Zaragoth, frightened Gealachian that he is, had an accident at his computer one night after reading some private no no papers and has magically been teleported in possibly the most unpleasant way possible to the bright land of Equestria. Conveniently, he has been dropped there within trotting distance of a pleasant little hamlet. Join him on his journey to return home! And so he can delete the no no papers from his computer before he gets executed for them. They seem to take quite some time when it's a private paper however, guess it isn't very high on the priorities list.

What a wonderful place.