Royal Pains

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As Twilight woke up in the morning, she was still seething at what she was put through last night. That man had been the worst guy she'd met.

“Honourable, respected, PFFT yeah right!” Twilight thought to herself, as she stormed down her winding stare case in her castle. Twilight made her way to the door to her castle and much to her surprise, when she opened the door it was Celestia and Luna smiling at her.

“Hello Twilight, how was he.” Celestia inquired, generally interested in her students night.

“Was he well endowed?” Luna added cheekily, earning an annoyed glare from Celestia.

“Let me see, how was that dreamy knight you set me up with.” Twilight started sarcastically “HE WAS TERRIBLE, I WOULD OF RATHER FACED ETERNAL TORMENT IN TARTARUS, THEN GO ON THAT POINTLESS DATE, WITH SUCH A NARCISSISTIC, EGOTISTICAL, SHINNING ARMOUR, WANNABE.” Twilights voice boomed filled with venom, as her hair turned fiery red, her skin colour started to glow fiery white, and her eyes changed from purple to red.

“Twilight, I'm so sorry, I set you up with such a man.” Celestia tried to say straight faced, holding back a chuckle at her old students temper, which she had not seen since Twilight was not a princess and found out how strange, unexplainable, and alien Pinkie sense was.

“Did you at least let him ravish you, Twilight?” Luna inquired.

“NO! AND EVEN IF HE DID, WHY WOULD I TELL YOU!” Twilight replied both embarrassed and angry.

Luna laughed at Twilights reaction.

“Oh well I guess the next suitor we have for you will be the lucky person, to have the honour of popping the cherry of a princess.” Luna said with a grin, waiting for Twilights second explosion of anger.

“WHAT!? YOU HAVE ORGANISED ANOTHER DATE FOR ME! YOU KNEW THAT HE AND I WERE NOT COMPATIBLE!” Twilight shouted, using the royal Canterlot voice she did not know she could use.

“Why yes Twilight, other then me knowing everything that happens under my nose, I had hoped he was compatible. Though as I watched your date unfold, I knew you weren’t. Besides Luna picked this one out, just for you. He is a young prince named Zephyr he's a handsome prince too, and known throughout his country, as the kind hearted prince.”

“I also took the time to ask him what his endowment was, it's exactly the same length and girth as in your dream, Twilight. He's kind, well hung, and definitely prince charming.” Luna added with a proud tone.

“THEN WHY DON'T YOU DATE HIM!?” Twilight shouted embarrassed, then a devious plan entered her mind. “Why don't you date him? You're a genius Twilight!” She thought before replying to Celestia and Luna in a calmer tone, returning to her normal dishevelled self. “Actually he does sound pretty interesting.” Twilight purred cunningly.

“Twilight are you feeling alright.” Luna asked, perplexed with Twilights new attitude.

“Oh yes Luna, I'm perfectly fine.” Twilight purred slyly

“Okay… Twilight are you sure your alright?” Luna inquired again.

“Yes Luna, I'm fine I better start making preparations for my re-date. You better go and tend to your duties, you are very busy princesses, and I have to contact rarity to make a new dress for me.” Twilight stated unnervingly Calm, before shutting the door.

Luna and Celestia were slightly on edge with Twilights new tone. She was unlike this normally she had been easily stressed, with unfamiliar circumstances, but this time she was different. She was calm.

Luna and Celestia were perplexed, as they made their way back to Canterlot.

“What was that all about?” Luna asked Celestia.

“I think she is finally opening up to the thought of finding a mate to be with, maybe she finally figured out the reason we want her to be in a Relationship. I may have taught Twilight, but unfortunately I don't know what she is thinking.” Celestia Reasoned to herself, while replying to Luna.

“She wouldn't be plotting revenge, would she?” Luna replied with another question.

“Twilight, Devious? Never, it's not in her personality. She has always respected us, and followed our instruction.” Celestia replied with disbelief, she knew her student well, she thought of her like a daughter she never had. Celestia would easily fight an army of demons to save her if she needed saving, and if Twilight were to be hurt.

