Bad Dude and the League of Darkness

by Megaman2012

Rating: teen
Tags: Princess Celestia, Dark, Alternate Universe, Main 6, Princess Luna, Changelings, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Other, Adventure
Length: 2003

The Coalition, defeated. Bad Dude, in hiding. Equestria, at peace... For now. (AU Future of NaturalBornDerpy's "Bad Dude and the Coalition of United Terrible Evils. Created with his permission.)

Many years ago, there was peace.
Many years ago, there was friendship.
Many years ago, the Coalition of United Terrible Evils was defeated...

"Come along now, children!" The teacher said, gesturing to a part of the museum. "This is the crown of Queen Chrysalis herself, taken from the field of battle where the Coalition was defeated!" The foals grinned before being enveloped in a sickly green light, reappearing as Changelings.

I am the only member that is alive, or still free.

"So, Discord." Rainbow Dash smirked at the statue of a crestfallen draconequus. "Guess your big plan didn't work after all?" She laughed.

And I am done hiding.

Deep within a cavern sat a small chest on a stone pedestal. The cave was guarded by dozens of Changelings, the pedestal guarded by dozens more, and the chest itself guarded by wards and spells of an unimaginable scale. Inside, a red horn pulsed gently.

I shall return, and they will fear me.
I will dispatch of that dark traitor, Luna.
There shall be no mercy.

Tirek sighed again. Not only was he trapped in Tartarus for the third time, he was fully chained with hundreds of Tartaran guards surrounding him, Cerberus himself guarding the entrance to his cell.

I shall rise once more, my friends.
My friends, who were taken from me.
My legions gather, and those fools will know retribution.
They will cower at my name! They will cower before BAD DUDE!

Done with the permission of NaturalBornDerpy, this is a dark-future AU of his story "Bad Dude and the Coalition of United Terrible Evils." Check it out, it's awesome! And may or may not be needed to understand some of what is going on!

Published 2016-08-25 00:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-11-29 23:40:25 UTC

Rising Fog

In a large mountain overlooking Ponyville, there sat a dragon. This dragon was named Threshra the Red, and he was a mighty drake for his young age. He has torched villages, eaten their people, and taken their gems off of their corpses. These villages were populated by none other than Changelings. Changelings, creatures commonly mistaken for insectoids, are capable of shape-shifting to anyone and anything. Their village headling Anthrose, the chief of the most recently destroyed village, approached the cave where Threshra resided, hoping to garner peace...

But we don't care about them. Who we do care about, however, is a large stallion on a cliff overlooking a small town called Appleoosa, dark armor covering his body and face, an azure cape with a checkered white border rippling in the slight wind.

"Tic," He said, glancing at a tall, greyish Changeling with cherry red eyes. "Infiltrate that village and find out who and what it's inhabitants are. I just found the location to launch our first attack against Equestria."

"Yes, Lord Tyrannous." The Changeling said, flying off in search of a pony to copy. Two other changelings: a blue one with lime eyes named Tac, and and a black one with yellow eyes named Toe, glanced at eachother worriedlt. Toe stepped forward, getting Tyrannous, the armored Earth Pony, to look at him.

"Boss," he began, "Are you sure this is a good idea? I me-"

"Toe." Tyrannous stated simply, causing the Changeling to fall silent. "Do not worry, my ally. I will not fail in this, not after planning for twenty years." He turned around, studying the town once more. Tac stepped forwards this time, taking a deep breath.

"Bad Dude." He said, causing Tyrannous to freeze up and hitch his breath. "We just don't want to lose you like we lost the Queen."

"Bad Dude..." A name from another time, a name that the dark pony associates with many memories... "A name that was childish and frail." He thought. Only few who were truly close to him during his efforts as the Foal Villain ever knew his first name. Even less were allowed to use it at all.

Tyrannous looked at Tac, one of his close friends, and said, "You have no need of worrying, my friends. Either of you." He glanced back at the town of Appleoosa, weighing his options, before deciding on one. "When Tic gets back from his reconnaissance, we will make plans to attack Appleoosa." Tyrannous gestured for the two Changelings to follow him. "Until then, we shall wait."

