I'm sneaking along the forest floor when something catches my attention. I creep over to get a closer look and it a appears to be an egg. It starts to shake and break open. The baby inside reveals itself. The baby creature looks up at me and smiles. Starting to sense danger close I grab the baby creature and rush back to Ponyville.
I reach Ponyville and go to the castle. Upon reaching the castle I notice the baby creature is cuddled up to me. "Don't get comfortable kid." I warn. I step in the room where the heroes of Equestria are sitting. I walk up to the table and speak "I found this during my travels in the Everfree Forest." I place the baby on the table. "Do any of you girls know what this is?"
Pinkie Pie takes out a red device that scans the baby. "Interesting" she says. She presses a bunch of buttons and makes the device speak. "Pichu. The Tiny Mouse Pokémon. It is not yet skilled at storing electricity. It may send out a jolt if amused or startled."
The baby Pichu wakes up and starts to cry. Everyone but me tries to calm it down. The Pichu cries louder. "ENOUGH!" I shout. I take the crying child and hold it close in my arms. Unknowingly I start to sing a lullaby. "Sukoshi chīsai. Hahaoya ga anata o mimamoru. Sukoshi chīsai." the Pichu stops crying and looks at me. It smiles making me feel happy which scares me. What am I doing? I can't raise this child I'm an assassin. "Girls I'm going to need a lot of help with this."
"You should meet my cousin Derpy. She's really good with kids." Says Dash. "She lives near Vinyl's place."
I nod and head out.
I find Derpy's house. I knock on the door. Nothing. I knock again. I'm about to leave when the door opens. A girl with mismatched clothes is standing there. This must be Dash's cousin I smile genuinely. "Are you Derpy?" I ask.
The girl nods. She smiles.
