be greeted by the human Twilight, and she was peeved.
"H-Hey Twilight! How's it going?" Flash nervously asked.
"Save it Sentry! Where is she?" Twi asked.
"Upstairs taking a shower! She'll be down in a minute."
"Still...." She then grabbed Flash by his shirt collar and pilled him close. "What were you thinking sleeping with her?! What if whatever protection you're gonna say you used didn't work and she got pregnant? Or she woke immediately regretting her actions?"
"It's was a heat of the moment kinda of thing?" Flash nervously shuffled. "And she came on to me. I kinda couldn't keep myself from going with it."
"Still, you..."
"Hey! Is that Twi down there?" They heard the princess from above.
"Yes!" Flash replied.
"Alright! I'm coming down!" And they saw the humanized princess coming down, and they went wide-eyed seeing that she was still naked save for a pair of shoes.
Twi gave a flash a glare.
"Twilight! You didn't see the clothes I left for you?" Flash asked.
"Oh I did but I decided not to wear them."
"And you're not why?" Twi asked.
"They were kinda big, Rarity would make it a gossip topic, and I just wanna try to keeping going this nudist thing."
Twi sighed. "Alright. But once we get to Pinkie's you're getting dressed."
"Fine." Twilight approached Flash and give him a peck on the cheek. "I have a great time last night."
"It was my pleasure." Flash replied.
"See ya around!" Twilight waved as she made her way out the door.
"You too." Flash replied as he watched her leave with Twi following.
"Alright Princess, I want to full details. What exactly happened last night?" Twi asked.
"Well, I had trouble sleeping because I was wondering what was fun about being naked. So I stripped and went outdoors and went for a walk around the block, I got compliments from some older girls, yelled at by an old man, and then got chased by a dog. I tripped and stumbled onto Flash's house where he got the dog away and brought me inside to treat my wounds. And well.... let's say him rubbing ointment on my naked body caused me experience certain feelings of desire. So I kinda jumped on him, got my tongue into his mouth and yanked off his boxers to see his member and suggested that we could be friends with benefits and asked him to show me how mating habits worked in this world and he was happy to oblige."
Twi just stood there, taken aback from that last part. "I can't believe you'd do that! You two could've made a huge mistake!"
"But we didn't. He taught about foreplay, touching yourself, oral, and ended with her putting his member in my-"
"STOP!!!!!!!" Twi covered her ears and shook her head. "I don't wanna think about Flash's junk being inside my double!"
Twilight's face went red. "Sorry! Kind of got in the moment there."
"It's like thinking of him doing me. I mean, I've had some guys crushes but now that I'm with Sunset I can't picture myself with a guy in most ways."
"Was Flash one of those crushes?" Twilight asked.
"Not really, and it was kinda hard to get into him when he had trouble getting that I wasn't you." Twi replied. "He's just a friend... Without benefits!"
Twilight couldn't help but chuckle.
"So, how's the nude thing working for ya anyway?" Twi asked
"Well, these shoes make walking more comfortable and I do like how my body feels against the air, it tingles a bit but in a good way." Twilight replied.
"Still it's weird talking to a naked version of myself."
"You're a nudist too."
"Indoor nudist! There's is difference: Indoor nudists understand and obey societal norms in public enjoy nudity on their personal time, full time nudists like were you're being don't have the shame to follow those norms and go naked whenever they feel like it."
"Well being a pony who doesn't wear clothing all the time, doesn't make it feel shameless."
"Yeah, Sunset said something like that. It makes ya wonder about all the differences between us from where we grew up."
"Well I managed to be the student of my country's leader, earned the ability to use sacred artifacts to save her sister, dealt with multiple villains who threaten peace in Equestria, and became a princess."
"And I was just that lonely over-achiever who handle any problem except getting people to like her until her turned into she-demon. And would then save a summer camp. Boy does that all sound cheesy."
"You say it out loud yeah."
The two shared a laugh.
"I am glad we didn't end completely the same." Twilight said. "It's means our lives aren't interchangeable or their set because of who we are."
"That's one good way to look at it." Twi responded.
"So can I ask something else?"
"Yeah what?"
Twilight looked down at her breasts. "Why are nipples on both males and females in this world?" She touched poked her nipples with her index fingers.
Twi's pupils shrunk at the sight. "Ummm.... Oh look! It's Pinkie's place! Let's hurry up and get you dressed!" Twi got behind Twilight lead to their friend's house.
