//-------------------------------------------------------// a new race -by Saselitrecon- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// leaving home/prologue //-------------------------------------------------------// leaving home/prologue April the 25th 2016 ''DAY'S THE DAY!'', i screamed in the house as i was about to go to the war birds over Wanaka to do the fighting part of the show where you get to fire blanks at people and then at the end you get to fire the real bullets. Then came stomping from the stares as a beast voice roared at me. "ALTER WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE AT 5 O' CLOCK IN THE MORNING!?" "mum don't you remember we have to go to Wanaka at 5:30?'' "aah shit, sorry hon," As we got ready to leave the house we got to the car and went to  for breakfast at a cafe, BK for lunch and stop at a restaurants in the town of Wanaka with a group of my cadet buddy's back from ChristChurch. "hey guys whats going on'' i said. "Not much, we were going to head to the pool to have a swim before bed.'' As I look at my watch it said 9:43 PM. "Alright, see you guys at the show." As we said our goodbyes I headed to my hotel room with my mum,I went to my bed and tried to sleep but I couldn't get to sleep due to the excitement in my body for tomorrow. So I went on my phone to read theory's about the mythical creatures,I don't believe they are real it just interest me to know that people made story's for entertainment, finally I fell asleep in my bed from reading myths and legends who knows maybe we might find a mythical creature in this world. The next day was here it is finally here, the day has come, it is time for me to fight a fake fight, as we were going to the show I had to get ready in my cadet uniform,we went in free so we didn't have any problems. We had to go in the tents near the stage full of people then our Staff Sergeant came in and said, "Alright we are going to separate you guys in to two teams one will be the Germans and the other will be the ANZACS, all right?" so we where put into two teams i was picked to be the Germans, while my friends where put on the anzacs , we where in the changing rooms to change are uniform, the cool thing was that we could wear any uniform, i took the coolest looking uniform the SS uniform with out the swastika, i didn't mind but also i was in command of the German team, and boy was it fun shooting blanks at people, it was fun, we got the tiger 1 while they got a jeep with a 50 cal machine gun, when it was over we went to the shooting range to shoot 3 weapons of are choice with ten mags each, most of the team went for smg or lmgs but for me i chosen the lee enfield mk3 rifle the sten mk2 smg but for my third it was a hard choice it was to choose between the Mauser c96 m1911 colt 45 or the Luger, it was a hard choice so i went for the Luger, as we where about to head out to the shooting range i had to go to the toilet so i went to the toilet with my fire arms and went in i could hear the shooting from here, but the silence was herd no voice no wind nothing and i only been in here for a minute i finished up to flush and clean my hands i went to have a look out side but nothing was there plus it was night i toke a look at my watch and it said 5:04 pm then i look at me phone 5:04 pm "that's weird", i thought, so i did a stupid thing that i could do,"hello anyone there", i asked and nothing so i raised my sten up to see if something was wrong, and there was something bloody wrong the hole place is empty, and then from behind i heard a swoosh ,i was scared but there was nothing, nothing from behind, so i took a couple of steeps forward when suddenly something pushed me backwards to the wall and dropped on the could floor, i got up grab my sten and started shooting the place. "SHIT WERE THE FU..." but then the thing hit me again in the other direction destroying one of the tables, i was sitting there on the cold floor leaning agents the destroyed table, i saw my sten across me, i tried to reach it when suddenly it started to float in midair while its aiming at me, i know i am young to die but i was ready to die, the last thing i saw was the flash of the muzzle when whiteness took me, i was scared and horrified to know that i'm dead i didn't know what was to come but i excepted it to see a new world that i'm in huff huff huff, "come Tia let us go " "we, huff, trying sister",ZAP YELP! oof "TIA!" "GO LEAVE WITH OUT US!" 'no no no," "GO! lulu GO!" "to late there here ," GRRRRR, "sister if we die, we die as sisters," "am nothing more than happy to call you my sister," BLAM! //-------------------------------------------------------// is this the after life //-------------------------------------------------------// is this the after life "O'SHIT O'SHIT O'SHIT, I'M DEAD I'M DEAD I'M DEAD, ok calm down im dead that means im ok, no one to kill me anymore but WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ALL ABOUT!, I WENT TO THE TOILET GOT OUT GOT THROWN ACROSS THE ROOM!, STARTED SHOOTING THE PLACE THEN I GOT THROWN AGAIN AND THEN GOT KILLED BY A GHOST THAT USED MY STEN! AND NOW I HAVE MY EYES CLOSED AND I CAN STILL SEE THE WHITE LIGHT!" sigh,"i better open them before something does ," so i open my eyes to see the sun shining in the sky, and