A Nightmare-ish World Part Twoby SweetutahcrimsonChaptersChapter 1Chapter 2Chapter 3 (Mission Impossible)Chapter 1 Darkness swooped across the sky. Ponies looked up at the full moon. A shadow came over the entire town. Ponies ignored the shadow and continued what they were doing. A group of pure white alicorns floated over the city. A pony walked down the street towards the alicorns. Two stallions stepped out from an ally. They started walking behind the mare. The mare in the front had a fedora sitting on her head. She had a pink mane with blue streaks down the sides. Her coat was a bright pink. She had a black dress on. One of the stallions behind her had a green coat. He also had a gray mane. The other stallion had dark red coat. His mane was a lighter red. The white alicorn in the front of the army swooped down and landed in front of her. The pink and blue mare smiled. The white alicorn frowned, but then sat down. The mare sat down and motioned for the stallions to sit, too. The four ponies talked for a little. The alicorn spoke up. "Did you bring the plans?" The pink mare nodded and replied, "It's all done." "Good," The alicorn said. The pink mare turned to the red stallion. He gave her a black case. She took off her fedora and placed the case in front of the alicorn. The mare opened the case and took out a scroll. It was slightly wrinkled. She hoofed it over to the white alicorn. The alicorn scanned over it. She used her magic and gave it to one of the other alicorns. "This will do," The alicorn said. The mare nodded and stated, "I'm glad you think it's a good plan. The king will be happy." The white alicorn narrowed her eyes. "You will not trick us like last time." "Pinkie Pie swears." I squinted as darkness washed over my sight. I could make out my bedroom in the darkness. My purple bed. The bright yellow door. There was one thing that seemed different though. Before I could figure out what it was three ponies walked in. The pony in the front was pink and blue and wore a black dress. The stallion to her right had a red coat and mane. The other stallion had a green coat. "Graze Plate," the mare said,"did you get away without anypony following you?" The green stallion sighed and said, "Of course Pinkie Pie." The red stallion sat down on my bed. "What're we doing here?" "Golden Eyes needs us to get to the snow dimension," Pinkie Pie said. "The snow dimension?" Graze Plate asked. The red stallion got off my bed and gasped, "There? B-but that's where the Snow King lives!" I watched them talk for a few minutes. They never noticed me. I walked over to pink pony. I couldn't believe they called her 'Pinkie Pie'. I waved a hoof in her face. Pinkie Pie didn't even blink. Pinkie Pie took out another one of those pink cubes. She threw it at a wall in my room. It bounced off and created a white portal. Pinkie Pie glared at the stallions behind her and said, "Let's go. And don't mess around." They stepped through the portal. I tried to follow them, but I couldn't move. I tried to use my magic to move myself. Nothing happened. The portal closed and I saw a bright light come in to the room. I squinted as the light got brighter and covered my line of sight. When the light faded, I saw the three ponies jump out of a white portal. I glanced around. I couldn't see anything through the snow. Pinkie Pie walked right by me. I followed the group down a tunnel of rocks. The three ponies disappeared in to darkness. I galloped after them. As I walked out of the tunnel, I saw a castle made of clouds floating above me. The three ponies were walking up a bridge made of ice. The red stallion slipped and almost fell off the side. I flew up towards the castle. I landed on a street made of water vapor. White alicorns walked around me. One of the alicorns walked straight through me. Pinkie Pie and the stallions walked past me. They whispered to each other. I couldn't make out what they were saying. I trotted behind them, admiring the city. I gasped as Golden Eyes marched towards me. He didn't speak. He towered over me. His eyes glowed golden. He gritted his teeth. The light started to flicker. When his eyes stopped flickering, he lunged at me. Just before he could tackle me Pinkie Pie high kicked him in the face. I stumbled back, surprised. Pinkie