My Little Pony Equestria Girls: The Moons of Canterlot High 3

Chapter 4

Pinkie grabbed the outfits labeled ‘April’. A pair of brightly colored leotards, One had what looked like a giant cotton ball at the back, and with it was a headband with bunny ears. The other had a fake flower pinned to the front, and with it came a case of white face paint and a red rubber nose.

“Looks like this one is a clown…” Lemon observed.

“And the other one is a bunny.” Pinkie added.

They both looked at each other, before speaking their minds simultaneously

“DIBS ON THE BUNNY! Lemon Zest yelled.

“DIBS ON THE CLOWN!” Pinkie Pie shouted.

The others just groaned and facepalmed while the two energetic girls quickly began to strip and put on their new costumes as fast as they possibly could.

“Man… it’s like having two Pinkie’s!” Rainbow remarked.

“Is it as bad as having two Lemon Zest’s?” Sugarcoat inquired.

“I don’t know… but I reckon they're both pretty scary…” Applejack voiced.

“I hear that…” Sunny Flare nodded.

“Still, you gotta commend Photo Finish on her creativity when it comes to costumes.” Sci-Twi pointed out.

“Boy, these leotards sure are tight in the back.” Pinkie said pulling out a wedgie.

“You’re telling me.” Lemon agreed while putting on the headband. “This thing is stuck so close to my butt if I farted I’d probably blow a hole right through ‘em!”

Pinkie snorted with laughter. “Or at least send your tail flying off!” she joked as she spread the white face paint on

Lemon laughed. “Maybe I should try it?” she suggested. “How awesome would it be if that could really happen?”

The girls exploded into a fit of obnoxious giggles.

“Ladies, please!” Rarity scolded. “Can we keep the coarse behavior to a minimum?”

“Ok.” Pinkie shrugged while pressing the red clown nose onto her face, making it squeak. “We won’t talk about how having booties as big as ours makes wearing tight clothing uncomfortable.”

“Yeah.” Lemon chuckled. “And we certainly won’t mention having wedgies so deep that we can practically taste our costumes.”

The girls laughed their way out of the changing room and into the studio.

When they reached said studio, they found that Photo Finish had already gotten it all set up for them, as well as cleaned her lens. The area was now full of April Fools items; a rubber chicken, fake vomit, a whoopee cushion and others as well as Easter related items like eggs and fake bunnies

“Wow!” They both said.

“It’s beautiful!” Lemon gushed.

“Oh, please tell me that candy is real!” Pinkie Pie said, excitedly.

“Nein. It isn’t.” Photo Finish stated, bluntly.

“Aw…” The girls whined.

“Enough! Let’s go!” The photographer instructed, snapping her fingers.

The girls moved over to the area, Lemon went to the eggs and bunnies while Pinkie went to the jokes and gags. Photo Finish took aim with her camera “Now, let’s get started with…”

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Photo Finished lowered her camera, looking over at Pinkie with a disgusted look.

“Whoops!” she said, blushing through her pink skin. “Excuse me!”

Lemon giggled as Pinkie lifted up the whoopee cushion she had sat on “Oh, never mind then,” she shrugged, tossing it to the ground.

“Moving on…” Photo Finish said, tensely.

“So what do you want us to do?” Lemon Zest inquired.

“Basically, I vant you to be yourselves.” The photographer stated.

“Be ourselves?” Pinkie echoed, surprised and confused.

“Yes, while I am making the magik’s you two will be making as many funny poses as you can and the silliest of faces and most importantly; show me some chubby rears!” Photo instructed. “You got it?”

“Got it!” Pinkie nodded.

Lemon Zest then ran off. “On sec! Be right back!” she said

They stood there until she came back second later with a pair of headphones

“Let’s rock!” she declared, slipping them over her ears and turning them on.

Lemon Zest started head banging to the music, then hopped up and down like the bunny she was dressed like.

Pinkie grabbed a set of rubber balls and began to juggle them.

“Beautiful!” Photo Finish said. “So in tune with your characters. Now lets see some rear action!”

The two of them exchanged looks, nodded then threw away whatever it was they were holding, turned around, bent over and started waving their butts back and forth.

“Yes! Yes! The extra flesh makes such a wonderful and exciting jiggle!” Photo Finish exclaimed as she rapidly took pictures.

“Hey, your butt’s pretty cute!” Pinkie complimented Lemon Zest.

“Thanks! Yours too!” Lemon said.

“Aw!” Pinkie said, flattered before the two began to several rump bumps that surprised and disgusted their teammates while their hips continued to intentionally slam into each other.

“Yes! Yes! Perfect! Keep that rump bumping up!” Photo exclaimed.

Lemon picked up a large, carrot shaped pillow and began hopping up and down with it.

“Perfect!” Photo Finish complimented. “Show me the spirit of April Fools’ Day. Have fun, be happy!”

