There Is No Story

by Sparkletop Rainbows

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Second Person
Length: 2006

I am Princess Twilight Sparkle, Princess Of Friendship and Guardian of Books and Stories. I'm assuming you're here for a story. Well guess what, THERE IS NO STORY!

I am Princess Twilight Sparkle, Princess Of Friendship and Guardian of Books And Stories. I'm assuming you're here for a story. Well guess what, THERE IS NO STORY!

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Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-08-23 20:11:02 UTC

There Is No Story

Now everybody is going to die because of you! The blinding light causes you to close your eyes and look away. Soon, everyone in the universe dies, including you.

The End.

Start again?

There Is No Story

Wrong! And since you have failed that question, I shall now send you throw a black portal to Twilight. She deserves it after she abandoned me. Such a shame that she failed her duty, I wonder what Celestia will do to her when she finds out.

Discord snaps his claws, and a black hole appears at the bottom on the floor in your place.

The End

Start again?

There Is No Story

Correct! Last question, who is this?

Clear Skies

Crystal Clouds

There Is No Story

Wrong! And since you have failed that question, I shall now send you throw a black portal to Twilight. She deserves it after she abandoned me. Such a shame that she failed her duty, I wonder what Celestia will do to her when she finds out.

Discord snaps his claws, and a black hole appears at the bottom on the floor in your place.

The End

Start again?

There Is No Story

Wrong! And since you have failed that question, I shall now send you throw a black portal to Twilight. She deserves it after she abandoned me. Such a shame that she failed her duty, I wonder what Celestia will do to her when she finds out.

Discord snaps his claws, and a black hole appears at the bottom on the floor in your place.

The End

Start again?

There Is No Story

A blueberry?! A bucking blueberry?! You fling it at the door as hard as you can. When the blueberry hit the door, it opened, revealing access inside. You stare in shock wondering how such a thing could happen. But you don't have time to ponder about it now, the carbs could be coming any minute now.

You and the girl step inside. It was smelly and musty. You search for the room where the boats were being held. After a few minutes of exploring, you finally found a room titled, "Boats", in a very ugly writing.

There was no door to the room, so you stepped inside. There were a few boats so you picked one of them. You and the girl dragged the boat off the ship and into the water.

The girl climbs inside. You push the boat away a few feet. You hear raspy voices coming out from behind you.

"They're gitten away!"

The crabs stumbled out into view. They were running toward you. Knowing that you had to act fast, you jumped into the boat with the girl. The crabs approached the end of the shore as you slowly floated away.

"Crabby crabkins, they got away!" One of the crabs whined. Their voices faded once you were out in the ocean. But now there's just one more problem: you're stranded in the water.Before doing anything else, you laid yourself in a comfortable position. Your eyelids grew heavy and soon you were fast asleep. The girl smiled and she covered you in a blanket, hiding you completely.

...

You opened your eyes at the crack of dawn. You heard some movement, and saw that the little girl, still sleeping, had been lifted off off the boat and onto a bigger ship with more hairless apes. You were far, far away before you could say anything. You'll miss her, but at least she's with her own kind now. Except there's still one problem: you're still stranded in ocean. All alone. Your eyes move all around as you get up, the blanket sliding off your back. You spotted dirt scattered across the boat. Dirt! You quickly scooped it up and poured into you pouch. You were finally going to be saved!

You gladly step through the portal.

This time you're falling. Everything is dark around you and you can't see anything. You scream as you hit the floor. You're pretty sure all the bones in your body are broken. It's pitch black everywhere. So much for being saved. You look at your list. Your next item is glitter. This is just perfect. How are you going to find glitter in a black void?

You sigh. You better start looking around. Everywhere you walk is dark., you can't make out anything. Suddenly you see a blinding light. Without a second thought, you run towards it, happy that you could at least see something in all the darkness. You close your eyes as you are embraced by the light.

When you open your eyes, you find that you are in a beautiful meadow. Tiny, little lights dance around you. They seeing a beautiful song that you can't help but follow. As they keep singing, you find yourself unable to move and follow their commands. Suddenly, you feel a leafy army jerking you away. You cry out, trying to escape and listen to the music again.

"Don't listen to it, they'll control you," a voice came. You stopped what you were doing and looked inferont of you. There was a small pumpkin with stubby arms and legs. "They're fairies. They may seem nice and pretty at first, but soon they'll control you and eat you."

There is a weird-looking talking pumpkin right in front of you. What do you do?

Run away

Stay

There Is No Story

You walk outside of the colony of pumpkins after declining to get rid of the fairies. It was too dangerous, and you're sure you can find another way to get glitter.