Pie motioned with her hoof for him to attack. Two more stallions walked in. One started to sing and the other pushed a juke box through the door. Youtube Video Golden Eyes dove for Pinkie Pie. She did a flip backwards and pushed off Golden Eye's face. She got launched into the air. She stuck a landing behind Golden Eyes. He turned around and growled. I stood there stupidly. Pinkie Pie grabbed Golden Eye's hoof and flipped him over her. The door burst open. Princess Celestia and Luna stood there. They both wore brown detective coats and fedoras. Celestia wore sunglasses where you couldn't see her eyes. Luna wore moon shaped glasses. Princess Celestia stepped forward. She lifted Golden Eyes into the air. Pinkie Pie smiled and Celestia hoof bumped her. Luna nodded to Pinkie Pie then all three of them marched towards Golden Eyes. He stood up glaring at them. Luna slammed into him. He hit one of the back walls of the castle. Pinkie Pie ran at him then kicked him in the face. He fell backwards, but then flew into the air. He smiled. "My turn," He said. He dove at Celestia and knocked her to the ground. Pinkie Pie laughed creepily. Luna frowned and gasped as Golden Eyes barreled into her. Pinkie Pie took off her fedora. She jumped into the air. She spun in a circle and landed next to Golden Eyes. She kicked him in the stomache. Fluttershy burst through door. She wore a cowboy hat. "What is going on?" I shouted. Pinkie Pie laughed and exclaimed, "How I handle things!" I gave her a confused look. She laughed again. Celestia, Luna, Pinkie, Fluttershy, and me surrounded him. His eyes flickered another time. The door opened again. A white alicorn walked in. She looked at Celestia. She flew into the air and landed next to Golden Eyes. She flapped her wings. She lifted Golden Eyes into the air. She slammed him into the ground. "Stop playing!" She screamed. Magic flowed out of Golden Eyes. He gasped as a white alicorn came appeared next to the other alicorn. The small alicorn apologized. Then the two alicorns growled at all of us. Chapter 2 I wrestled the small alicorn. Even though she was smaller than the other, she was bigger than me. I kicked the alicorn off me. She collided the bigger alicorn. She stood up. And glared at me. Golden Eyes knocked Luna to the ground. Celestia kicked him. She helped her sister up and then tackled Golden Eyes. I spun around as Rainbow Dash flew over me. She was battling with the bigger alicorn. The alicorn kicked her. She fell next to me. I jumped in to the air. I kicked the alicorn in the face. She landed next to Rainbow. Red Burn, a red stallion, ducked from a kick from the small alicorn. Graze plate tackled the alicorn. I jumped onto her back. I got an idea as I struggled to not fall off her. I took out one of the pink cubes. I placed it on her back. I jumped off her. Just before she grabbed my tail a pink net captured her. I laughed. Graze Plate high fived me. "Awesome!" I nodded, still laughing. Rainbow Dash fell on top of me. I pushed her off of me. She ignored me and flew away from Golden Eyes. I shouted to her. She gave me a confused her. I threw her a pink cube. Rainbow Dash smiled and flew towards Golden Eyes. Fluttershy walked up next to me. "I thought you were, "She gulped as I glared at her, "e-evil?" "I was, " I said. "Oh." I trotted away from her. I really don't know why I was on her side. I just...We were friends. And we still are. Sorta. After we captured Golden Eyes and the two alicorns, we rounded up the two evil armies. Rainbow Dash ran over to Twilight Sparkle. She shook her. Twilight mumbled something about snow. I walked over to her. I stared at Rainbow Dash. She sighed. I turned around and picked up my fedora. Graze Plate and Red Burn followed me out of the castle. Ruins of Canterlot surrounded us. I needed to do one thing before continuing this mission. To be truthful I was evil. I didn't work for Golden Eyes. I worked for C.A.T. Certified Agent Training. Boom. The ground shook. A white alicorn banged against the bars. She grumbled to herself and then sat down. The whole alicorn army sat in their cage. I was still dizzy and confused from Snow Blanket taking over my body. I banged against the bars, too. Celestia stood outside my jail cell. "Golden Eyes," She