There Is No Story

I am Princess Twilight Sparkle. This may seem like a story, but it's not. So you can just get along with your life and pretend this never happened.

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Why are you still here? I told you, there is no story!

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There's nothing to see here.

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You know you could do something productive right now. Staring at a blank page isn't really accomplishing anything

Shoo!

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Go away, you're not welcomed here!

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You need to leave. It's not safe here.

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If you don't leave now, they're going to come! Celestia is going to kill me if they do!

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I'm not going to let thousands of years guarding books and stories to a stubborn reader! You better leave if you want to live!

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Oh no, they're here! Look what you've done, foolish mortal! Tiny, shiny white sparks start flying in the air. Soon they fill up the space. You gaze at the sparks in amazement and try to reach out to touch them.

Don't touch those! They may seem harmless at sight but they can take you're life away! If I fail to protect this from them, I'm going to die! Since you started this mess, you have to clean it up!

Golden sparks start to join the white sparks. It soon becomes too blinding to look at.

Not the second wave! Quick, you have to go on a journey to find the following items to stop[ them from destroying all existence! Do you accept?

No

Yes