i took a look at my surroundings . "eye spy with my little eye a forest and my gear that i had on me before i died and my uniform, great, where the hell am i this forest doesn't look familiar back home, there's all my stuff better get ,oof. " when i fall i had a look what was wrong with me, and what i find was not satisfying. "HOOVES! I HAVE FUCKING HOOVES!. get a hold of your self alter, besides whats the worse that could... maybe i shouldn't jinx my self before it happens. " sigh i should get some thing that will show my reflection get something to eat and set up camp but how the hell im i going to do that lets check my gear be for i go "hmm, one enfield with ten 303 mags, one sten with ten 9 mm mags and one luger with another ten mags my phone is here but no reception, god dammit , alright time to get moving." so i get up grab my stuff and walk in a random direction with out knowing whats here, i walked deeper in the forest when it got darker and darker, i look up to the trees are covering the sun, but then i found a small clearing, so i decided to make camp here with a few branches leaves and moss the tent was done now for the fire. "great no matches or lighters, how am i to light a fire, stone to stone, wood to wood." but then from behind me i heard a voice from behind and when i turned around it was a hours with two more came from behind. "well, well, well look what we have here guys. " "um, hi what can i do for you gentleman," "holy shit, talking horses what should i do, what should i do" as i look at the horses it was gray with a blond mane, the one on the left was green with a lighter green mane and the last one was orange "well isn't this a surprise, we hardly see rich ponies inside in the forest of the everfree" "ah..well im not rich  you see, but um can you point me to the nearest civilization please " "let me think, no " "but we can spear your life if you give us your money" as just as the pony said that he pulled out a knife from his bag "and i wont repeat my self " "well alter, your fucked unless you shoot them" "hold it right there, come any closer and i will have you shot!" "with what, magic, your just a earth pony that has no pur..." BLAM! and from behind, one of the pony died with a bullet to the head "I'LL GET YOU... BLAM! as i turned to the last horse of the group with glare of determination ''your choice mate '' ''please mercy !'' as he cried in screams ''then tell me where is the nearest civilization!'' ''south east that way, it will tack you two days to get there but please let me live!'' ''i keep my end of the deal, now leave '' ''as then the pony ran back into the forest like that or galloped,'' ''so, south east that way, lets try to make a fire with what i can find from these two dead guys'' ''lets see a knife some food two matches and two dead body's '' ''sigh, its getting late i should start the fire now before dark, but i still can't believe there are talking horses'' the next morning was all right i had a some food from the dead ponies buck there, but i did give them a proper burial ground, ''so south east that way, to a new civilization of a new species, well shit gets better'' i been walking for hours and seen some new stuff, like a giant blue bear in cave sleeping, new planets like flowers that where glowing blue but didn't take much attention to it because a lot of stuff was new, but a couple of hours later i did smell something rotting, but it smelled like it was close ''oh god, what is that horrible rotting smell coming from'' but then a found the source of the smell ''oh god... its that horse that tried to rob me last night'',dead on the ground, with intestines over the body with blood drooling from the mouth but there where a few bit marks on him ''god save his sole, in hell the bloody bastard'' and then from now where, there was screaming AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! ''well, some one or something needs help, but from what'' and then a yelp has been heard from a distance, and i knew what they where wolves so i ran as fast as i can to save what was yelling, when i got closer i could hear the wolves running and growling, but until i reached the wolves they were surrounding(and you guest it)  was more horses but where a bit smaller then the rest and there was two, but one of them was on the ground with a look of grief and defeat ,the other one crying of fear knowing she would die,i couldn't watch them die from wolfs, actually now that i look at it the wolves seem to have ''WOOD!'' allover them, maybe its a type of armor, wait but who would do a thing like that but any way it was now to save the horses as i took my rifle and held it on my shoulder to take long rang shots, as i pulled the trigger to send the projectile leaving a loud blam. one wolves head explode , and when it did the hole thing exploded sending twigs all over the place but then the pack of wolves turned to me ''shit'' //-------------------------------------------------------// friend or foe //-------------------------------------------------------// friend or foe me and my sister Luna where surrounded by those timber wolves till we both heard a loud sound that startled not just me or my sister, but the wolves its self when we all heard the sound, but it made one of the wolves to