a new race

''excuse me ?''

''you have some explaining to do about these two items hear''

''what for?''

''my daughters celestia and luna have told me that these two items have killed a pack of timber wolves from a distance like it was magic, but however there is no magic to it, my daughter celestia told me what these can do, but she could not feel magic neither nor me''

''um... that's because its not magic''

then she raised an eyebrow at me.

''please do explain''

''so, you don't have guns''

''guns?''

''well ja that's what there called''

''how do they work?''

''you just point and shoot''

and after i have said that she point my guns at me, and i see she tried to pull the trigger just to kill me, they didn't work so she just lowered them down

''there's more to it isn't  there?''

''well it always worked for me'' i said with a smirk, but i'm lucky i turn'd the safety on and she didn't find out about it.

''well we will have to ask about them later, because we have more important matters at stake''

''yes i suppose we do''

''since we are at war with the griffons and the amount of spies and assassins,  they have sent and of what i have heard  of your combat expereanc, i want you to be my daughters personal guard''.

'' WHAT!''

''yes i know it's so soon but i'm desperate to not only just keep my kingdom safe, but also my daughters''

''first of all lady, you go strait to that with out me questioning any questions for you of how i got here, how long was i out and why didn't the horse or what not just told me to walk instead of being  knocked out!''

''yes i suppose i was a bit rude to jump at conclusion, as for your questions you where dragged here by my guards and you have been out only for a day and the resown why was because of a report of you murdered two ponies with your guns, and that is also why you are here''

''so what''

''is it true that you murder two other ponies''

''i didn't murder other...ponies?, any ways i killed them in self defiance because they where going to rob me and they pulled out a knife''

''hmm, anyway however, since you have saved my daughters, i will let you live, but you will still be punished''

''by that job offer?''

''indeed''

''sigh fine, but i do have conditions,

''yes?''

''i i'm not to be treated like any of your soldiers of any kind no mater what, also if you want your daughters safe i need access to everything that your daughters are allowed in and be with the hole time but i will give them their privacy , are we clear''

'' i can and, i will allow these terms, thank you, but for now i must leave you with my daughters, so you now each other for the time being

so she walks out of the room escorted by a dozen guards  armed with swords or spears, i keep steering till she was gone, and when she was gone i looked at the left side of the table, and i ask them'' what do you two have for the day''

the taller one looked at me like she was worried.

''well my sister and i have to have school with star swirl, then wear heading to the village to do some shopping''

''ok then, what time do you go to school?''

''ten minutes from now''

''how fare is it?''

''down stairs''

''are you ready''

''yes but we are waiting for you''

''i'm going to a new school that i haven't applauded for, nice, alright pack your things for school and ill take you over''

''there is nothing that we need''

''then lets go already''

as i shifted out of the chair, i came to reclaim my guns after the queen has left them there, still in perfect condition no marks and no loss bits and pieces

''i never got your name'' said a voice from behind.

as i turn around to see who it was, it was the whit pony with the pink hear, then she said'' i would like to now your name''

''names alter, you''

''Celestia and this is my sister Luna''

''ok now that we know each others names, why don't we head to school before you two get detention''

''whats a detention?'' asked the little blue pony

''have you ever been told off and told you were going to stay in later for more work?''

''no''

''well that's basically what i just said, now come on we got school remember''

the two sisters look at each other with a worried expression on there faces, but they both new they had to go to school with me and talk about what there learning, we all got off are chairs and started to head through the doors , when i went through i just remembered i didn't get to look at the castle when i was heading up to the dining room, so i toke a look and it really did look like you where in the dark ages.

then Celestia side''take a left down these stairs to the bottom then head up strait.''

''thanks, but come on we need to hurry up''

then she just gives me a nod, so we walk down stairs while i was thinking to myself,

'this is a bit strange, i'm protecting two princesses, i'm in anther world with talking ponies, was transformed in to one and i heard the queen say shes at war with griffons... is everything here base on Greece mythology?''

''how hold are you two?''

''i'm fourteen and my sister...''

but she was cut off by luna

''nine and a half!''