She would vow to kill the creature that did it. Considering the fact that when she heard of Twilight and her friends being attacked by a cockatrice, she was so enraged, she wanted to burn the entire Everfree down. Decimating everything in it.

“yeah, I guess your right, Tia. Twilight would never be so cynical.” Luna reasoned to herself.

However what the two sisters failed to realise, was that Twilight had been planning to do that exact thing. She had written a letter to Cadence and Shinning Armour, asking them to visit her.

After she had sent the letter off, she started busying herself with getting ready. Twilight had contacted Rarity and Apple Jack, to help her to get ready for a date, with a prince, who was to arrive at 6:00pm, whisking her off to a romantic setting, where they would enjoy food and drink befit for kings and queens.

As the time struck 6, he was there with military precision, not a second, nor even a milli second late. A knock reached Twilights ears, and as she opened the door, she saw a stunning man with confident golden eyes, which Twilight could not help, but lose herself in. He had a fare skin tone, honey blond hair, and a chiselled jaw line.

Twilight could only sum him up in one word, dreamy. Luna was not wrong he was definitely Handsome. Twilight felt comfortable around him, and she admired his timing and organisation skills. This comfort around a man was a strange feeling to Twilight, but she welcomed it.

While Twilight was lost in admiration of this charming and handsome man. He bent down and kissed her hand gingerly, then bowed before her, with the utmost respect.

“You must be Twilight. Its a pleasure to make your acquaintance.” Zephyr stated respectfully.

“Th… a… t is… ah… me...” Twilight struggled to say, overcome with nerves, trying her hardest to hide her flushed cheeks. “Good on you Twilight, he is your type and you just made a fool of yourself, good job.” Twilight chastised to herself, in an undertone.

As the two left, Twilight actually looked forward to the night she would spend with this handsome prince. When they made it to the place they were going to have tea, he got out first, handed her his hand, helped her out of the carriage, and led her to the table, where he seated her down gently, polished her knife and fork, before ordering.

The date was going well, and Twilight began to like him a lot. She was already planning the next date with him, she was still lost in his gaze, and she had become very comfortable talking with him.

“Zephyr, what is your country like?” Twilight Inquired.

“Well Twilight, its a lovely place full of beautiful forests, beaches, and waterfalls. You will have to come with me sometime, I'll show you around.” Zephyr Replied

Zephyr had been enjoying the company of Twilight, he really liked her, he could not resist her brilliant amethyst coloured eyes, her pleasant smile and the spark of confidence about her.

He could of spent the whole night talking to her, she was so interesting, so full of knowledge, so organised and polite. Twilight was better then all of his previous suitors. Especially that girl named sapphire sky.

“How about tomorrow, I visit your country?” Twilight stated “What are you doing Twilight, why did you just say you wanted to go with him back to his country.” Twilight thought to herself.

“Tha- Zephyr I found you.” Another females voice shot through Zephyrs reply.

“Not her, anyone but her.” Zephyr thought to himself, fearfully.

Zephyr hesitated before he turned around. His heart skipped, and his face turned pale, as if saw ghost. “Sapphire, what are you doing here!?” Zephyr shouted, shocked.

“to collect you my...” Sapphire trailed off. “Who is she.” Sapphire spat,.

“I happen to be his date, and you are?” Twilight stated, slightly perturbed at the sudden intrusion.

“I happen, to be his Girlfriend!” Sapphire stated with venom, glaring murderously at Twilight.

“Oh really?” Twilight replied, shooting daggers at Zephyr.

“Well this is just great, I have been busted.” Zephyr thought to himself, as he tried to sneak out of the establishment, but was  halted by a magenta aura surrounding him.

"Where exactly, do you think you are going. Is she telling me the truth." Twilight chastised, she wanted answers.

"You see the thing is we're kinda together still" Zephyr anxiously stated,

"I cant believe you, you were nothing like I expected, I should of known it was too good to be true." Twilight stated to no one in particular. before she dropped Zephyr with a satisfying thud, and walked out.