explode, nopony saw it coming not even me, but the strange thing was i sensed no magic to it, didn't even see the beam of it. it was like it was a rock that fell off a cliff ,hitting what ever creature that was under it without it noticing, but there was rock when the timber wolves saw one of the members die, the all turned to see where it came from, with no luck, so they tern buck to us, me and my sister Luna "sister what in  tartarus was that?'' she whispers, ''i do not know but i...'' but before she could say a word the very same noise came back tacking another timber wolf making it explode but this time they knew where it came from, over on the hill by the tree, by the looks on there faces the where not happy about there friends just exploding like that, they all got to gather to advance up the hill, but what happened next we would never thought to have seen, on that hill was a white pony dressed in some sort of black uniform and holding what happens to be some sort of wood stick with no sharp tip to it, i was confused at it, it didn't even look like a cross bow if that was the cause of the timber wolves deaths. but then i herd the timber wolves sprinting at the mysterious pony, now changing his wooden stick to a metal one that was shorter and had some sort of metal twig on the side of it, but what surprised me the most, is that it made a similar noise but a little bit different. PAW! PAW! PAW! PAW! PAW! 'JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!. WHEN I SEE A PACK OF WOLVES I DIDN'T EXPECT A DOZEN BLOODY WOODEN WOLVES!.' PAW! PAW! PAW! PAW! PAW! "only  a few rounds and already half are gone, its like steeping on a bugs" PAW! PAW! PAW! PAW! and with those last rounds all the wolves where dead, scattered all over the place on top of each other ''that was easier then i thought, not even a sweet or a scratch on me'' and as i take another step i look up to see what these wolves where after. "hello can you talk or what?" as i look at what the wolves where chasing, it was two more horses, but smaller and had a horn and wings for some reason, the one on the ground was white and had a pink mane, the other one was light blue, but they where both staring at me with shock and fear the light blue horse when't behind the white one lying on the ground, and then she started to talk. "w...who are you, and what do you want from us." "all i want is directions to the.." but then i was cut off buy a group off horses in gold armor "HALT IN THE NAME OF THE QUEEN" 'DA FUCKS THIS ABOUT!?.' ''you are under arrest for murder and the foalnappings of the princesses of equestria'' ''WHAT!?, WHO THE HELL REPORTED ME FOR MURDER AND KIDNAPPING!?" "well you where reported for murder at the start ,but then we saw you with the princesses, we now consider you the foalnappers of the princesses of equestria" "first of all mate i didn't not murder anyone second of all i didn't kidnap these two i saved them from those...'' ''SHUT THE BUCK UP, WE SAY WHAT YOUR GUILTY FOR!'' and then one of the guards came closer to me and waked me on the head, making me unconscious ''your Majesty, i'm sorry for making you see this'' ''tis alright, hover he did save us from the timber wolves'' ''oh um i'm  sorry i have hit your saver ,its just there'' ''yes yes, i have heard you say that he has murdered another pony, but he didn't foalnap me nor my sister'' ''yes i'm sorry your Majesty, but what should we do about him now'' '' we should head back to the castle, and put him on a bed in one of the guest room'' ''i'm sorry your Majesty but all guest rooms will be occupied by the guest for the first grand galloping gala'' ''what of the hospitals?'' ''all taken your Majesty by the wounded'' ''alright then, take him to my chambers and talk to mother about this'' ''yes your Majesty'' 'and i wonder what power you hold with these things' ''hmm, cant wake up, bed to soft'' ''wait i never felt my hotel room nor my bed back home felt like this'' so i open my eyes to see what is going on. ''not home, that's for sheer, but where is my stuff'' as i scanned the room i see my uniform with my pistol,  but i couldn't find my enfield or my sten ''great my uniform is there but where are my guns'' then there was a knock ''um...yes'' and then out came another horse with golden armor ''o good your awake, the queen  has requested your presences in the dining hall'' ''um... let me get my uniform on first '' ''three minutes that's it'' so i get my uniform on, the paints shirt and the hat with also my pistol in my holster ''thank god they didn't take this'' so now i was ready to get my answers to understand how i got here and why i was here, when i finished i started to walk to the door, but when i was about to open the door, it opened its self. BANG! ''O MY NOISE!'' ''o i'm so so sir i didn't know that you where '' ''its alright '' ''are you sure? '' ''noise not bleeding, so, yeah i'm alright'' ''o ok, but still i'm terribly sorry about that'' ''every one makes mistakes, besides no one is perfect at all'' ''giggle, thank you that made me feel better'' ''your walk em, but now i must talk to the queen now, so see ya'' and i walk out closing the door behind me to have a look around the hall ways ''you ready to meet the queen sir'' ''hmm o yes, i am, lead on'' so i followed the