''yes she is, but why did you want to know?''

''just wanted to know, also what are you learning at school?''

''history on the three tribes before equestria was born and how to dance for the gala that's happening in a weeks time''

''gala?''

''yes, you see tis the first major event that we have ever had''

''how in portent is it?''

''all the other nations that are allies with are kingdom have been invited''

''and how many allies do you have?''

''hmm, i acutely never thought of about''

''ok then, what about your enemy's?''

''just the griffons''

''so one enemy and maybe dozens of allies''

''tis correct ''

as we where walking through the corridors i thought i saw a wizard walking towards us.

''good morning your Majesty's how are you doing this morning'' said the old pony wizard''

''good morning star swirl, and yes i am fine''

''swirly!'' luna giggles.

''and who is this?''

''my names alter, i will be serving as these two bodyguard, do to my combat experience and punishment''

''punishment?''

''killed two ponies in self defiance, report say i murdered them''

''but why did you kill them?''

''a knife was being pointed at me and i gave them a warning, didn't listen so i shot them''

''you...shot them?''

''i shot them''

''with...what''

''a gun''

after i have said those words he was confused at the word gun

''what is a gun?"

''maybe ill tell you later, because the more time where standing here the less time these girls get less new knowledge in there head''

''ooh yes your quite right about that''

we all went in side the room, star was in front of the chalk boards, god i hated  chalk boards, but the two princesses went to the front where there was two tables there, for me, i went at the back and toke a chair.

''ok eveypony, now that we are ready let us begin''

ONE HOUR LATER

''and that was how equestria was made, any questions''

''what happened if they all didnt united and became friends?''

''then equestria wouldn't be the way it is now, alright it is time for your dance lessons with miss bell''

''so where are we doing this dance lessons?''

''just up stairs next to the throne room''

''ok thanks, now come on girls the faster we get there the more time you get to shop or what ever you do''

we left the room saying good bye for now, but i was thinking to myself about this new land

''wow windigo's that freeze anything that hates, magic and shit is all new to me, that might explain how i got here and turn'ed into a pony

and how that ghost killed me. or am i in heaven?... nope probably not, but there are still somethings that still need explaining, how did i get here,? why am i here? and what made me come here in the first place plus the queen never answer some questions ''

"excuse me alter, but where are you from?"

but then celestia brought me back to reality

'' why do you want to know Celestia?"

''tis your accent you wear that i never heard of''

''well i'm from new Zealand''

''new Zealand?. never heard of a place like that''

''a lot of...ponies don't know about new Zealand''

''what's it like living there''

''it's alright living there, and sure there's a fight there and drugs there, but it's a nice place to live, but right now you two have a dance class to attend to''

as we reached the end of the hall way i tried to get the right time with my phone and it said 11:35 pm, but i also notice some thing strange about my phone, i was looking at the cornier of the screen where the battery percentage was charging instead of using up the battery,

''holy shit, my phone is charging?, must be all this magic that's causing  it''

''alter what is it your holding''

''sigh, you do know your asking a lot a questions you know Celestia''

''i'm sorry''

''its alright but now, you got lessons, but Luna why are you all silent back there?''

''um...i..aah''

''your scared of me ant ya''

luna just nod for a apply.

''why is that?"

''b..because of what your wearing''

''my ss officer uniform?''

luna nods again.

''well i guess i cant blame you for that''

''wait your an officer, as in one of the soldier officer?''

''no Celestia, i'm a bit to young to be a soldier''

''then why are you wearing that officers uniform?"

''i was doing a reenactment of a war that happen'd  a long time ago''

''why in my mothers name would you reenact a war?''

''its not a real war, it was like play fights, but right now you got another lesson,

we all kept walking the rest of the way, till we stop at the door the was huge

''holy shit, i knew castle doors where big but not that big!''

''giggle, i guess you never been in side a castle before?''

''i have, but not compered to this!

but then the giant doors started to open to reveal a pink unicorn with pink main and tail,

''you girls are late, i was about to come get you two.''

''sorry ma'am that may be my fault for asking there questions''

''and you are?''

