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Dead Pony Storage

by Damien Darkside
Twilight made a mistake, and she needs to store a body while the situation gets fixed. Only one problem, storing dead ponies isn't Sebastian's business.

After an unfortunate accident, Twilight Sparkle and Nurse Redheart are bringing a body to the hospital. Twilight tries to help Nurse Redheart with her job, but unfortunately creates a bigger mess than what they were originally dealing with. Now they need a place to lay low to solve a problem.

Sebastian simply wanted to enjoy his day off. Now he has to deal with all of this before Celestia comes over. The problem is, storing dead ponies isn't his business. There isn't even a sign out front!

No knowledge of Pulp Fiction is require to read this fic. Rated M for language and a bit of gore, just to be on the safe side.

Thanks to Zephyr and Enigmatic Otaku for editing. Also to Flammenwerfer and Seventh Heaven for reading it beforehand.

"In conclusion, in a scale of a gold watch being inserted in your butt to a Royale with Cheese, I give it the rating of Bruce Willis saving your rear from a cop whose back end is going to get Medieval'ed." - MajorDude (slightly edited)

Complete
Comedy
Random
Human
Gore
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
 
TNOO

5061 words: Estimated 25 minutes to read

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