I appeared at the DDR's front desk. A woman dressed in a simple white shirt and black pants greeted me. The only thing that set her apart from a human was a pair of big, gray, hawk-like wings and black mountain goat horns. Her name-pin was copper, and etched on it was her name and department.

Fay Willow

Secretary of the Department of Dimensional Rifts

She smiled at me. "Hello, Truth. What brings you here today?"

"Death. Meddling. Equestria. Pandora's Box."

"Ah. I see."

Without a further word, she led me to the Worlds Rift section, then to Rift 42.

Death was waiting there. He checked his imaginary watch which popped into existence.

"You're early."

"Yes, yes I am."

He deadpanned at me.

"You can't bring your pets."

"Why?"

"What if," he leaned close to me, red eyes flashing," they got lost in the unreality and die?" He leaned back, observing me with that infernal smirk of his.

Che. I glared at him, hoping that he would spontaneously combust...

Oh look, he did.

He deadpanned at me (again) and put out the fires with a snap.

"Point made." I turned to Fred and Fish. "Sorry, I can't take you there."

*Chi.....*

"Okay, I'll try to bring some back, alright?"

I turn to Fish.

"Fish, make sure Fred and Gatekeeper don't burn down my area, kill things or both at the same time. If you keep them in line, I'll be sure to stop on my way back and grab some fatty tuna."

*Meow!* She saluted me with some drool dripping out of the corner of mouth.

I chuckled and patted her on the head. Both Fred and Fish teleported back to my area of the God Realm.

I turned to Death and Fay. "Okay, now that has been dealt with, is this the rift?"

Death nodded. "Yes."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes."

"Are you reeeeeaaaaaallllllllyyyy sure?"

Death gritted his teeth. "Yes. I'm. Sure."

I raised an eyebrow at him. Said eyebrow floated upwards, off my face, and snapped back to it's original position.

"Alrighty then." I stepped through the rift, and as I look back, Death seemed to say something to Fay. Fay widened her eyes, and then looked at me.

"Oh shoot, that's the wrong one!"

Huh?

What did she say?

I was floating through the unreality and towards the opening on the other side.

Was Celestia's castle very foresty?

Or did it reside in the tiny village right next to the forest?

Why was it broken down and old?

Eh...

Then the unreality, for the lack of better words, spat me out.

I tumbled onto the hard stone floor, wincing every time a part hit the ground. I finally stopped, and tried to stand up on two legs.

That... didn't really work out. I fell back on the floor.

Right. I was a quadruped. I stood up shakily with all four legs.

Well, better check what I looked like.

I watched as blobs of shadows coalesced in front of me into a full-body mirror. I stared into it

Awwwww heeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllll no.

I was an ~~pegacorn~~ alicorn. Said alicorn was probably taller than Celestia. It had a very light gray coat, sliver colored eyes, and cherry blossom pink mane and tail with a darker hue running down the middle. It was also flowing, much like Celestia's.

Yeah, I get that I'm a god, but why?

No way am I gonna be one of those Mary-Sues in fanfiction!

Yes, I read fanfiction, so what? There had to be some way to pass the time up there!

Also, during the time in the unreality, I learned that pegacorns in this world were called alicorns.

Well then. I dismissed the mirror, which fell back into shapeless blobs of shadow.

I looked around. The forest covered the horizon but I was in an old castle. Vines crept along the corners and crevices and moss grew on almost every stone. The very air of this place was saturated with magic, as if two god-like beings fought here...

All mine now~

But first, a slight species change.

I closed my eyes, feeling things shift into different places. I opened my eyes and summoned another full-body mirror.

My ears were slightly more fluffy and cat-like, the front legs were now paws, and had a big gray and pink-tipped fluffy fox-like tail.
I was still the same height though. I narrowed my eyes. and with a poof, I was filly-sized altered alicorn, then a filly normal alicorn and finally an Earth pony.

It was just an illusion, but it sealed smidgen of my power when any of illusions were active.

After all, this world doesn't need another reality warping...pony.

That felt weird.

Everything started to darken. I looked up. The sun was setting, and the moon crept across the sky.

I tried using my horn...Oh wait I don't have that any more.

Then I used my own god magic and poofed back into my altered alicorn form.

The castle started building itself, starting from the foundation to the four towers.

Instead of stone, it was pure white marble reinforced with the ambient magic to make sure it didn't corrode. The roof was made with rose quartz crystals, thin enough to let light in, but thick enough so that other ~~people~~ ponies don't see in. The floor and columns were marble and the columns had a coat of crystals. It was void with decorations except for the magic infused crystal chandeliers, which glowed gold, turquoise, blue or white.

I teleported to one of the towers, furnished it with a dark pink carpet and a four-poster bed, faceplanted into the mattress and fell asleep.

Meanwhile, in Canterlot...

Celestia stood the room of 206 as she waited. Her pupil, Twilight Sparkle, eagerly waited to take notes on this 'dimensional rift'.

Then, reality bent and tore open.

Purple unreality threatened to spill over, but was stopped by an unknown force. A skeleton of a bird flew through with a message.
Celestia frowned and accepted the message.

Truth went through the wrong rift.

Keep your eyes on the Everfree.

Death

That was not good.

The bird flew back in, and the tear sealed itself.

She turned to one of the guards in the room, who was half-surprised at the situation, fell to the floor. "Send scouts to the Everfree Forest. Report anything unusual."

"Yes Princess Celestia." The guard stood up, saluted, and ran out of the room.

She turned to her student, who was still scribbling furiously. Should she send her now?

No, she decided against it. If she goes there now, she might not have friends by the time of her arrival.

She walked out of the room, thinking about that one delicious strawberry shortcake in the Royal Kitchens...

Author's Note

Heya peoples! mikuninja here~!
Oh! I forgot to say this last time!
Disclaimer: I do not own MLP:FiM. I only own the OCs. (AKA Truth, Death, Fred, Fay and Fish)
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