horse in shining armor all the way to two giant wooden doors ''is this it?'' the horse nods ''thank you then'' the horse runs off and then turns a corner ''i wonder what got him in a rush, any way, i'm going through that door to meet the ruler of this land or...world, so don't piss her of'' as i toke a breath in, i  open'd the doors to revel the dining hall, at the end there was a tall horse that had a horn and wings, she was white and had a short red hire, and on the other side was the two horses that i saved from the wolves. ''pleas sit with us'' i did what i was told and toke a chair and sat on it. the horse was looking at me, she was studying me with her eyes, and then she pulled out two things from under the table but when i say pull it i mean she just levitated it, i knew what it was it was my weapons,i flinched a bit  as i saw them, but the she said.'' you have some explaining to do my little pony'' 'shit' //-------------------------------------------------------// jobs of serving, protection and... dancing //-------------------------------------------------------// jobs of serving, protection and... dancing ''excuse me ?'' ''you have some explaining to do about these two items hear'' ''what for?'' ''my daughters celestia and luna have told me that these two items have killed a pack of timber wolves from a distance like it was magic, but however there is no magic to it, my daughter celestia told me what these can do, but she could not feel magic neither nor me'' ''um... that's because its not magic'' then she raised an eyebrow at me. ''please do explain'' ''so, you don't have guns'' ''guns?'' ''well ja that's what there called'' ''how do they work?'' ''you just point and shoot'' and after i have said that she point my guns at me, and i see she tried to pull the trigger just to kill me, they didn't work so she just lowered them down ''there's more to it isn't  there?'' ''well it always worked for me'' i said with a smirk, but i'm lucky i turn'd the safety on and she didn't find out about it. ''well we will have to ask about them later, because we have more important matters at stake'' ''yes i suppose we do'' ''since we are at war with the griffons and the amount of spies and assassins,  they have sent and of what i have heard  of your combat expereanc, i want you to be my daughters personal guard''. '' WHAT!'' ''yes i know it's so soon but i'm desperate to not only just keep my kingdom safe, but also my daughters'' ''first of all lady, you go strait to that with out me questioning any questions for you of how i got here, how long was i out and why didn't the horse or what not just told me to walk instead of being  knocked out!'' ''yes i suppose i was a bit rude to jump at conclusion, as for your questions you where dragged here by my guards and you have been out only for a day and the resown why was because of a report of you murdered two ponies with your guns, and that is also why you are here'' ''so what'' ''is it true that you murder two other ponies'' ''i didn't murder other...ponies?, any ways i killed them in self defiance because they where going to rob me and they pulled out a knife'' ''hmm, anyway however, since you have saved my daughters, i will let you live, but you will still be punished'' ''by that job offer?'' ''indeed'' ''sigh fine, but i do have conditions, ''yes?'' ''i i'm not to be treated like any of your soldiers of any kind no mater what, also if you want your daughters safe i need access to everything that your daughters are allowed in and be with the hole time but i will give them their privacy , are we clear'' '' i can and, i will allow these terms, thank you, but for now i must leave you with my daughters, so you now each other for the time being so she walks out of the room escorted by a dozen guards  armed with swords or spears, i keep steering till she was gone, and when she was gone i looked at the left side of the table, and i ask them'' what do you two have for the day'' the taller one looked at me like she was worried. ''well my sister and i have to have school with star swirl, then wear heading to the village to do some shopping'' ''ok then, what time do you go to school?'' ''ten minutes from now'' ''how fare is it?'' ''down stairs'' ''are you ready'' ''yes but we are waiting for you'' ''i'm going to a new school that i haven't applauded for, nice, alright pack your things for school and ill take you over'' ''there is nothing that we need'' ''then lets go already'' as i shifted out of the chair, i came to reclaim my guns after the queen has left them there, still in perfect condition no marks and no loss bits and pieces ''i never got your name'' said a voice from behind. as i turn around to see who it was, it was the whit pony with the pink hear, then she said'' i would like to now your name'' ''names alter, you'' ''Celestia and this is my sister Luna'' ''ok now that we know each others names, why don't we head to school before you two get detention'' ''whats a detention?'' asked the little blue pony ''have you ever been told off and told you were going to stay in later for more work?'' ''no'' ''well that's basically what i just said, now come on we got school remember'' the two sisters look at each other with a worried expression on there faces, but they both new they