Lemon began to play air guitar on the pillow, while Pinkie grabbed a rubber banana peel, threw it on the ground, and stepped on it, Slipping and falling over, landing with her butt in the air

“Marvelous!” Photo Finish declared while taking pictures of Pinkie’s fall

Lemon frowned. “Hey!” she said turning her rump towards the camera. “What about me. She doesn’t have a fluffy tail like mine.”

“Of course, I did not forget you darling, now wiggle that fluffy tail of yours! Wiggle it!” Photo Finish exclaimed as Lemon Zest began to do just that. “Now… bounce around again!”

Lemon Zest then began to hop away from the camera just like a real bunny, the flesh on her bottom jiggled each time she did so. She then turned to the flashing camera, took out a carrots and chomped on it while Pinkie leaned in and honked her red nose. The two laughed loudly.

“Glad they’re having fun doing this.” Rainbow confessed.

“Wonder who's next?” Indigo spoke up.

“Hmm... if I’m right... I think it’s either you two or Applejack and Sugarcoat.” Twilight revealed.

Rainbow frowned which earned a smirk from Indigo. “What’s the matter, Dash” she asked “Afraid someone might take your spotlight away?”

“Puh-leaze!” Rainbow said, confidently. “As if I’ve got anything to be afraid of. I’ve got way more experience than you.”

Indigo reached down the back of Rainbow’s shorts “Then you should be able to deal with THIS!” she declared grabbing Rainbow’s waistband and pulling it sharply. Rainbow shouted in discomfort as her undies were pulled up right into her crack

“WHY YOU---” Rainbow reached down the back of Indigo’s skirt, but her hand only grasped what felt like a thin, tightly stretched rubber band. Indigo laughed as she lifted the back of her skirt revealing a dark blue thong “Pull all you want,” she offered, smugly. “It won’t make a difference.”

Rainbow mumbled angrily under her breath as she pulled the underwear out from between her cheeks.

“Alright, everybody calm down, we’re almost halfway through the calendar, let’s just do this fast and we can all go home, ok?” Applejack requested.

“Assuming we don’t throw up upon seeing so many rear ends.” Sugarcoat said, bluntly.

“You know, you really need an edit button.” Applejack frowned.

Sunset shushed them. “It looks like they’re wrapping up.”

They all looked ahead and saw that Pinkie and Lemon Zest were currently in the middle of a little dance as Photo Finish took her final pictures of them. They were still laughing and apparently having a lot of fun doing it.

“Alright girls, one more shot and we move on.” Photo declared.

“Ok!” They both said. Lemon Zest crouched down in the center of the backdrop, Pinkie stood right behind her .

“Now give me two big smiles.” Photo told them. “Now say… Cheese.”

“Cheese!” Both girls cheered as Photo Finish took their picture, though they managed to give the camera one final butt shot at the last second.

“Enough! Now you go and Applejack and Sugarcoat… come forward for May!” Photo Finish ordered.

“Guess that means we’re up.” Applejack remarked to her counterpart.

“Yeah, I heard.” Sugarcoat rolled her eyes.

Applejack and Sugarcoat went back into the changing room, and looked through the clothing racks, Sugarcoat grabbed the racks labeled May, and looked at the clothing

“Hooded sweatshirts?” she remarked

Applejack grabbed one, it was grey, and faded, the sort of thing that would make Rarity vomit if she was forced to wear it

“Sweatshirts, but no pants.” Applejack said, more baffled. “So what are we supposed to do, go out in our underwear?”

“Either that or go without them.” Sugarcoat shrugged. “If I had to guess, we’ll probably asked to take pictures both ways”

After putting the sweatshirts on, the went back to the main room to see the backdrop had once again been changed. the lights had been dimmed and the setting was a rainy day with gloomy black and grey clouds.

“Who turned off the cheer?” Sugarcoat observed.

“Yeah, why is everything so dark all of a sudden?” Applejack asked Photo Finish.

“May’s are normally quite rainy, yet also sunny as well. A perfect Spring month. But do not worry, the light shall rise again in a bit.” Photo told them. “Now... lift up the front of your hoodies.”

“Uh… why?” Applejack asked, a little embarrassed.

“I assume it’s because she wants us to expose ourselves.” Sugarcoat stated.

“Correct! Now... show me some crotch!” Photo Finish ordered.

Applejack sighed. “Fine...” she muttered as she gripped the front of her hooded sweatshirt, along with Sugarcoat and lifted up the front of it, showing off her bare crotch.

“Ah! I can see you both shave, yeah?” Photo Finished inquired, interested as she began taking pictures.

Two tiny patches of red began to become visible on Sugarcoat’s face. “I was apprehensive about this at the start…” she admitted. “Now I’m mortified”

“Don’t fret none. You’ll get used to it.” Applejack comforted her. Her eyes then drifted downward behind Sugarcoat. “It’ll get easier when she gets to the meat of the shoot. And from the looks of it you’ve got quite a bit to be proud of back there.”

Sugarcoat blushed redder. “A rear is nothing to be proud of.”