said, "I regret leaving you in there. My sister says you are a monster. You're the same as the others. I do not agree. But I cannot trust you completely. Pinkie Pi.." I stood up and glared at her. "Her real name is Pinkie Swirl. And she never worked for me." Celestia gave a small nod. "Okay." She turned and walked out of the room. I heard shouting towards the right side of the cell. Snow Blanket glanced over to me. I got up and pushed through some of my guards. Four guards, two of mine and two of Ice Blade's, had cracked open a wall. I smiled and flew into the air. I looked down at my army of Black Eyed Beings. "Every pony out!" Guards filed out of the jail cell. Some shouting "Hooray!" and "We're out!". The two armies flew towards two swirling portals. I stopped in front of the red portal. I turned back to look at Canterlot. No pony noticed us exit the dungeon. I glanced back on more time and went through the red portal. The army of Black Eyed beings stood in perfect lines. I pointed at a few of them and put them on posts. I noticed Silver Rod come out of the throne room door. I made the rest of the army leave. I trotted over to Silver Rod. She motioned for me to follow her. My father sat there. He watched me enter the room. I walked to stand in front of the throne. "Son," He muttered, "good job.." "I did a good job? Father we got captured!" "And you escaped, no? No pony I've known has escaped Luna's Midnight Cell." I stared at him for a second. "I guess we did OK..." Father chuckled and said, "The Lord Of Shadows has come to.." He trailed off. "Congratulate you," A pony said in a raspy voice. He stepped out of the many shadows in the room. https://www.dropbox.com/s/cky538qol5hu0si/Something-is-in-your-bedroom.png?dl=0 (Click the link to see pic. I finally got a link to the pic but don't have the exact URL. You can still look at the picture though.) "R-really?" I stuttered. Everyday I go to head quarters to get my mission, but I was nervous. I shouldn't be nervous! I've done this a million times. I started to sweat as I walked down Hallway E. I turned and opened a glass door. Three ponies sat in chairs. A glass table sat in front of them (Dude, what is with all the glass?). The chairs were made of glass, too (Seriously? The building should be made of glass!).I sat down in a chair next to a yellow pony. They all stared at me for a while. Five minutes, maybe. One of them spoke up. "Agent C.A.K.E. Your other mission was to pose as The Element Of Laughter." Spy music played in the back round as he spoke. "Which we told you, you weren't the real element." I nodded. "Uh-Huh." "Well, you are the real element." I stared at the stallion. My mouth was wide open. I started to drool and a drop landed on the table. A mare to my left gave me a disgusted look. I finally stopped gaping. I cleared my throat. "B-but I'm not any thing like laughter!" I shouted. "You are," The stallion said, "more than you think." Gold Wish, the yellow pony, spoke up. "Pinkie Swirl, we have another mission for you. You are the element of laughter, but you are our agent. You're not going to leave the agency because of this information?" "N-No. Of course not. I-I'm just...surprised," I stuttered. The stallion tapped on the table to get my attention. "We were surprised when we got this information, too." "Where did you get it from?" I asked. Gold Wish gave me a fake smile. "We don't know." Chapter 3 (Mission Impossible) "You don't know who told you?" I shouted. "Er..no," Gold Wish mumbled. I sighed. "This might not be true then." The stallion pushed back his glass chair and stood up. "We know for sure that this is true. We talked to Princess Ice Beam." "You talked to the Princess of the Snow Dimension?" I gasped. "Uh-huh." Gold Wish walked to the door and said, "Drift Scroll will give you your mission." I turned to the stallion as Gold Wish trotted away. He pressed a button on his desk and a hologram appeared on the wall. "Your mission is to capture Blue Quill. She's a enemy agent. She plans to steal the prize ruby at the town fair tomorrow in Ponyville." "Ponyville?" I asked. "Yes. Your familiar with that place. Your friends might recognize you with your blue streak dyed pink," He explained. "Oh. I forgot to take that out," I whispered to