Audio log #1- Hi there. My name is Leonard Church. I am a young scientist, and the son of Dr. Cobalt Church. He is a very rich scientist who's scientific field is based around Artificial Intelligence- AI. But with this scientific field comes a bad reputation. Some people think that he tortures other peoples' minds in order to create the AI. That would be incorrect. Instead, he tortures my mind. He wants to make an AI based off of my mind. The reason? Because my young mind is apparently more evolved than other’s. After all, I was taught by the best. But what does this have to do with me? Well, two things actually. One, he recently made an official AI, and decided to implant it in me. Now any normal kid would have declined, but I’m not really a normal kid to begin with. However something did concern me…

I recently transferred into a new school, thus meaning into a new city too. And tomorrow marks the first day of school for me… and with the AI planted in my head, things might get ugly. In class, I think that having two voices in my head may be a little distracting. See, when I was younger, my father would homeschool me, and harvest the knowledge that I had gained so he could create a smart AI. This leads me to my second point- My reputation. If people know who my father is, that could permanently taint my reputation in this school. Wait, what? Uh-huh... Okay, Alpha. Whatever you say. Wrapping this up, I am starting the middle of my Junior year in high school. I hope that I can survive without being noticed. At least, too noticed. This is Leonard Church signing off.

"Well, this is it. Canterlot High." Church said plainly, looking a the tall, empty building. Nobody was around to stare at this magnificent sight with him. Well, except for himself.

'It's a lot bigger in person.' A voice in his head spoke. Church sighed and shook his head.

"Way to point out the obvious, fucking retard." He said with an attitude. Nobody was around, so he could speak to himself without looking like a retard himself. He stood for a few more seconds before the voice in his head spoke again.

'Why don't we go in?' It said, as a little white hologram came out of nowhere. Church shrugged his shoulders.

"You're in charge, Alpha." He said, as he strutted towards the glass doors. When he stepped into the school, it looked a lot bigger on the inside than it did outside. At least to him it did. There was a high ceiling, a chandelier, a trophy case, lockers... Nothing out of the ordinary. It was a pretty tidy school.

"Looks boring. We should explore a little." Spoke Church, his voice echoing in the large room.

"Okay, let me be the voice of reason here." Began the white hologram. It spoke out loud this time, as it was in it's physical form. "We could get in trouble from going into restricted areas. This school could be super tight with it's rules- we may not even be allowed in here now!" He looked around, knowing that the Alpha was exaggerating.

"Override exception, let's look around a little bit." Church said smiling at the closest door. It was across the hall, and a very dim light was flickering on and off. Alpha sighed.

"It wasn't an exception. It was a fucking warning." He said, also staring at the door.

"Well, let's go." Church said, as he began walking towards the door. As he neared the door, his hand began to tremble and his stomach dropped. Soon enough, he was in front of the door, and he began to hear voices from inside.

"Ugh, sister, you need a tighter grip!" The first voice spoke.

"I'm trying me hardest, Tia! I'm gonna... I'm about to...!" The Alpha immediately came out in his holographic form, and simultaneously he and Church yelled the same words.

"The fuck?!"

'The fuck?!'

Without thinking, Church busted into the door as the Alpha went back into Church's head. When he got in there, he saw two grown woman sitting on the ground, and a fallen ladder.

"You do not know how to hold a ladder correctly, Luna! You need to get a tighter grip!" The rainbow-haired lady yelled at the Bluish Purplish lady.

"Well... At least I was trying! You took your sweet time up there with that light bulb! You knew that I couldn't hold the ladder for very long!!" Church just stood there amazed by what was going on in the room.

"I'm sorry, am I interrupting something?" Church spoke out, grabbing the attention of both women.

"Oh, we're incredibly sorry! We were just changing the light, but my sister wasn't doing anything while she was up there, and-" The blue lady began as she quickly stood up, dusting herself off. She then got a look at Church.

"Oh. Pardon me, but I haven't seen you here before." The other rainbow haired white lady also stood up.

"That's because I'm sort of new here. And well... Let's not get into details." He began, thinking about the two of them and what they were really doing. "Do you happen to know where Principal Celestia is? She's supposed enroll me in the school or something." He said. The white lady walked up to him.

"Well, I believe you would be looking for me then." She said with a smile. He then looked at her, and stared at her.

"You're the principal?! But how?! You're so... Hip!!" He said in disbelief. Alpha sighed in his head.

'Great. Young Principal shatters Church's fucking reality. Stop the fucking presses.' It said. Principal Celestia laughed at Church's odd remark.

"Thank you. I do try my hardest." She said putting her hand on his shoulder. "I don't believe I've gotten your name yet."

"Oh right. I'm Leonard Church." He said, scratching the back of his head. Celestia's pupils contracted.

"Wait, Church? As in Cobalt Church?" She asked in a more serious tone. Alpha sighed in Church's head.

'Oh boy, here we fucking go.'

Author's Note

Well, that's chapter one. I just need to address a thing.

At the end of most chapters, there won't be an authors note unless I need to discuss important things like turns in the story, oooorrrrr... Anything else. So, good chat mate.