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Anchor Foal: A Romantic Cringe Comedy

by Estee
Having realized that the duration of Discord's "reform" may exactly equal his only friend's lifespan, the palace sends Fleur to assist Fluttershy with acquiring a social life and guarantee a next generation to adore. (What could possibly go wrong?)

Discord has one friend. One. A single tie binding him to Equestria, a lone strand of pink tail hair keeping him in some sort of line. His interest in the world's welfare may exactly equal that of his friend's lifespan -- unless there's a next generation for him to adore. And so in the name of the realm's survival, Fluttershy is going to start dating, with Equestria's greatest expert in attracting ponies as her very reluctant prison-sentenced advisor. All Fleur has to do if she ever wants to come home again is get the world's most socially hesitant pony happily married off and pregnant, while constantly keeping Discord in the dark about what's truly happening.

What could possibly go wrong?




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Teen
Complete
Comedy
Sex
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Romance
Drama
 
FPFDM

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50 Chapters:

  1. Lie Back And Think Of Equestria 2016-08-18 15:03:06 UTC
    4868
  2. Ponyville: ↓ 2016-08-19 22:56:50 UTC
    3525
  3. It Would Have Been Worse With A Piece Of Toast In Her Mouth 2016-08-28 18:26:34 UTC
    2017
  4. Things To Do In Ponyville When You're Wishing You Were Dead 2016-09-24 23:41:07 UTC
    6127
  5. A Bit Of A Fixer-Upper 2016-10-22 01:44:43 UTC
    9362
  6. Really, It's A Wonder She Made It This Far 2016-10-31 19:12:46 UTC
    4851
  7. She's From The Ministry Of Sexy Walks 2016-11-27 00:21:03 UTC
    7617
  8. Just Wait Until He Has To Look Up "Escort." 2016-12-25 05:41:34 UTC
    4760
  9. Dangerous Learning Curves Ahead 2017-01-29 00:11:13 UTC
    5161
  10. Fortunately, Twilight Never Published Any Post-'On The Application' Paper 2017-02-21 01:57:45 UTC
    7295
  11. When You Think About It, It's A Perfectly Natural Question 2017-04-28 02:01:45 UTC
    7307
  12. Party Hardly 2017-12-01 03:24:33 UTC
    8020
  13. Because 'Morals' And 'Standards' Are Two Completely Different Things 2017-12-25 03:31:17 UTC
    6828
  14. However, The Giant Posters Are Readily Available 2018-03-01 03:18:28 UTC
    4699
  15. You Had To Figure This Wasn't Going To Go Well 2018-06-26 01:54:54 UTC
    6543
  16. Date A Dead 2018-07-21 02:37:14 UTC
    6795
  17. When Paying Off Karma, Please Add A 15% Tip 2018-08-01 01:46:19 UTC
    8858
  18. Assist Trophy 2018-08-21 03:08:26 UTC
    7788
  19. The Initial Assumption Was That She Was Purely Decorative 2018-08-24 00:27:41 UTC
    7571
  20. Realistically, 'Friendship Is Blackmail' Wouldn't Have Gotten Past Marketing 2019-05-30 19:20:54 UTC
    7192
  21. But To Be Fair, She's Severely Out Of Practice 2019-09-29 01:26:11 UTC
    8680
  22. While You Were Out... 2019-09-30 01:19:33 UTC
    6176
  23. They're Called 'Stomping Grounds' For A Reason 2019-11-22 04:51:51 UTC
    6744
  24. Talk Of The Town 2019-11-24 06:27:54 UTC
    9880
  25. Overdressed Rehearsal 2020-01-23 22:45:32 UTC
    5726
  26. Three Years Later, Half The Population Would Be Disguised As Jellicle Cats 2020-01-28 00:50:25 UTC
    10873
  27. If You Missed One, The Cards Will Call You Back 2020-03-21 00:39:37 UTC
    7938
  28. Better Be Cider 2020-05-30 23:10:47 UTC
    6210
  29. In A Nation Where Nudity Is The Standard, It's 'Exotic Dresser' 2020-08-18 00:04:49 UTC
    6534
  30. And As The Brothers Demonstrated, You May Want To Use Protection 2020-08-22 03:08:08 UTC
    9302
  31. You'd Think It Would Be Self-Evidentiary 2021-02-25 00:30:19 UTC
    6984
  32. Something Stupid This Way Comes 2021-02-28 00:11:33 UTC
    7203
  33. It's Sort Of Like If Heads And Tails Didn't Want To Be Part Of The Same Coin 2021-03-29 01:14:40 UTC
    5645
  34. She's Taking The Long Way Around 2021-04-16 00:08:16 UTC
    8087
  35. Consequentially Yours 2021-04-20 22:21:35 UTC
    6132
  36. It's Part & Parcel, Plus You Get The Bulk Rate 2021-04-23 23:36:48 UTC
    7516
  37. Chekov's Collision Course 2021-04-28 20:04:25 UTC
    6118
  38. But That Prospective Husbando Has Already Forgotten Him 2021-05-07 21:59:07 UTC
    10960
  39. Gimmie Fallout Shelter 2021-05-17 00:42:04 UTC
    11515
  40. Intercrude 2021-06-22 18:15:20 UTC
    3617
  41. Next, She'll Start Closing Out Accounts Deceivable 2021-06-22 22:38:18 UTC
    4774
  42. Turning Tricks 2021-06-26 01:07:15 UTC
    9528
  43. Heartwood 2021-06-28 23:37:10 UTC
    10041
  44. Sororibus Under The Skin 2021-07-07 01:51:38 UTC
    14572
  45. Guess Who's Coming To Dinner-And-A-Movie! 2021-07-15 22:35:32 UTC
    7831
  46. Engineered Public Rejection 2021-07-21 22:07:35 UTC
    10490
  47. Club Limited To Those Who Don't Want Membership 2021-07-24 21:44:57 UTC
    8171
  48. The Present Is Prologue 2021-07-28 01:07:32 UTC
    11473
  49. There Will Come A Wreckoning 2021-08-05 23:48:40 UTC
    9378
  50. They Took The Long Way Home 2021-08-11 02:36:55 UTC
    16611