"Better prepare your fireplace, Celestia." He thought with an evil chuckle. "Ty-Rannous is coming~ to town..."

***

Princess Celestia stared sadly at the marble prison of the chaos spirit Discord. This time, instead of being jovial or surprised, he was simply melancholy, a picture of depression.
"Where did I go wrong?" Celestia asked herself, wracking her brains for an answer. "When did everything that was once full of life in Equestria suddenly turn gray?" Celestia turned around, gave one last look at the statue, and trotted off, golden-shod hooves clanking against the hard cobblestone walkway.

***

Princess Luna sat in her bed, staring at one of the many pictures she had collected over the years. This one was of a tall, black, armored alicorn, and a small, blue caped colt. Luna smiled at the memory, tears on the verge of falling down her face. Wiping them with a hoof, she turned to her balcony and frowned, sighing.

"Time to raise the moon once again." She thought, stowing away the picture and making her way towards the terrace. "I'm so sorry, my old friend."

***

A red unicorn horn pulsed gently as Tyrannous attached it to his helmet, fitting it into the socket designed expressly for this purpose. He gave a check to the canisters on his back, making sure one was empty and the other full of pulsating purple sludge. If one looked closely, they could almost see faces within it. He adjusted the green and black crown on his head, making sure he felt comfortable addressing the legions of Changelings outside. Lastly, he took a look around his royal quarters, his eyes wandering from his four-poster bed, to his black, ebony closet, and finally coming to rest on the picture beside the door he was currently standing near. In the frame, he saw a foal's doodle of what looked like stick-pony renditions of a draconequus, an armored unicorn, a royal Changeling, a demon centaur, and, riding on the draconequus' shoulders, was a small colt waving at the viewer.

Tyrannous smiled fondly at the memory. "Soon," he thought, putting the picture back. "We shall have vengeance."

*THREE*DAYS*LATER*

Tic zipped through the tunnels of the hive, knocking Changelings over left and right, before coming to a screeching halt in front of the tall red throne.

"M'Lord," he began, "I have finished my reconnaissance of Appleoosa. The Element Bearers are going to be there in two days time to check on their orchard, the buffalo are content with the ponies, and all is well within the town."

"Excellent," Tyrannous said from atop his throne, eyes aglow with glee. "We shall strike tomorrow. Prepare the troops!"

"Yes, your majesty." Tic bowed before retreating from the room. Tyrannous, for the first time in years, felt happy.

"It's about time I got off my arse." he thought to himself, grinning beneath his helmet. He stood up, trotting over to a mahogany door to the left. Inside, he gazed once again, as he had done many a time, at the large room, a circular table in the center. A map with multiple differently colored pieces that looked like they would be more at home on a chess board sat in the middle of said table. Surrounding the piece of furniture sat a griffin with dark red feathers covering it's upper body, save for his head, covered in light, golden-brown feathers, a mud-brown diamond dog with piercing blue eyes and a large, studded warhammer strapped to his back, a giant, green scaled dragon whose head brushed the two-story ceiling when it stood, with teeth the approximate size of short swords, and a blue goat with red eyes and a golden bell tied around it's neck. They all stopped talking with one another and turned to Tyrannous as soon as he entered. Still grinning underneath his gleaming helmet, sat down on the opposite end of the goat.

"Gentlecolts," he began, "It's time to get to work."

Author's Note

AU branched off of NaturalBornDerpy's story, Bad Dude and the Coalition of United Terrible Evils, done with his permission.
EDIT: Many thanks to Angius for editing and reviewing this chapter with me, pointing out errors and such.

The Drums of War

Tyrannous drank from his glass, the grapefruit juice filling his mouth and making the taste buds go wild. Setting the cup down, he cleared his throat and addressed the other people in the room.

