Rariquest: The Quest for More Money

Toast. Now you just need to remember how to convert bread into toast, as that is a loaf of bread, not a loaf of toast. A pre-made loaf of toast would be pretty fabulous though.

>Put toaster on top of the bread

>Put bread in toaster

>Eat the bread untoasted

>Try something else which requires less assembly in the fridge

>Give up on breakfast and go back to your room.