What Happens When You Blaze It

by Alemandom04

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Comedy, Spike, Random, Discord, Main 6
Length: 1209

Shit happens...

Twilight finds Spike smoking some weed. She gets some and gets her friends to smoke some weak ass shit. Discord get them better stuff.

Me and GunsRGreat Made this story. You should go check him out. His stories are pretty cool.

Published 2016-08-22 14:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-08-22 14:50:01 UTC

What The Fuck Just Happened

It was a beautiful day outside to get some trip on. Everyone was happy in their homes. But Twilight wanted to just be fucking lazy so she played GTA 5 all day. She picked the saddest ending. Ending B. Killing Michael. But she didn't give any fucks whatsoever. So she decided she wanted to go on a trip or something.

She went upstairs and smelled something from spikes room. It smelled weird. He was probably just doing stuff to himself and breathing fire while doing it but something felt wrong. So she busted the door open. She stared at the sight.

"What the fuck knock you bitch!" Said Spike.

"What are you doing!" She took a few steps forward.

"Whoa whoa man! Chill the fuck out! Just don't tell-" Spike said.

"Your not sharing! What the shit spike!" She looked angrily at him. "Sharing is caring you ass."

"Well... do you want to smoke the biggest blunt you'll ever smoke?" She hesitated a little but gave in.

"Fuck yeah! Give me some of that shit." She got one of her books and tore out a page. She sprinkled- no she piled the weed on. She wrapped it up and lit it.

"Ahhh... this is better than... friendship." She then realized what she said. "Nope, I lied. This is nowhere near better than friendship." "This is... some weak ass shit spike. Where'd you get this stuff?!" Spike shook his head.

"No man. Just enjoy it. It's the best we got." He took in some more weed.

"Well, you enjoy your weak ass shit Spike. Lemme go get the Elements of Harmony. Wait? Where are they anyway?" She looked around.

"Remember? Last week you sold them for five fucking bits! You could've sold it for hundreds! Those are made of real gems and real gold!" She thought and remembered.

"Let me... gather up the rest of the gang. Maybe they'll want some of your 'good stuff'."

She teleported away and got Fluttershy.

"Come on. Were gonna get high! It'll be fun." Fluttershy squeaked.

She teleported her anyway. She did the same to the rest of her friends except for Rainbow Dash.

"What the fuck! Don' do any magic without out permission!" Yelled Applejack.

"Shut up and take this!" She shoved a blunt into their mouths. They were all scared but chilled.

"Whoa man. This is some weak ass shit you got here." Said Fluttershy.

"Told ya' Spike." Twilight coughed as she took in some more weed.

"Wait a minute? Rainbow Dash isn't here. We should *Cough* *Cough* Get her." Said Twilight. She teleported them away to Rainbow's house.

Rainbow Dash was smoking as well. Twilight snatched that shit out of her mouth. She let everyone try it.

"What? Why do you have this weak stuff. A proper lady would get some strong stuff. And a lot of it." She coughed.

Suddenly the house, uh... cloud thing shook. Then from the bathroom they heard "HOWDY HO!" It was Discord. He was covered in shit and piss. He smelled of weed. Strong weed too.

"Holy fuck if it isn't the Elements of Fuckery!" He pulled out a 3-pound bag of weed. He took out 8 paper towels and filled them with weed. "Now this is the strongest stuff I can get ya'." He lit the tips of the blunts simultaneously.

"Whoa dudes. Now this is some strong ass shit. *Cough* *Cough*." Pinkie Pie said.

"Now this is better than friendship. Nope... I lied. It's Iten fucking times better!" Said Twilight.

"Mom? Dad? Want some weed?" Rainbow Dash held out her hooves like some crazy motherfucker.

"If this wasn't trippy enough, were gonna go on a magic carpet. Hop aboard!" Everyone tumbled onto the floating carpet. "Off we go!" It took off at the speed of sound in less than a second.

"Wow. I never realized how many states there were." Said Spike.

They were flying through state capitals. They flew over Springfield and saw yellow people.

"AHH!!! What the fuck are those things!" Yelled Rarity.

"Hey! Were not things! We have... uh... do we have souls?" Said a dumb sounding voice.

"Whatever! Take this this you ass wipes." Discord threw a bomb.

"Hello welcome to Moe's, how may I help-" The bomb landed on his bar.

"I fucking hate my job." He said.

They took off again. But this time crashing into Celestia's castle.

"What the fuck-oh hello Twilight." She looked at Twilight and her friends. "Did you... learn anything today?"

"Yes in fact I did." She cleared her throat. "Dear Princess Celestia *Cough* *Cough* Today I learned that sharing is caring. No matter what it is. Or who your sharing it with!" She looked over at Spike.

"Fuck it! Just take this!" Discord made a huge blunt appear in Celestia's mouth.

` "What are you-ahhhh." She sighed.

2 Minutes Later

"HEY LUNA! GET YO’ ASS OVAH HERE AND TRY SOME OF DIS STUFF!" She said in a Jamaican accent. Why jamaican? Because it makes it fucking hilarious.

"What is this-" She was interrupted by a blunt getting stuck into her mouth.

"Ahhh. This is some strong shit you get here." Luna said in a Jamaican accent.

They took off again. They were going through the state capitals again. This time crashing into the Cincinnati Zoo. Why this zoo? You'll see.

"Here we are. I'm here to see a monkey friend." Said Discord.

"Wait? You don't mean..." Twilight couldn't finish her sentence.

Suddenly Harambe jumps out of his cage and lands on the carpet. The whole thing shook. The carpet started moving again.

"Well I didn't tell you who." Discord said. He wrapped up some more weed.

"Wait? *Cough* If you're here... then who's driving?" She looked at the front.

` "Dude! Why’d you let the monkey drive?" Said Twilight.

"Cuz it looks cool!" Said Discord.

Rainbow Dash pulled out this picture.

"Dude that's not a monkey. It's a gorilla... or am I wrong. I dunno I'm trippin." Said Fluttershy.

"i’m trippin’ balls man! Whatever those are, Twilight do horses have testicles?" Asked Spike.

"The hell should I know I’m a goddamn Princess not a scientist!" Twilight yelled.

"YOU ARE A FUCKING SCIENTIST, you hussy!" Yelled Spike.

"Let's go back to my place and have a party." She fell down.

"Yeah let's go!" Yelled Discord.

They flew back to the tree. Everything went black.

The Next Day

Spike woke up and scratched his head. "What... the fuck happened?"

Spike got up and looked around. There was blood. Then he remembered. They were partying and all of a sudden Discord got horny. He decided to fuck the Mane Six. He ripped their bodies in half when he was thrusting. He got hungry and just ate their carcasses.

Spike couldn't believe it. He couldn't believe. He was a part of it. Discord got the Mane six pregnant while killing them and eating their dead bodies.

Spike looked down and his bottom half was covered in blood.

The End

Author's Note

Hey guys I'm really sorry. For real I don't know what came out of my mind.

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