Evil Cake monsters are more sinister than cake-covering ones!
Evil Cake monsters are more sinister than cake-covering ones!
"A Giant cake monster's gonna cover all the world's cakes in cake?!" Human Pinkie Pie screamed and squashed two cakes together, covering her friends. That is definitely a strange suggestion for a catastrophe, especially since the HuMane 5 hang out with magical ponies all the time! I was watching the EG 3: Friendship games movie on Discovery Family again.
'That IS a funny scene, but her being Pinkie Pie, you think she'd imagine a more inventive way of a cake monster taking over the world. Like...maybe destroying cakes, making humans eat cake for the rest of their lives, or even enslaving us and forcing us to make hundreds of cake for this monster-alien Leader cake. Anything but smearing itself and all the cakes in the world together!'
I laughed while thought that to myself as I hugged my Pinkie Pie plush. Then I wondered when Pinkie was gonna come back from Equestria and watch with me like she had promised she would.
I hope she get's here soon, I think to myself, I don't want her missing the rest of the songs or the few great scenes! :/
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Part 2: Back to Equestria without magic?!
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WOOSH!
I landed in Equestria through a portal...or a dimension rift. I shook myself, ready to flap my wings to fly so that I could survey the area.
OOF! Ow...that hurt...where am I? I Equestria...well, let's fly to Pinkie Pie! ...Huh?
My wings weren't working, and when I looked on my side...they weren't even there!
What?!
I tried to use my magic to knock on the door to SugarCube Corner since I was about 10 feet away from it.
Um....
No magic! My horn AND my wings had disappeared! I didn't understand - the last thing I knew was that as Equestria Girls Three ended, my eyes drooped. Pinkie Pie was starting to pick me up as I began to lose consciousness. I fell asleep, yes, but Princess Luna allows me to be called to Equestria if I need to save it - even during sleep. Whatever the reason for this harsh teleportation. Ponyville looked slightly different, though...well...actually...it also FELT different. I could feel a dark magic aura coming from all around - especially from the Gingerbread bakery.
I was still confused as to why I was a brown Earth Pony again, just like I had been when I had come to Ponyville. Maybe I was going to be able to switch between all of the pony forms again! Or..maybe not...I just hope I have some help in the expedition!
Maybe somepony's taken over... I thought, trotting cautiously towards my favorite place in all of Equestria. (My second is Twilight's awesome castle!)
Or maybe...this is an alternate universe and everypony is corrupted...even if they do not know it...since this THEIR world!
I reached for the door of the bakery with my outstretched hoof, squeeing happily after realizing that I was in another alternate world adventure - alone. I can ace this! I was sent here...you usually win when you are sent to save somewhere, even if you die...right....?
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Knock, knock knock!
No response.
I tried again, knocking louder this time...and I kept doing it! Still...there was no response. I called out Pinkie Pie's name, then trotted to the side of the house. I wanted to see the sweet-looking decor not just from the from tin the first time in my life. I picked up a hooful of dirt to see that my suspicions were correct- there were seeds in the pile. I wanted to see if I could still grow plants with my hoof, though...(to be expected..)
I couldn't even make them sprout up, even though the land was fertile!
Uh, oh...something's wrong...maybe I'm not in this new universe?
Even though it was eroded, weathered, and hit with the bacteria in the air, it still smelled and looked delicious! My belly rumbled as (at least for me)...the unimaginable happened. I was drawn to it.
I had just learned to not need food all the time so this was weird. It was like the house itself was calling out to me. Even though every nerve in my body told me to stop reaching my hoof forward to eat the giant cookie delicacy, I kept reaching for it - even though I knew that it would lead to a Handel and Gretel-like story..and I may not make it out alive.
I touched the frosted cookie with my hoof, picked a generous helping of it off, and bit into it. It was a delicious sensation!
Mmmm....mmmmmMM!
I mumbled, satisfied with my snack. I usually try not to eat in dreams unless I have no control of it so I am forced to eat...but this frosting is so delicious....I have to satisfy my hunger!
Om-nom-NOM! Mmmm! Sooooo...ymmmyyy...mmmm!
A gobbled up half of the roof's side, as well as the candies on that wall of the bakery. Even though the bakery is magical and can replace sweets after a day, it was still rude to just barge in like this and start eating - especially since I hadn't waited for Pinkie to come back to her house! Speaking of Pinkie Pie...there she is! I have to hide!
I ran to a bush near the bakery. Pinkie Pie was humming, and talking to herself. She was saying that she had to get the specially imported flour (which was on her back) to her basement. I'm not one for creepypastas or scary movies, but I still wondered how Pinkie's basement being awesome was just a hoax to hide what was truly there. Fluttershy's shed is filled with cute hoof-made plushies such as Spike's Rarity doll; although one may also think that the toys are evil and come to life as well! This may seem irrational, but in the land of Equestria...alternate universes are SCARY!
I was hiding quietly, but I think that Pinkie Pie knew that I was there - she turned her head in bothe directions even though I could tell she didn't have anything on her mind. She went into the bakery, and I came out of the shrub. I knew that it was mean to eat and run, so I decided to ask Pinkie's forgiveness at sunset, and then find a place to crash. I then trotted over to the bakery.
Knock Knock!
"Hey! What's your name?" Pinkie Pie asked after opening the top door of the double-door in her house.
I thought for a moment - this was an alternate world...Pinkie did not recognize me, so I was not sure whether or not to say my name right off the bat. I took about three minutes to question this, and suddenly, Pinkie's eyes flashed green.
"You're not gonna say anything ARE you?!"
SLAM!
Pinkie shut the window and left me in the cold upcoming night. I cried, not knowing anywhere else to stay if everypony acts this way! Suddenly, Derpy Hooves snuck up behind me and put a hoof behind me.
"What's wrong?" She asked, with sympathy in her voice.
"Well...Pinkie rejected me. I was hoping that because I'm a human she would think I have a strange name. However, she thought that I was being rude and shut me out! Now I have no place to stay..."
"Awwww..." Derpy said, "It's OK, you can stay with Dinky and I!"
"Thanks", I said, sniffling and wiping the rest of my tears. "I appreciated it."
Derpy then flew me over to her home, and we ate, played together with Dinky. I loved Derpy's hospitality and I thought I was wrong about ths world. Dinky and I fell asleep together, and Derpy put us to bed. I had a nightmare about Pinkie rejecting me again - I hated seeing her like this. However, I was wrong about Derpy - there was a sinister plot going on.
"He...he...he..." Derpy chuckled evilly, "The defiance trio have a plan for you humans....once we terrorized the Equestria Girls, Human World, and Equestria enough...we can rule Equesria...since the other two are almost dead and inactive!"
She then gave a sly grin as she landed in her own bed.
"Of course, once we get suspected, Master Cakezilla's scheme won't be a secret. However, the loss of so many humans and ponies that were turned into confectionary delights will occupy them...I'll DEFINATLY make sure of that....Mwhahahahahahahaaaaaa! He...he." 