myself. "C.A.K.E., " A unicorn sitting in a chair said, "you better go." "Oh. Yeah." I watched the mountains fly by as I rode the train from Canterlot to Ponyville. Two stallions that were red and green and wearing waiter outfits walked up to me. I continued to look out the window. They stood there waiting for me to see them. I ignored them, though. "Swirl," The red stallion whispered, "it's us! Green Plate and Red Burn!" I turned to look at them. "Oh, hi." Red Burn slid into the seat next to me. "You finally took out the dye in your blue swirl!" "Yeah," I said distracted by the mountains. He continued to talk. Green Plate watched me watch the mountains. I shook my head. I didn't want to go to stupid Ponyville! Everypony will recognize me! They won't know I'm partly evil. I might be OK. But what about Twilight and stuff... I am the Element of Laughter! I'm sorta on their side. Kinda. Maybe...not. Doesn't matter! Green Plate and Red Burn sat quietly, glancing around. Red Burn stomped his hooves impatiently. "Are we there yet?" Green Plate sighed and groaned, "That's the fifth time you've asked that. No." Red Burn mumbled to himself. He was about to say something when the train stopped. The three of us filed out of the train. I swerved around a pony with a blue mane. Green Plate trotted ahead. I studied the houses as I walked next to Red Burn. I heard laughing behind me. Red Burn glanced over his shoulder and gasped. "What?" I asked. "Shush!" He exclaimed as he motioned behind us. I turned to look behind me and gasped. Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Twilight, and Rarity walked behind us. Green Plate slowed down to walk next to me. He bit his lip, trying to decide what to do. I grabbed his hoof and ran down the road. As we were running we passed Red Burn and I grabbed him, too. We galloped down the road. We passed ponies who we pushed out of the way. We stopped running when we got to the front entrance to the town fair. "Red Burn look for a dark blue unicorn with a blue quill cutie mark. Graze Plate you go that way and look for her. I'll go this way," I said pointing around. "Okay!" Green Plate exclaimed. "On it!" Red Burn yelled, galloping away. I trotted through ponies heading for the center of the fair. I stopped at a tractor sale. Applejack and her family were sticking a sign in the ground that said: Blue Gum Tractors Ponies swarmed around the sign. Some ponies pushed past me to get to the sign. I don't know who would want a tractor. I understand Applejack having one, but ponies without farms? Doesn't make sense. I passed Twilight and the others a few times. I surveyed the area. Wait. There! A mare was running down the street. She was exactly as I described her. Her coat was dark blue. Her cutie mark is a blue quill. Found her! She used her magic to carry box in front of her. I launched myself after her. I pushed through ponies. I jumped over a cart that sold watermelons. I gained on her in till she glanced behind her. She gasped then started increasing her speed. I smiled. No one can out run me.I jumped on top of a table to find where the blue unicorn went. Then I noticed who was sitting there. Twilight and the others. "What the..?" Rainbow Dash started to say. Before she could finish her sentence I stomped on her ice cream. "Sorry," I lied as I laughed. "Come back here!" Rainbow shouted as I jumped off the table. She flew after me. One reason I could keep up with Rainbow Dash when she ran away from me a few times is: I'm awesome. 20% cooler than her! Rainbow rocketed after me. I kept my distance, though. I spotted the blue unicorn I was after a few feet a head of me. I smiled. Perfect timing. I slowed down, so Rainbow was close to tackling me. Just before she did I dove out of the way. I dropped my fedora that was covering my face, so nopony would regoconize me.Rainbow Dash crashed into the blue unicorn and they tumbled across the ground. I heard Twilight Sparkle yelling. I grabbed my fedora off the ground. Just before I could stick it on my head Rainbow shouted at me. "Hey you're not going any..." I stood there forgetting what I was doing. "Pinkie Pie?" Rainbow Dash asked loudly. Twilight got closer as I said, "Uh..yeah. Bye!" I took out a grappling hook and shot it at the roof. I climbed onto the roof and disappeared on the other side.