“Sure it is! I mean, yeah, I was a bit ashamed too for a while now but then I realized Granny Smith was right; good feller’s like a gal with a big, fat porch.” Applejack stated, proudly as she patted her firm rear end.

“Ja, it’s true!” Photo spoke up. “And speaking of rears… show me both of yours now!”

As the brutally honest girl began to look very nervous for the first time in a long time, Applejack put an arm around Sugarcoat’s shoulder “C’mon, Sugar,” she encouraged. “Give everyone something to look at”

AJ turned around, turning her counterpart along with her as they both bent over and revealed their barely covered bottoms to the camera. Her stoic look broke underneath the weight of how uncomfortable she felt as Photo took pictures of her behind

“You’ve gotta relax.” Applejack told her. “If you get any more riled up, both sets of your cheeks will start turning red.”

“I’m trying to…” Sugarcoat muttered, shaking a bit as camera flashes continued to go off behind her.

“Maybe this will ease your tension.” Applejack said as she moved an arm closer towards Sugarcoat’s small but cute little bottom and gave one cheek a little pinch, which caused her to jolt up just as Photo Finish took another picture.

“Yes! Perfect! The butt pinch was just what the camera needed!” Photo declared, pleased.

Sugarcoat pulled away from Applejack “Hands off, farm girl” she said.

“Just trying to help.” Applejack defended. “Sorry.”

“Enough of the energy!” Photo Finish exclaimed while grabbing an umbrella and handing it to them. “Now you must reflect your setting.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?” Applejack asked confused, while looking at the umbrella in confusion

“The setting is of a depressing rainy day.” Photo Finish said walking over to a laptop computer hooked up to a set a mini speakers. She pressed a series of keys, making the speakers emit the sounds of rain and thunder. “So open the umbrella and show me your saddest, rainy day faces.”

“Shouldn’t be too hard.” Sugarcoat admitted as she gave Applejack a quick, annoyed glare.

“I said I was sorry!” Applejack told her, a little frustrated.

“Ladies!” Photo Finish snapped.

“Sorry!” They both said before putting on depressed looking faces and lifting the front of their hoodies to make it clear that they only had their underwear underneath.

“Hmm, no, no good, still see a glimmer of hope.” Photo Finish admitted before she got an idea. “Aha! I have it!”

She then ran over to somewhere else and after a few seconds she came back with a bucket of water, which she threw at the two, getting them both soaking wet and soggy.

The girls sputtered and groaned in annoyance “Was that really necessary” Applejack asked rubbing water out of her eyes

Photo Finish took a picture of the sight “YES!” she exclaimed. “Tears of sadness shed in the rain, so moving”

Sugarcoat removed her glasses and rubbed her eyes with her sleeve. “We aren’t crying” she said, aggravated. “We’ve just got water in our eyes.”

“But you appear to be crying in the pictures” Photo Finish pointed out while taking snapshots of Sugarcoat. “And that’s what matters.”

Sugarcoat snorted and coughed. “I think I’ got water up my nose,” she complained

“Here,” Photo Finish said as she handed her a silk hankie. “Now blow”

Sugarcoat blew her nose into the cloth as Photo took more pictures of her. “So sad!” she declared. “So beautiful!”

“Are we done yet?” Sugarcoat inquired, annoyed.

“Almost!” Photo Finish declared.

“Well, what else do we have to do?” Applejack questioned.

Photo Finish left the room, and came back pushing a large fan in front of the backdrop. “A storm is coming,” she warned them as she tossed an umbrella to the girls, which Applejack caught. “And you two need to brace yourselves.”

Photo Finish turned on the fan and it blew with great force. Applejack and Sugarcoat slid on the already water-slicked floor of the backdrop. Applejack put up the umbrella to block the wind, and Sugarcoat stood behind her.

“Wunderbar!” she exclaimed as she pushed the cameras button rapidly. “Fight for your lives against Mother Nature!”

Applejack looked back at Sugarcoat “Ya know sometimes I think that she gets…” she began

“Too into her hobby?” Sugarcoat finished.

“Yeah, that’s it.” Applejack nodded.

“Just a few more ladies, just a few more!” Photo Finish called out as she took pictures of them from each and every angle, and then some.

“Well… since we’re almost done…” Sugarcoat started to say as she got an idea in her head before leaning her hand towards Applejack’s rear and giving it a good pinch.

“Gah!” Applejack squealed and her reaction was just what Photo Finish wanted as she quickly took a picture of it.

Sugarcoat smirked. “Payback,” she muttered to Applejack

“Yeah, yeah…” Applejack said, looking annoyed. “I had it coming…”

Photo Finish snapped her fingers. “Enough! Next up is Indigo Zap and Rainbow Dash!”

“Finally! Time to prove that I have the best butt!” Rainbow declared.

“Or I will!” Indigo shot back as she and Rainbow glared at each other while Sugarcoat and Applejack rejoined them and the others.

“Oh boy, this won’t be pretty…” Applejack grimaced.

“No. It won’t.” Sugarcoat added, bluntly.