had to go to school with me and talk about what there learning, we all got off are chairs and started to head through the doors , when i went through i just remembered i didn't get to look at the castle when i was heading up to the dining room, so i toke a look and it really did look like you where in the dark ages. then Celestia side''take a left down these stairs to the bottom then head up strait.'' ''thanks, but come on we need to hurry up'' then she just gives me a nod, so we walk down stairs while i was thinking to myself, 'this is a bit strange, i'm protecting two princesses, i'm in anther world with talking ponies, was transformed in to one and i heard the queen say shes at war with griffons... is everything here base on Greece mythology?'' ''how hold are you two?'' ''i'm fourteen and my sister...'' but she was cut off by luna ''nine and a half!'' ''yes she is, but why did you want to know?'' ''just wanted to know, also what are you learning at school?'' ''history on the three tribes before equestria was born and how to dance for the gala that's happening in a weeks time'' ''gala?'' ''yes, you see tis the first major event that we have ever had'' ''how in portent is it?'' ''all the other nations that are allies with are kingdom have been invited'' ''and how many allies do you have?'' ''hmm, i acutely never thought of about'' ''ok then, what about your enemy's?'' ''just the griffons'' ''so one enemy and maybe dozens of allies'' ''tis correct '' as we where walking through the corridors i thought i saw a wizard walking towards us. ''good morning your Majesty's how are you doing this morning'' said the old pony wizard'' ''good morning star swirl, and yes i am fine'' ''swirly!'' luna giggles. ''and who is this?'' ''my names alter, i will be serving as these two bodyguard, do to my combat experience and punishment'' ''punishment?'' ''killed two ponies in self defiance, report say i murdered them'' ''but why did you kill them?'' ''a knife was being pointed at me and i gave them a warning, didn't listen so i shot them'' ''you...shot them?'' ''i shot them'' ''with...what'' ''a gun'' after i have said those words he was confused at the word gun ''what is a gun?" ''maybe ill tell you later, because the more time where standing here the less time these girls get less new knowledge in there head'' ''ooh yes your quite right about that'' we all went in side the room, star was in front of the chalk boards, god i hated  chalk boards, but the two princesses went to the front where there was two tables there, for me, i went at the back and toke a chair. ''ok eveypony, now that we are ready let us begin'' ONE HOUR LATER ''and that was how equestria was made, any questions'' ''what happened if they all didnt united and became friends?'' ''then equestria wouldn't be the way it is now, alright it is time for your dance lessons with miss bell'' ''so where are we doing this dance lessons?'' ''just up stairs next to the throne room'' ''ok thanks, now come on girls the faster we get there the more time you get to shop or what ever you do'' we left the room saying good bye for now, but i was thinking to myself about this new land ''wow windigo's that freeze anything that hates, magic and shit is all new to me, that might explain how i got here and turn'ed into a pony and how that ghost killed me. or am i in heaven?... nope probably not, but there are still somethings that still need explaining, how did i get here,? why am i here? and what made me come here in the first place plus the queen never answer some questions '' "excuse me alter, but where are you from?" but then celestia brought me back to reality '' why do you want to know Celestia?" ''tis your accent you wear that i never heard of'' ''well i'm from new Zealand'' ''new Zealand?. never heard of a place like that'' ''a lot of...ponies don't know about new Zealand'' ''what's it like living there'' ''it's alright living there, and sure there's a fight there and drugs there, but it's a nice place to live, but right now you two have a dance class to attend to'' as we reached the end of the hall way i tried to get the right time with my phone and it said 11:35 pm, but i also notice some thing strange about my phone, i was looking at the cornier of the screen where the battery percentage was charging instead of using up the battery, ''holy shit, my phone is charging?, must be all this magic that's causing  it'' ''alter what is it your holding'' ''sigh, you do know your asking a lot a questions you know Celestia'' ''i'm sorry'' ''its alright but now, you got lessons, but Luna why are you all silent back there?'' ''um...i..aah'' ''your scared of me ant ya'' luna just nod for a apply. ''why is that?" ''b..because of what your wearing'' ''my ss officer uniform?'' luna nods again. ''well i guess i cant blame you for that'' ''wait your an officer, as in one of the soldier officer?'' ''no Celestia, i'm a bit to young to be a soldier'' ''then why are you wearing that officers uniform?" ''i was doing a reenactment of a war that happen'd  a long time ago'' ''why in my mothers name would you reenact a war?'' ''its not a real war, it was like play fights, but right now you got another lesson, we all kept walking the rest of the way, till we stop at the door the was huge ''holy shit, i