Kyle saw deep blackness. Forever blackness. Then he woke up. All of his fellow classmates and Mr. Garrison were sitting in the middle of the woods. “W-what happened?” Kyle questioned.

“We're in the middle of nowhere?” Token replied.

“OH NO, WERE LOST AHHH!” Tweek said, panicking.

“Oh Hamburgers! I'm going to get grounded,” said Butters.

“We have to look around to escape,” Stan said.

“GOD DAMMIT IM IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE WITH THIS JEW BOY!” said Cartman.

“Shut your fucking mouth Cartman!” Kyle said.

Then out of nowhere a wolf got hold of Kenny in its mouth. Blood started squirting everywhere and intestines started flying everywhere. “Oh my god! They killed Kenny!”

“You Bastards!!”

“CHILDREN GET OUT OF THE WAY!” Mr.Garrison said. He pulled out a shotgun. “Yippee ki-yay mother fucker!” He shot the wolves in the face. Blood started flying everywhere. As well as wood.

“Wait a minute!” Said Bebe. “These are the wolves from MLP!”

“You mean that fucking gay ass show about ponies?” Cartman asked with the usual amount of snark.

“IT’S NOT GAY!” Said Wendy, incensed.

“Wait a minute!” said Stan “The sun is going down, We have to get some rest.”

“But where?” Said Craig.

“Up in those trees,” Stan replied.

* * *

“Mmm.... Give me more of that Crystal Meth,” Said Celestia. “Oh, I am having the greatest high right now. Guards, give me more of that sweet stuff.”

“Celestia Celestia!”

“What! I was just on the greatest high just now. Do you know how hard it is keeping on a high when you're an alicorn?!”

“Visitors are here!”

“Who Cares!? DON’T INTERRUPT ME!” Celestia said dismissively.

“Ugh! I can’t climb this tree” Cartman complained.

“Come on Fatass!” Said Stan.

“Oh no! How are we going to get down here!? Auggghh!!!” said Tweek.

“Tweek, Calm down,” said Kyle.

“Guys I'm really convinced that this is Equestria.” said Bebe.

“Oh stop it, of course, it isn’t.” said Kyle. But what if it is? We’re somewhere but I don’t know where.

“Good Night Children,” said Mr. Garrison.

Kyle was worried. My Parents Are gone and they’re probably wondering where I am.

“Where’s my little bubalee? He’s not home from school yet, It’s dinnertime.” Said Kyle’s mother.

“Sharon,I have no clue” Said Kyle’s Father.

BRIIINNNG!!

“I’ll get it!” Said Sharon. “Hello, who is it? This is Stan’s Father, yes? My son isn’t home either. Yes. Oh no. OH NO!”

“Sharon What is it!?”

“We have to go to Randy’s house!” said Sharon. They got into the car and drove off.

“I think we have problem” Said Randy

“What?”

“All of our children have not come home yet. Something happened! And we need to think of a plan. Fast.”

Kyle woke up. “Mommy, that was a weird dream.” said Kyle giggly

“IM NOT YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!” He woke up.

“Cartman!”

“What?”

“It wasn’t a dream KYLE!”

“Ugh.” Said Kyle, annoyed.

“Celestia! There are strange creatures that just appeared!” Said one of the guards.

“Ugh, why is it that there’s always some strange supernatural thing? Bring them in.” Suddenly all of the Children teleported in Celestia’s Castle. Where the Fuck Am I?
“What are you creatures” Said Celestia.

“We are humans” Said Stan. “Our names are Stan, Kyle , Cartman, Butters, Craig, Tweek, Token, Clyde, Bebe, Wendy, Mr.Garrison, And Mr.Hat.”

“Wow. Strange names.” Said Celestia.

“Hey is this place Equestria?” Said Bebe

“Yes it is” Said Celestia.

“Who the fuck are you?” said Cartman.

“Umm, we don’t typically use that kind of language here.” said Celestia, calmly,

“I said WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?” said Cartman, louder.

“NO LANGUAGE!” Yelled Celestia.

“Ok you Alcoholic Amateur Analphabet Anarchist Ape Arse Arselicker Ass Ass master Ass-kisser Ass-nugget Ass-wipe Asshole Baby Backwoodsman Balls Bandit Barbar Bastard Beavis Beginner Biest Bitch Blubber gut Bogeyman Booby Boozer Bozo Brain-fart Brainless Brainy Brontosaurus Brownie Bugger Bullock Bum Bum-fucker Butt Buttfucker Butthead Callboy Callgirl Camel Cannibal Cave man Chaavanist Chaot Chauvi Cheater Chicken Children fucker Clit Clown Cock Cock master Cock up Cockboy Cockfucker Cockroach Coky Con merchant Con-man Country bumpkin Cow Creep Creep Cretin Criminal Cunt Cunt sucker Daywalker Deathlord Derr brain Desperado Devil Dickhead Dinosaur Disguesting packet Diz brain Do-Do Dog Dogshit Donkey Drakula Dreamer Drinker Drunkard Dufus Dulles Dumbo Dummy Dumpy Fake Fanny Farmer Fart Fatso Fellow Fibber Fish Fixer FlakeFlash Harry Freak Frog Fuck Fuck face Fuck head Fuck noggin Fucker-“

"THAT IS ENOUGH!” shouted Celestia. “All of you will stay here. You will learn of the magic of friendship! Kyle, Mr.Garrison, and Mr.Hat, you all will be free, since they were civil. But everybody else will pay for your insolence.” Celestia said to Cartman, who received a series of smacks to the head.

"But... You're from My Little Pony, All of those ponies The Elements of Harmony.... you like them?" said Bebe.

"Nope, I don't care" She zapped everybody else.

Kyle just couldn’t look. Then All of his friends appeared again, but something was wrong. Very wrong. “What….. The Fuck?"

. "What the fuck you did to them?"

"I'm sending you all back," Celestia said, "And Kyle? Behave,"

All of them got teleported back to where they started. "Uh, fellas... I think something's wrong with my body," said Butters.

"HAHAHA ALL OF YOU ARE FAGGOT PONIES INCLUDING Ky- Wait, Kyle, you're not a pony," Cartman said.

"You are one too!" exclaimed Kyle.

"No, I'm no- oh horseapples." At this moment Cartman started throwing up blood. Foam started coming out of his mouth. He got sick from becoming a pony.

"Oh no, what is my mom going to say?! ARRRGHH!" Tweek said, panicking again.

"WHY AM I A FUCKING PONY!" Stan screamed.

"This is worse than the time I got in a fight." muttered Craig,

Clyde, and Bebe were now Pegasi. Tweek , Craig , Cartman and Wendy were all Unicorns. Stan and Butters were Alicorns. Tolken was a Earth Pony. All of the children were horrified, but it was going to get worse for them after this.

"I have a plan," Said Randy. "Let's go and create a time machine to go back in time and see what happened to the boys"

"But where are we going to get a time machine?" Mr.McCormick Asked.

"We can go ask the Geeks for help." Said Randy.

Back in Equestria

"Children, we have to get the hell out of this forest before we encounter more wolves. Mr.Hat is going to be scared senseless unless we get out of here. Come on, Children!" All of the kids had trouble walking at first, but then they started to get the hang of it. Whether if they liked it or not.

"I don't want to walk on all fours!" complained Clyde.

"Children get down!" whispered Mr.Garrison, all of the kids ducking down.

"What do you see?" asked Kyle.

"Talking Ponies?"

"My god it's Equestria!" yelled Bebe.

"Oh, buck." Said Cartman. "HAY! WHY CAN'T I SWEAR?!"

Author's Note

Oops Maybe I didn't Use right Grammar