''alter ma'am,  Celestia and Luna's new bodyguard''

''yes, so i heard''

''any ways where both wasting time for these two lesson''

''indeed we are, alright girls let's get going.''

as i walked over to a chair, Celestia and Luna where giving star swirl a good bye huge while he returned back the huge, after they broke the huge star swirl said good bye and the girls came over to miss bell,

''alright girls do you remember the moves from are last lesson''

''yes miss bell''

''alright we just need to wait for the band to get here''

''wait you use a band?''

''yes why do you ask?

''because''... then i was interrupted by a pony that came through the door''

''sorry i'm late miss bell''

''its alright Mr sax, but i might ask where is the rest of your band?''

''i'm very sorry miss bell but they got the plague''

''sigh, its not your fault, alright girls the lesson today will be canceled''

''actually i might be able to help''

''do you know a band that might help?''

''no, but i know something that will make music''

every one in the room was confused at what i have said

''what do you mean alter?, and why do you have your...fone was it''

''its phone, but any ways, this device here has a lot of stuff that you can do, and yes it looks like something that does nothing, but''

as tern on the phone to select a song i went for something fancy, and luckily i had a song from the game wolfenstein, house of the rising sun

Youtube Video

every one was dumbstruck with a huge open mouth, with some thing so small. it made music

miss bell shock her head and said, ''how does that work magic?''

''no its, just advanced technology''

''the only advanced technology i'v seen is a printer that does eleven paper an hour''

''back home i got printers that does a thousand per minute''

''dear faust''

''are you an alien?''

''maybe, maybe not, even if i was Luna, what would you consider me?

''scary''

''gee..thanks''

''any was, alter my we use your phone''

''certainly, but also just to let you know, the song you just heard is the only song that  will be suitable for a couple''

''don't worry dear, Celestia and Luna are only doing a couples dance at the gala, but i just thought of something.

''i don't like where this is going''

''its quite simple, you seem to be the same hight as Celestia so''

''you want me to be Celestia dance couple?''

''yes, you see if the princess is ask to a dance and she happily accept, they will dance together happily, and this is there first, and i want it perfect, so they don't look like a fool''

''ok, only because i don't know how to dance, and if it's ok with Celestia''

''giggle,you have my permission alter''

''alright so, what do i do?''

''alright alter, i understand that your new with dancing, so i'm going to tell you what i told to the girls, all you have to do is put your left hoof and your right hind leg forward , then your right hoof and left hind hoof forward, and then you do it again but this time going backwards''

''this is a bit to easy and a bit boring, no offence''

''but i haven't even finished ''

''i know and yet its still boring, but can i try some thing else from back home?''

''if you think that your teach necks are better, then fine by me''

''ok now that i'm your new teacher for today i will teach you a new dance move but, its still slow dance, now instead of being in all fours we need to be on are hind legs''

''wait to learn this new dance rotten, we need to be on are hind legs?''

''pretty much''

"what is going to keep us stable?"

''your partner of curse, your partner will put his left hoof on your wast, and his right one on your shoulders, while you of course will put both you hooves on my shoulders''

''t...this is...embarrassing alter''

''celestia, isn't most things fun embarrassing''

''no''

''ok, i see you don't get the picture here''

''what do you mean?'' celestia just looked at me with a questionable look like she doesn't know.

''how many ponies about your age got a younger brother or sister''

''no...i see''

''because they dont have a younger brother or sister while most of the spoiled brats stay in the castle or mansion, do what ever the hell there doing, they think out side activity's, talking to ponies poorer than them think its embarrassing''

''i see, if they think playing with my sister is embarrassing then, what should i do?''

''for one don't Liston what ponies say, two you only stay young once, and three, just dance with me,

and after i have said those words, celestia looked at me while i was offering a hoof for her to dance with me, she smiled and went for my hoof, she went on her hind leg as i did the same, when i started up, house of the rising sun we started to dance with one, two, three steps and a few spines, we all laughed with few trips there and there but it was still fun, but i have to say that this is the weirdest shit i'v been in, and there's still a lot of shit coming,