Story Premises

Midnight Spork was sitting at computer when o no, 4chan was shut down. Aura Fork was so med, that she ecks dee'd and flewed to the next house to c if 4chun was wrkin der. Un42netly at ponk poi's backry it was not work either. "CASUAL NORMIEFAGS, GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD!" Sunshine Shunbutt sang in a dank voice. He then sproy pointed poirn on 2 wall, *Unfortunately the fucking mods came by and deleted it like fucking cancerous non-horse-fuckers* Swaylot then proceded to get plunky porn to get on her magnifik back and ride them 2 castle of sun bum. Sparrow was getting vigerously pounded frum back sied so she felled mid way and died. Then alicorn happened *And then the mods came by and laughed at that, then fucking left it there, like what the fuck?* Then kinkor stuff happens and then stuff and more and then castle. At castle oshuwatt crash into wall. Oh noe, she die gain. Unfortunatly plot armor save her and shit and stuff and what and memes and please help me im trapped inside of FimFic HQ and they're forcing me to make shitty stories making fun of 4chan help plz send help and more memes. Sun fuck queerstioned what swalot was doin in castle at that time of day and skylight said something about 4chan. Moon Face then came out of ceiling and laughed, declairing that fuckface sunfuck and her had taken doen 4chin. "Faggots, CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!" Sun fuck and moon fist then got sent 2 hells where they got fucked by that 3 headed dogg daily. I tink his naem is snoooooop daeg. What happen next? Foind out in teh next episodes of dragns bl z

Twilight sparkle was staring at her computer, wide-eyed. It had only been two weeks since the technology able to link multiple interfaces together on one online social network, and something like this had already came out. She scooted back out of her chair, and carefully trotted down the stairs, as if to not wake spike up. Walking up to the refrigerator,  she scooted it to the side slightly to reveal a smaller cooler behind it. Opening it, there was a bottle with golden brown liquid inside, with the label "In case of Emergencies" . Twilight walked back to her room after moving the fridge back into place, having the rather large bottle in tow. Once she got into her room, she popped a cork off of the top of said bottle and chugged the entirety of its contents. She then opened a window, and tossed the bottle into the amusingly well placed garbage can below, not even causing it to break. She then closed the window, stared at her computer from her bedside for a few moments, and then went to sleep.