Chapter 1 Darkness swooped across the sky. Ponies looked up at the full moon. A shadow came over the entire town. Ponies ignored the shadow and continued what they were doing. A group of pure white alicorns floated over the city. A pony walked down the street towards the alicorns. Two stallions stepped out from an ally. They started walking behind the mare. The mare in the front had a fedora sitting on her head. She had a pink mane with blue streaks down the sides. Her coat was a bright pink. She had a black dress on. One of the stallions behind her had a green coat. He also had a gray mane. The other stallion had dark red coat. His mane was a lighter red. The white alicorn in the front of the army swooped down and landed in front of her. The pink and blue mare smiled. The white alicorn frowned, but then sat down. The mare sat down and motioned for the stallions to sit, too. The four ponies talked for a little. The alicorn spoke up. "Did you bring the plans?" The pink mare nodded and replied, "It's all done." "Good," The alicorn said. The pink mare turned to the red stallion. He gave her a black case. She took off her fedora and placed the case in front of the alicorn. The mare opened the case and took out a scroll. It was slightly wrinkled. She hoofed it over to the white alicorn. The alicorn scanned over it. She used her magic and gave it to one of the other alicorns. "This will do," The alicorn said. The mare nodded and stated, "I'm glad you think it's a good plan. The king will be happy." The white alicorn narrowed her eyes. "You will not trick us like last time." "Pinkie Pie swears." I squinted as darkness washed over my sight. I could make out my bedroom in the darkness. My purple bed. The bright yellow door. There was one thing that seemed different though. Before I could figure out what it was three ponies walked in. The pony in the front was pink and blue and wore a black dress. The stallion to her right had a red coat and mane. The other stallion had a green coat. "Graze Plate," the mare said,"did you get away without anypony following you?" The green stallion sighed and said, "Of course Pinkie Pie." The red stallion sat down on my bed. "What're we doing here?" "Golden Eyes needs us to get to the snow dimension," Pinkie Pie said. "The snow dimension?" Graze Plate asked. The red stallion got off my bed and gasped, "There? B-but that's where the Snow King lives!" I watched them talk for a few minutes. They never noticed me. I walked over to pink pony. I couldn't believe they called her 'Pinkie Pie'. I waved a hoof in her face. Pinkie Pie didn't even blink. Pinkie Pie took out another one of those pink cubes. She threw it at a wall in my room. It bounced off and created a white portal. Pinkie Pie glared at the stallions behind her and said, "Let's go. And don't mess around." They stepped through the portal. I tried to follow them, but I couldn't move. I tried to use my magic to move myself. Nothing happened. The portal closed and I saw a bright light come in to the room. I squinted as the light got brighter and covered my line of sight. When the light faded, I saw the three ponies jump out of a white portal. I glanced around. I couldn't see anything through the snow. Pinkie Pie walked right by me. I followed the group down a tunnel of rocks. The three ponies disappeared in to darkness. I galloped after them. As I walked out of the tunnel, I saw a castle made of clouds floating above me. The three ponies were walking up a bridge made of ice. The red stallion slipped and almost fell off the side. I flew up towards the castle. I landed on a street made of water vapor. White alicorns walked around me. One of the alicorns walked straight through me. Pinkie Pie and the stallions walked past me. They whispered to each other. I couldn't make out what they were saying. I trotted behind them, admiring the city. I gasped as Golden Eyes marched towards me. He didn't speak. He towered over me. His eyes glowed golden. He gritted his teeth. The light started to flicker. When his eyes stopped flickering, he lunged at me. Just before he could tackle me Pinkie Pie high kicked him in the face. I stumbled back, surprised. Pinkie Pie motioned with her hoof for him to