knew castle doors where big but not that big!'' ''giggle, i guess you never been in side a castle before?'' ''i have, but not compered to this! but then the giant doors started to open to reveal a pink unicorn with pink main and tail, ''you girls are late, i was about to come get you two.'' ''sorry ma'am that may be my fault for asking there questions'' ''and you are?'' ''alter ma'am,  Celestia and Luna's new bodyguard'' ''yes, so i heard'' ''any ways where both wasting time for these two lesson'' ''indeed we are, alright girls let's get going.'' as i walked over to a chair, Celestia and Luna where giving star swirl a good bye huge while he returned back the huge, after they broke the huge star swirl said good bye and the girls came over to miss bell, ''alright girls do you remember the moves from are last lesson'' ''yes miss bell'' ''alright we just need to wait for the band to get here'' ''wait you use a band?'' ''yes why do you ask? ''because''... then i was interrupted by a pony that came through the door'' ''sorry i'm late miss bell'' ''its alright Mr sax, but i might ask where is the rest of your band?'' ''i'm very sorry miss bell but they got the plague'' ''sigh, its not your fault, alright girls the lesson today will be canceled'' ''actually i might be able to help'' ''do you know a band that might help?'' ''no, but i know something that will make music'' every one in the room was confused at what i have said ''what do you mean alter?, and why do you have your...fone was it'' ''its phone, but any ways, this device here has a lot of stuff that you can do, and yes it looks like something that does nothing, but'' as tern on the phone to select a song i went for something fancy, and luckily i had a song from the game wolfenstein, house of the rising sun Youtube Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_artPecEaM) every one was dumbstruck with a huge open mouth, with some thing so small. it made music miss bell shock her head and said, ''how does that work magic?'' ''no its, just advanced technology'' ''the only advanced technology i'v seen is a printer that does eleven paper an hour'' ''back home i got printers that does a thousand per minute'' ''dear faust'' ''are you an alien?'' ''maybe, maybe not, even if i was Luna, what would you consider me? ''scary'' ''gee..thanks'' ''any was, alter my we use your phone'' ''certainly, but also just to let you know, the song you just heard is the only song that  will be suitable for a couple'' ''don't worry dear, Celestia and Luna are only doing a couples dance at the gala, but i just thought of something. ''i don't like where this is going'' ''its quite simple, you seem to be the same hight as Celestia so'' ''you want me to be Celestia dance couple?'' ''yes, you see if the princess is ask to a dance and she happily accept, they will dance together happily, and this is there first, and i want it perfect, so they don't look like a fool'' ''ok, only because i don't know how to dance, and if it's ok with Celestia'' ''giggle,you have my permission alter'' ''alright so, what do i do?'' ''alright alter, i understand that your new with dancing, so i'm going to tell you what i told to the girls, all you have to do is put your left hoof and your right hind leg forward , then your right hoof and left hind hoof forward, and then you do it again but this time going backwards'' ''this is a bit to easy and a bit boring, no offence'' ''but i haven't even finished '' ''i know and yet its still boring, but can i try some thing else from back home?'' ''if you think that your teach necks are better, then fine by me'' ''ok now that i'm your new teacher for today i will teach you a new dance move but, its still slow dance, now instead of being in all fours we need to be on are hind legs'' ''wait to learn this new dance rotten, we need to be on are hind legs?'' ''pretty much'' "what is going to keep us stable?" ''your partner of curse, your partner will put his left hoof on your wast, and his right one on your shoulders, while you of course will put both you hooves on my shoulders'' ''t...this is...embarrassing alter'' ''celestia, isn't most things fun embarrassing'' ''no'' ''ok, i see you don't get the picture here'' ''what do you mean?'' celestia just looked at me with a questionable look like she doesn't know. ''how many ponies about your age got a younger brother or sister'' ''no...i see'' ''because they dont have a younger brother or sister while most of the spoiled brats stay in the castle or mansion, do what ever the hell there doing, they think out side activity's, talking to ponies poorer than them think its embarrassing'' ''i see, if they think playing with my sister is embarrassing then, what should i do?'' ''for one don't Liston what ponies say, two you only stay young once, and three, just dance with me, and after i have said those words, celestia looked at me while i was offering a hoof for her to dance with me, she smiled and went for my hoof, she went on her hind leg as i did the same, when i started up, house of the rising sun we started to dance with one, two, three steps and a few spines, we all laughed with few trips there and there but it was still fun, but i have to say that this is the weirdest shit i'v been in, and there's still a lot of shit coming,