Rariquest: The Quest for More Money

You put the bread in the toaster. Nothing happens. Just as you are about to break down in despair you remember you're also supposed to push down the little push-down thingy on the side, so you do so. The toaster then eats your bread and glows with satisfaction. Your burst into tears, crying at the loss of your breakfast, but then toast pops out of the toaster. Huh. You eat the toast, it is most crunchy and delicious. As the calories power your mind you realize how dumb you were for forgetting how to toast works.

>Reassess the kitchen with embarrassment