attack. Two more stallions walked in. One started to sing and the other pushed a juke box through the door. Youtube Video Golden Eyes dove for Pinkie Pie. She did a flip backwards and pushed off Golden Eye's face. She got launched into the air. She stuck a landing behind Golden Eyes. He turned around and growled. I stood there stupidly. Pinkie Pie grabbed Golden Eye's hoof and flipped him over her. The door burst open. Princess Celestia and Luna stood there. They both wore brown detective coats and fedoras. Celestia wore sunglasses where you couldn't see her eyes. Luna wore moon shaped glasses. Princess Celestia stepped forward. She lifted Golden Eyes into the air. Pinkie Pie smiled and Celestia hoof bumped her. Luna nodded to Pinkie Pie then all three of them marched towards Golden Eyes. He stood up glaring at them. Luna slammed into him. He hit one of the back walls of the castle. Pinkie Pie ran at him then kicked him in the face. He fell backwards, but then flew into the air. He smiled. "My turn," He said. He dove at Celestia and knocked her to the ground. Pinkie Pie laughed creepily. Luna frowned and gasped as Golden Eyes barreled into her. Pinkie Pie took off her fedora. She jumped into the air. She spun in a circle and landed next to Golden Eyes. She kicked him in the stomache. Fluttershy burst through door. She wore a cowboy hat. "What is going on?" I shouted. Pinkie Pie laughed and exclaimed, "How I handle things!" I gave her a confused look. She laughed again. Celestia, Luna, Pinkie, Fluttershy, and me surrounded him. His eyes flickered another time. The door opened again. A white alicorn walked in. She looked at Celestia. She flew into the air and landed next to Golden Eyes. She flapped her wings. She lifted Golden Eyes into the air. She slammed him into the ground. "Stop playing!" She screamed. Magic flowed out of Golden Eyes. He gasped as a white alicorn came appeared next to the other alicorn. The small alicorn apologized. Then the two alicorns growled at all of us.
Chapter 2 I wrestled the small alicorn. Even though she was smaller than the other, she was bigger than me. I kicked the alicorn off me. She collided the bigger alicorn. She stood up. And glared at me. Golden Eyes knocked Luna to the ground. Celestia kicked him. She helped her sister up and then tackled Golden Eyes. I spun around as Rainbow Dash flew over me. She was battling with the bigger alicorn. The alicorn kicked her. She fell next to me. I jumped in to the air. I kicked the alicorn in the face. She landed next to Rainbow. Red Burn, a red stallion, ducked from a kick from the small alicorn. Graze plate tackled the alicorn. I jumped onto her back. I got an idea as I struggled to not fall off her. I took out one of the pink cubes. I placed it on her back. I jumped off her. Just before she grabbed my tail a pink net captured her. I laughed. Graze Plate high fived me. "Awesome!" I nodded, still laughing. Rainbow Dash fell on top of me. I pushed her off of me. She ignored me and flew away from Golden Eyes. I shouted to her. She gave me a confused her. I threw her a pink cube. Rainbow Dash smiled and flew towards Golden Eyes. Fluttershy walked up next to me. "I thought you were, "She gulped as I glared at her, "e-evil?" "I was, " I said. "Oh." I trotted away from her. I really don't know why I was on her side. I just...We were friends. And we still are. Sorta. After we captured Golden Eyes and the two alicorns, we rounded up the two evil armies. Rainbow Dash ran over to Twilight Sparkle. She shook her. Twilight mumbled something about snow. I walked over to her. I stared at Rainbow Dash. She sighed. I turned around and picked up my fedora. Graze Plate and Red Burn followed me out of the castle. Ruins of Canterlot surrounded us. I needed to do one thing before continuing this mission. To be truthful I was evil. I didn't work for Golden Eyes. I worked for C.A.T. Certified Agent Training. Boom. The ground shook. A white alicorn banged against the bars. She grumbled to herself and then sat down. The whole alicorn army sat in their cage. I was still dizzy and confused from Snow Blanket taking over my body. I banged against the bars, too. Celestia stood outside my jail cell. "Golden Eyes," She said, "I regret leaving you in there. My sister