“My name is Octavia, a young cello player in my high school years. I’m very much into classical music and I hope to graduate with full honors.”
“What’s up! I’m Vinyl Scratch but you can call me DJ Pon3! I’m a cool high school student who’s looking to have fun, play some wubs, and get a little tail action!”
“My father recently has been dating this… DJ which baffles me! He’s a famous cello player with class and style and he’s now interested in this… deviant. I mean she’s nice, granted, but a bit too wild.”
“So my mom, who is totally this kick flank DJ, is dating this cello player from uptown and she’s really into him. Haven’t seen her this happy since the divorce with my old man. And yeah, he’s okay I guess. Boring music tastes, but okay.”
“So she has this daughter who goes to my school…”
“So he has this daughter that goes to my school…”
“… and she’s a total animal.”
“… and she’s okay, if you don’t mind her being uptight all the time.”
“But I’m not worried, I’m sure my father and this mare will just end up breaking up at some point and everything will go back to normal.”
“So he totally like proposed to my mom and now I get a new dad and a sister! This is gonna be sweet!”