"Colleagues, the time is at hoof. We are finally prepared to strike against Equestria for all it has done to us." He then gazed at each member of his team, his eyes settling on each for a scant few moments before moving to the next. "Now I ask of you all. Are you prepared in full to commit, or has my faith in you been misplaced?"

The blue goat stood up, the bell around his neck tinkling with clear sound. "My minions are prepared for war, Tyrannous. Let us make haste to fight back before they get restless." His red eyes glowed briefly as he grinned. "It is time for me to reclaim Tambalon, or what is left of it after her 'purification.'"

"Very good, Grogar." Tyrannous replied. "And the rest of you?" He looked over at the griffin, busy sharpening a large Haymore sword, sparks shooting between the steel rock and the tempered blade. The diamond dog wore a vest with many pockets, from one of which he pulled a gem.

"Do you see this, Lord Tyrannous?" The hound inquired. "This is the last remnant of my clan, of which was wiped out when the Moon Empress and the Star Queen battled, laying waste to the lush forest where we were with their armies, turning the once vibrant jungle into the Badlands." The dog replaced the gem into his pocket, before sighing. "It has been passed down through my family generations, before falling to me. With each generation, they took an oath to do everything they could to bring down the Equestrian Empire." The dog's eyes blazed with fury at the memory. "I will not break that oath."

"The damned Ponies ruined me home, lads." The griffin piped up, standing from his seat. His eyes, one scarred and unseeing, the other full of anger, while a pleated coat covered his feline hindquarters. "Me family killed, village burned, and the mountains stripped of their gems and resources to fuel their machines." He looked at Tyrannous before sighing. "I'm willing to collaborate with ye, lad."

The elder dragon looked around the room before sighing.
"Celestia and Luna stole away my brothers and sisters while they were still eggs. They sterilized them so that they could only be opened with their harmonic magic" He spat the last part out, as if it left a sour taste in his mouth. "You have my knowledge and science at your call, Tyrannous. Just say the word."

The armored equine grinned beneath his mask, glee filling him as he said these next words.
"Gentlecolts. Let's get to planning."

***

"Welcome to Appleoosa!" Braeburn grinned at the six ponies assembled in front of him. They smiled in return, looking around. "Lots changed since you were last here, cuz."

"Ah can tell." Applejack chuckled. "Is that ol' Gift Horse running that there toy store?" She asked, looking at the red-and-blue building, windows showing rows upon rows of wooden carts, miniature trains, and dusting the counter was an old, gray earth pony, a picture of a green box with a red bow adorning his flank.

"Sure is! I can't wait to show you everything else!" Braeburn said, preparing to dash off. Just before he could, however, he grunted and sat down. "Hoo Nellie. I gotta rest for a sec, runnin' over here took a lot 'outa me."

"You okay? I remember when you could sprint around town without breaking a sweat." Rainbow Dash inquired, confused.

Braeburn chuckled. "Yeah, these last few years haven't been kind to us. Word on the apple tree is that the Diamond Dogs are targeting caravans and trade routes now, so we don't get as many supplies as we used to," He paused to pop a joint in his back. "meanin' we can't get as much food and things as we used to. Everyone's workin' double time to bring in extra apples and make up for it."

"That sucks, Braeburn." Rainbow Dash said, irritated at the Diamond Dogs. "Anything we can do to help?"

"Well, I can't think of anything off the top of my head, but you can always ask Tillip." He gestured to a house with a red leaf design on it. "He's from Canterda, but he sure does know his farming."

Just then, they heard a strange song playing from the house, talking about Prench and Canterdanians. A red stallion with blue furred hooves and a black mane stepped out of the building, a cutie mark of the letters "P" and "T" adorning their flank, looking as if it was drawn with a marker.

"For Canterda, buddy!" He hollered, before charging to the stuffed orchard. "Let's get a move on, guy!"

"Yeah... He's a few apples short of a full bushel."

Author's Note

Sorry for the short chappy, just wanted to get something out.
As always, rate and review. Please tell me your opinion of the story, as I am already considering a full rewrite of what I currently have.
Props to whoever finds the South Park reference.