Understanding Confusion

"Nice view..." I muttered to myself "...Of nothing." I was just outside a hut. Trying to pass the time by enjoying some scenery. Where is this place? I know Zecora told me that I was in the Everfree Forest, wherever that was. But I need to know where the Everfree is. Let's just revise the facts that I know, since I do not know much. So, I am in a hut in the Everfree which is considered a dangerous place. the forest is near a town known as Ponyville (creative name) which is where Zecora is now.

Next step: Analise the facts. If the Everfree is so dangerous with its Poison Jokes, Hydras, and who-know-what-is-in-there. Then why does Zecora live in the middle of this hazardous madness?! wouldn't it be more reasonable if she lived in Ponyville? And I will not take herbs an excuse. She said Ponyville is close to the fo -

*TAB**TAB**TAB*

"Ouch!" The bunny just kicked me? "Ok, if you wanted my attention you could've just tapped gently. ya know, like normal bunnies are supposed to be!"

It just stared giving me the eyes. Ok. let's try to be diplomatic here "What do you want anyways? Go on. Shoo! Shoo- OUCH!"

It just kikced me again! Then kept staring as if expecting me to say something. Maybe it wants to know who am I? "If you're expecting some identification then you won't find it here. you see, I don't know my name...nor anything else."

It looked somewhat satisfied with my answer. Why is this rabbit so...so...not normal? then again the term 'normal' isn't fully understo-

"ANGEL!" somepony was shouting, quite quietly. I don't even know the point of shouting if nopony is gonna hear it. Wait...Where did that not normal bunny go? Never mind that, who was shouting? And what were they doing in the Everfree? *mental-facehoof* Of course they were searching for that 'Angel'.

"Oh, there you are Angel." the voice spoke again "Don't run off like that again. You made mommy scared."

The voice was getting further. The last thing I heard was something about playing with potions...Wait, what?!

I was inspecting some freaky looking masks. Zecora says they say 'welcome' or something. I hear trotting and turn to see that Zecora was back.

"How was your day?" I ask.

"Pretty good was my day. I met a friend on the way" She rhymed. I gotta admit, that was pretty cool.

"Umm, Zecora. I was thinking. Where is this Ponyville? I mean it's cozy in here and all, but I need to find my own way around."

"If you want, I can walk you there indeed. But you're wounded and care is what you need"

"Nah, don't worry about me, I feel great now thanks to you." I said "Oh, and before I forget, can I have one of those masks?"

I just said goodbye to Zecora and was now walking the streets of Ponyville. "Time to make friends" I said to myself. I put the mask on and walked confident that it'll do it's job of saying hi. I hear whispers at random places. Probably talking about the news or the latest gossip. Why is everypony staring at me? I sit on a bench and just wait. where will I get a place to stay? where will I get a job? Newspaper of course! I look around for somepony selling newspapers. As soon as I look at the guy he closes up immediately. Strange. What's up with everypony? Wait...Where is everypony?

"Talk about epic failure"

I make my way to the edge of the forst, but this is not the way I came out of. Where am I? I hear some birds. I turn around to see a cottage. Might as well ask for directions. I knock and I hear nothing. Maybe they didn't hear me due to the racket that is going on. I try again a little harder this time. Nothing. Ok, definitely not home. I turn to leave and I see a familiar face.

"You!"

*KICK*

"Ow!Ow!Ow! You little...COME HERE!" I began to chase the dreaded rodent. "YOU CANNOT GET AWAY FROM ME!"

(LISTEN TO THIS)

"I SHALL GET MY REVENGE RODENT!!"

I chased him a long way until I faceplanted on the mud puddle.

*KICK*

"OUCH! WILL YOU STOP THAT?!"

Next stop was the Chickens' coop. We ran through it only to lose track of the bunny and get a chicken on my head.

"Get off, this is no nest!" it got off only to be replace by an egg, and another, and another. I searched the place for the attacker to see that the rabbit was on top of the coop with an arsenal of eggs.

"YOU'LL PAY FOR THI-" I was silenced by another egg to the face. "That's it." I wiped my face "You're dead." I jumped to grab it only for it to get away and fall on my behind. Where did it-

*KICK*

"OW! HOW DID YOU GET THERE SO FAST?! NO, WAIT, COME BACK SO I CAN PUMMEL YOU!!!"

The chase continued with me covered with feathers that are held in place with eggs and mud. In short: I was a mess.

(STOP THE MUSIC)

"Angel! why running so fast?" The yellow mare then looked at me "eep"...Silence.

"Quite an ironic name for your bunny miss." I simply said trying to be as polite as possible.

"............."

"Huh?"

"........ ........."

"Umm, okay. I'll just be on my way then. I'll use your watering hose to clean up if you don't mind."

She shook her head, and I proceeded to get cleaned up.

"Cold!" I whimpered "So cold!" As I was washing I began to think about why would one pony want to get in the mess of taking care of so many animals.

I haven't noticed but the yellow Pegasus was gone now.

"Whoa, how quiet can you get? I bet she'll make an excellent spy."

Looking around I saw her watching me from her window, the window that was quickly closed with a barely audible "eep"

"Better not bother her anymore"

I trotted out of her property, then I remembered something..."The mask!"