South Park: Adventures in pony

AppleJack

Kenny was fucked. He had just died a while ago and he hated it.

“WHY THE FUCK IS MY LIFE LIKE THIS!” Kenny screamed in agony. But sadly, nobody could hear any word he said over the parka. He woke up in his bed, like usual and wondered where his friends were.

He cried inside the parka.

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Kyle was sweating, he had never been so scared in his life. What If his parents found out that his friends were ponies?

What was he going to do do?

“Cartman, why do you look so sick?” Kyle asked.

“BECAUSE I’M A BUCKING PONY!” Cartman Yelled

“We should keep moving” Said Mr.Garrison, worried.

“You’re right!” said Wendy

And all of those ponies or Humans went off to find something elese.

“God damn where are those kids!” Yelled Randy. “I don’t know Randy, Maybe we’re not even in the right place,” Said Stans mom.

“I think that little Kenny bastard isn’t here,” said Kyle’s dad.

“Why is that?” Said Butter’s dad. “I just have a feeling that he isn’t here,”

“EVERYBODY! We Have to keep looking!” Yelled Randy

“I’m still getting a feel for these new legs,” said Butters.

“Don’t talk about that,” said Clyde.

“Why not?”

“It’s weird- I don’t know,”

“Why are you complaining?” Asked Bebe

“We’re FUCKING PONIES IN A DIFFERENT DIMENSION!” Said Craig.

“Maybe It’s a different planet,” said Stan.

“OH MY GOD! LOOK! IT’S A FARM!” said Stan.

Ahead of all of the children, was a farm. But somewhere near it there was an orange pony. The orange pony was using it’s hind legs to get off apples from the apple trees. They were looking at it and it looked at them.

“Oh wow there’s a lot of y’al-“ said the Orange pony.

“Oh my Celestia,” said the orange pony.

“Theres a new critter i’ve never seen before. What is that critter?” as she asked Stan.

“Ummmm..” he stuttered “A.a Human, I’m one of them two!” He put his hoof on Kyle. Kyle flinched.

“What are y’all names?” asked the orange pony.

“Stan,Kyle,Cartman,Butters,Tweek,Craig,Token,Cylde,Wendy,Bebe and Mr.Garrison.” said Token.

“Wow y’all have weird names,” said the Orange pony.

“What’s yours?” asked Clyde.

“My name’s AppleJack,” said AppleJack.

“So what is this place?” Asked Stan.

“It’s an apple farm,” said Apple Jack

“An apple farm!? How do you get those apples?” asked Butters.

“I Buck um!” said AppleJack happily.

“You mean, stick your big vagina into the tree’s penis until it gives you apples?” asked Carman.

“excuse me?” said AppleJack.

“I use my hind legs to get the apples out of the tree. Wanna try?”

“Sure,” said Wendy.

She put up her hind legs and hit the tree and hit it. Apples came flying off in all directions.

“Where is everything else?” asked Mr.Garrison.

“What are you talking about?” asked AppleJack.

“Cows,Chickens,Sheep, Meat,”said Mr.Garrison.

“Meat is illegal,” said AppleJack

“OH NO! MEAT IS ILLEGAL ARRRUGGH!” said Tweek.

“Ha what a bitch,” said Mr.Garrison sarcastically.

Suddenly, AppleJack came running towards Mr.Garrison with her two hind legs,

“YOU STUPID NEEDLE IN A HAYSTACK!” she yelled at Mr.Garrison.

Everybody stood there in shock.

“Woah, holy shit bitch!” yelled Kyle.

Suddenly, The same thing happened to Kyle.

Something clicked in Stan’s mind. An anger began sweeping towards him fast.

“No, no NO!” yelled Stan.

Stan ran over and started punching AppleJack.

“YOU FUCKING FAGGOT YOU HURT PEOPLE FOR WORDS YOU STUPID NIGGER!” and started punching AppleJack until she was knocked out.

“Woah, Stan I’m fine, let’s go!” yelled Kyle

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