As you're distracted by your thoughts, you didn't notice that you walked right into a group of fairies. You were entranced by their song and followed them to their home, where you'll be cut into pieces and eaten.

The End.

Start again?

There Is No Story

Correct! Next question: who is everybody's favorite  draconequus and almighty ruler of all the galaxies?

You stare at Discord with a bemused look.

Oh, alright, I was just messin' with you! Which OC is white as snow and is a filly?

Snowdrop

Snowflake

There Is No Story

I am Princess Twilight Sparkle. This may seem like a story, but it's not. So you can just get along with your life and pretend this never happened.

...

Why are you still here? I told you, there is no story!

...

There's nothing to see here.

...

You know you could do something productive right now. Staring at a blank page isn't really accomplishing anything

Shoo!

...

Go away, you're not welcomed here!

...

You need to leave. It's not safe here.

...

If you don't leave now, they're going to come! Celestia is going to kill me if they do!

...

I'm not going to let thousands of years guarding books and stories to a stubborn reader! You better leave if you want to live!

...

Oh no, they're here! Look what you've done, foolish mortal! Tiny, shiny white sparks start flying in the air. Soon they fill up the space. You gaze at the sparks in amazement and try to reach out to touch them.

Don't touch those! They may seem harmless at sight but they can take you're life away! If I fail to protect this from them, I'm going to die! Since you started this mess, you have to clean it up!

Golden sparks start to join the white sparks. It soon becomes too blinding to look at.

Not the second wave! Quick, you have to go on a journey to find the following items to stop[ them from destroying all existence! Do you accept?

No

Yes

There Is No Story

Find these items on this list and get back here when you're done! I did not give up my life to be an immortal goddess and spend all eternity to guard books and stories for nothing!

List:

Cloud

Dirt

Glitter

Rose petal

Pinkie Pie

Twilight gives a magic pouch that you take in your hand. Go now, before they see you! You can store your items in the pouch. Remember that when you've found an item, a portal will open up for you to find the next!

Twilight pushes you into a swirling blue and yellow portal.

...

You wake up on the floor. As you slowly open your eyes, you see a checkered black and white floor stretch across you.

Hello, little human. What are you doing in my realm of chaos?

"Discord!" You say.

Ah, it seems that you know my name, welcome to The Realm Of Chaos. It must have been Twilight who told you my name, considering she, Celestia, Luna, and I are the only ones who own their own worlds. It seems that you must have visited Twilight's world of Books and Stories. The poor mare refuses to believe she is all alone in her world. I used to visit her until we had that little argument. Now, back to the subject, what is this little paper she gave you? Discord snaps his claws, and the piece of paper magically appears in his claw.

So now you wish to have one of my clouds, don't you? Well I'll let you know that even as a reformed villain, I still have a challenge. If you answer my three questions correctly, you may have one of my clouds. Are you ready?

You nod your head.

Alright, question number one: what type of disease did I claim contagious in season four?

Blue fever

Blue flu

There Is No Story

Correct! It seems like you are the first pony to answer my questions right in a million years! They were too easy anyways, I don't have many guests who visit my world. It kind of gets lonely in here, Celestia and Luna st[/color]ill haven't forgiven me for what I've done, and Twilight, my only friend, abandoned me... But it doesn't matter! Who even cares? Pretend you didn't hear that, I'm not lonely, I am the the greatest lord of chaos there ever was! Anyways, here's your cloud.

Discord snapped his claws and a cotton candy cloud magically appeared next to you in the air. You put in your pouch, and surprisingly, it went in.

A portal appeared on your other side. As you step into it, you didn't notice Discord frowning as you leave.

You fall face first into a pool of water. You wipe it off your face and stand up. The water comes to you knees as you spot land ahead. You make your way to it to find out it was a small island. You scratch your head and wonder how you're going to find dirt when you're trapped on an island in the middle of nowhere.

Suddenly, you spot a ship coming towards you. You flap you hands up and down, trying to get their attention. Luckily, the ship as spotted you and approached the island. A tiny crab wearing an eye patch and a captains hat crawls to you.

But the crab stops right in front of you and yells, "take 'em hostage, boys!"

Suddenly, you are caught in a net. The net is being pulled by crabs who you assumed were the ship's crew. "We're gonna live! It's been ages since we've found food, and this lil' one's gonna feed us 'till winter!"

You star in horror as you realize that the tiny crabs are going eat you. You finally get hauled onto the ship and shoved into a small room. The crabs cackle with joy once they've locked you inside.

You slump against the door, wondering how you'll find dirt while you're being held hostage by tiny crabs. Just as you're about to give up, you spot a tiny window that's open. It's a little small, but you could be able to squeeze through it.

Escape through the window

Stay put