says you are a monster. You're the same as the others. I do not agree. But I cannot trust you completely. Pinkie Pi.." I stood up and glared at her. "Her real name is Pinkie Swirl. And she never worked for me." Celestia gave a small nod. "Okay." She turned and walked out of the room. I heard shouting towards the right side of the cell. Snow Blanket glanced over to me. I got up and pushed through some of my guards. Four guards, two of mine and two of Ice Blade's, had cracked open a wall. I smiled and flew into the air. I looked down at my army of Black Eyed Beings. "Every pony out!" Guards filed out of the jail cell. Some shouting "Hooray!" and "We're out!". The two armies flew towards two swirling portals. I stopped in front of the red portal. I turned back to look at Canterlot. No pony noticed us exit the dungeon. I glanced back on more time and went through the red portal. The army of Black Eyed beings stood in perfect lines. I pointed at a few of them and put them on posts. I noticed Silver Rod come out of the throne room door. I made the rest of the army leave. I trotted over to Silver Rod. She motioned for me to follow her. My father sat there. He watched me enter the room. I walked to stand in front of the throne. "Son," He muttered, "good job.." "I did a good job? Father we got captured!" "And you escaped, no? No pony I've known has escaped Luna's Midnight Cell." I stared at him for a second. "I guess we did OK..." Father chuckled and said, "The Lord Of Shadows has come to.." He trailed off. "Congratulate you," A pony said in a raspy voice. He stepped out of the many shadows in the room. https://www.dropbox.com/s/cky538qol5hu0si/Something-is-in-your-bedroom.png?dl=0 (Click the link to see pic. I finally got a link to the pic but don't have the exact URL. You can still look at the picture though.) "R-really?" I stuttered. Everyday I go to head quarters to get my mission, but I was nervous. I shouldn't be nervous! I've done this a million times. I started to sweat as I walked down Hallway E. I turned and opened a glass door. Three ponies sat in chairs. A glass table sat in front of them (Dude, what is with all the glass?). The chairs were made of glass, too (Seriously? The building should be made of glass!).I sat down in a chair next to a yellow pony. They all stared at me for a while. Five minutes, maybe. One of them spoke up. "Agent C.A.K.E. Your other mission was to pose as The Element Of Laughter." Spy music played in the back round as he spoke. "Which we told you, you weren't the real element." I nodded. "Uh-Huh." "Well, you are the real element." I stared at the stallion. My mouth was wide open. I started to drool and a drop landed on the table. A mare to my left gave me a disgusted look. I finally stopped gaping. I cleared my throat. "B-but I'm not any thing like laughter!" I shouted. "You are," The stallion said, "more than you think." Gold Wish, the yellow pony, spoke up. "Pinkie Swirl, we have another mission for you. You are the element of laughter, but you are our agent. You're not going to leave the agency because of this information?" "N-No. Of course not. I-I'm just...surprised," I stuttered. The stallion tapped on the table to get my attention. "We were surprised when we got this information, too." "Where did you get it from?" I asked. Gold Wish gave me a fake smile. "We don't know."
Chapter 3 (Mission Impossible) "You don't know who told you?" I shouted. "Er..no," Gold Wish mumbled. I sighed. "This might not be true then." The stallion pushed back his glass chair and stood up. "We know for sure that this is true. We talked to Princess Ice Beam." "You talked to the Princess of the Snow Dimension?" I gasped. "Uh-huh." Gold Wish walked to the door and said, "Drift Scroll will give you your mission." I turned to the stallion as Gold Wish trotted away. He pressed a button on his desk and a hologram appeared on the wall. "Your mission is to capture Blue Quill. She's a enemy agent. She plans to steal the prize ruby at the town fair tomorrow in Ponyville." "Ponyville?" I asked. "Yes. Your familiar with that place. Your friends might recognize you with your blue streak dyed pink," He explained. "Oh. I forgot to take that out," I whispered to myself. "C.A.K.E., " A unicorn sitting in a chair