It was a typical day in Ponyville. The sun was shining high in the sky, Pinkie pie was randomly bursting into song every 5 minutes and Rainbow Dash was zooming through the sky at top speed.
Suddenly, there was the sound of a train on train tracks, and an unfamiliar pony stepped out, carrying a little bag with her. She was a light blue earth pony, with a darker blue curly mane. She was wearing a yellow striped scarf, a yellow hair clip and a yellow skirt, covering her cutie mark.
''Umm... hi?'' she said nervously as she noticed some ponies staring at her. Quickly, she trotted away before anypony else could stare at her.
''Right!'' she said to herself. ''The first thing to do is get to my new home...'' she instructed herself as she looked at a piece of paper with her address on. ''... 686 actors avenue.''
She glanced round and noticed a seemingly friendly pink earth pony with an extremely curly dark pink mane and a balloons cutie mark walking towards her.
''Heeeeeeeeey!!! MynameisPinkiepieandI'myournewfriend!!!'' she exclaimed excitedly.
''Woah, this pony is a bit excitable...'' thought the blue pony curiously.
''I'm Blueberry Swirl, it's nice to meet you!'' the blue pony smiled.
Then, the pink pony kept talking...and talking... and talking...
Deciding it would be better to leave this strange pony to her ramblings, Blueberry swirl silently walked away.
After walking for a while and realizing she was getting nowhere looking for her new home on her own, she decided to ask the help of another pony. Hopefully, the others won't be so hyper.
''Um... excuse me?'' she asked as she walked up to a sensible looking purple unicorn. The unicorn looked up from the scroll she was writing and gave Blueberry an inquisitive look.
''Hi, could you please tell me where 686 actors avenue is?'' Blueberry asked.
The unicorn nodded politely and pointed her hoof at the bakery.
''I've never seen you before, are you new? Anyway, to get to actors avenue, take a right at the bakery and keep going down the street until you reach the houses. Number 686 should be there.''
Nodding a thanks, Blueberry set off, remembering the unicorn's instructions.
When she finally arrived there, she had only knocked her hoof on the door when she heard a ''Gaaaah!!! This is a disaster!'' from inside. Blueberry swirl cautiously opened the door and stepped inside.
''WHO THE HAY ARE YOU? HOW DARE YOU COME INTO THE HOUSE OF THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!!!'' The pony inside screamed. She was a light blue unicorn with a white mane and was wearing some kind of stage outfit.
''This is 686 actors avenue, right? So I guess we're room mates.''
The pony glared at her with an icy stare that sent shivers down Blueberry's spine.
''I, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE, WILL NOT SHARE WITH THIS PLAIN MARE!''
Just great.... thought Blueberry swirl. Why do I have to stay with this stuck up mare?!
''Look, what can I do to get you to SHUT UP and let me stay here?'' sighed Blueberry swirl in desperation. She was already getting sick of this pony. Staying with her was going to be a nightmare! But she had nowhere else to go...
''Trixie needs your help.'' Trixie whispered. Blueberry looked surprised at this sudden change of personality.
''M..m...my...help?'' asked Blueberry. This was just STRANGE on so many levels.
''Trixie needs someone to be her opening act for her show while Trixie prepares, but Trixie has no-one, and I heard that you can entertain ponies...''
Before Blueberry knew what was going on, she was on a large wooden stage with red curtains, and a large crowd of ponies she had never seen before where watching her, waiting for her to do something.
''Um... welcome everypony!'' she smiled nervously.
''Want to see something entertaining?'' The audience all nodded encouragingly. Feeling less nervous, Blueberry decided to just wing it.
''Hey hey hey! I do a great imitation of Pinkie pie! PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTY!!!'' The audience laughed, making Blueberry even more confident.
''That Trixie, you know, she toots her horn harder than anyone I've ever met! Well, she doesn't... she gets somepony else to do it for her instead!'' the audience roared with laughter.
Then, Blueberry pretended she was having a conversation with herself.
(As Trixie) ''Hello, I'm here to enter Trixie's party!''
(Bouncer outside) ''You have a invitation?''
(Trixie)''No, because this is Trixie's party!''
(Bouncer)''We all know that ma'm, but do you have a ticket?''
(Trixie) ''Trixie is right here! Trixie doesn't NEED one!''
(Bouncer) Trixie is here? Where?
The audience roared with laughter. They all knew how Trixie refers to herself in the 3rd person.
The lights went off and the curtains closed.
''Thanks very much, I'm here all week!''