said, "you better go." "Oh. Yeah." I watched the mountains fly by as I rode the train from Canterlot to Ponyville. Two stallions that were red and green and wearing waiter outfits walked up to me. I continued to look out the window. They stood there waiting for me to see them. I ignored them, though. "Swirl," The red stallion whispered, "it's us! Green Plate and Red Burn!" I turned to look at them. "Oh, hi." Red Burn slid into the seat next to me. "You finally took out the dye in your blue swirl!" "Yeah," I said distracted by the mountains. He continued to talk. Green Plate watched me watch the mountains. I shook my head. I didn't want to go to stupid Ponyville! Everypony will recognize me! They won't know I'm partly evil. I might be OK. But what about Twilight and stuff... I am the Element of Laughter! I'm sorta on their side. Kinda. Maybe...not. Doesn't matter! Green Plate and Red Burn sat quietly, glancing around. Red Burn stomped his hooves impatiently. "Are we there yet?" Green Plate sighed and groaned, "That's the fifth time you've asked that. No." Red Burn mumbled to himself. He was about to say something when the train stopped. The three of us filed out of the train. I swerved around a pony with a blue mane. Green Plate trotted ahead. I studied the houses as I walked next to Red Burn. I heard laughing behind me. Red Burn glanced over his shoulder and gasped. "What?" I asked. "Shush!" He exclaimed as he motioned behind us. I turned to look behind me and gasped. Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Twilight, and Rarity walked behind us. Green Plate slowed down to walk next to me. He bit his lip, trying to decide what to do. I grabbed his hoof and ran down the road. As we were running we passed Red Burn and I grabbed him, too. We galloped down the road. We passed ponies who we pushed out of the way. We stopped running when we got to the front entrance to the town fair. "Red Burn look for a dark blue unicorn with a blue quill cutie mark. Graze Plate you go that way and look for her. I'll go this way," I said pointing around. "Okay!" Green Plate exclaimed. "On it!" Red Burn yelled, galloping away. I trotted through ponies heading for the center of the fair. I stopped at a tractor sale. Applejack and her family were sticking a sign in the ground that said: Blue Gum Tractors Ponies swarmed around the sign. Some ponies pushed past me to get to the sign. I don't know who would want a tractor. I understand Applejack having one, but ponies without farms? Doesn't make sense. I passed Twilight and the others a few times. I surveyed the area. Wait. There! A mare was running down the street. She was exactly as I described her. Her coat was dark blue. Her cutie mark is a blue quill. Found her! She used her magic to carry box in front of her. I launched myself after her. I pushed through ponies. I jumped over a cart that sold watermelons. I gained on her in till she glanced behind her. She gasped then started increasing her speed. I smiled. No one can out run me.I jumped on top of a table to find where the blue unicorn went. Then I noticed who was sitting there. Twilight and the others. "What the..?" Rainbow Dash started to say. Before she could finish her sentence I stomped on her ice cream. "Sorry," I lied as I laughed. "Come back here!" Rainbow shouted as I jumped off the table. She flew after me. One reason I could keep up with Rainbow Dash when she ran away from me a few times is: I'm awesome. 20% cooler than her! Rainbow rocketed after me. I kept my distance, though. I spotted the blue unicorn I was after a few feet a head of me. I smiled. Perfect timing. I slowed down, so Rainbow was close to tackling me. Just before she did I dove out of the way. I dropped my fedora that was covering my face, so nopony would regoconize me.Rainbow Dash crashed into the blue unicorn and they tumbled across the ground. I heard Twilight Sparkle yelling. I grabbed my fedora off the ground. Just before I could stick it on my head Rainbow shouted at me. "Hey you're not going any..." I stood there forgetting what I was doing. "Pinkie Pie?" Rainbow Dash asked loudly. Twilight got closer as I said, "Uh..yeah. Bye!" I took out a grappling hook and shot it at the roof. I climbed onto the roof and disappeared on the other side.
