How To Win A Winny One <3

by xx_fxk_its_ells_xx

Rating: mature
Tags: Mystery, Slice of Life, Drama, Comedy, Romance
Length: 289

AJ , a classic farm pony has the hots for uptown Rarity , But does rarity feel the same ? :ajsmug:

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-08-25 02:17:43 UTC

Learning You Bitch

The Sky was blue

The grass was turning yellow because of the suns reflection

3PM in the after noon and it was hot

The mane six were trotting into town. they were all chatting until RD said

"Any pony kissed ...pfftt a... *giggle* mare?"

"OH OH OH OH HOH OHH ," Pinkie said with her high pitched voice " that has just reminded me of when I first got a computer! " she stops and waits for a moment  until bursting out a song " I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT , THE TASTE OF HER CHERRY CHAPSTICK"

Everypony giggle , Everybody except Rarity.

"Uh lesbians are so uncouth ! " Rarity bolts , startling everyone .

Apple Jack has liked the white pony for quite some time now . She fallen for her around six days ago when they had a sleepover . Rarity Brushed the orange pony's' hair that night and AJ blushed so much she actually passed out . Now , when rarity said those four words , her hear wash crushed . like a grape (TANGLED REFERENCE)

"Why are they?" said Twilight taken great offence since her and  Flutter shy got together.

"Walking around kissing , touching each others thing-a-ma-bobs! and f-" Rarity Got inturupted by RD

"That's what all couple do you dong head "

"Plus we don't touch each other in public anyway so whats the problem huh? are me and flutter shy to lessie for ya ? we are such big dyke lesbos now ! FUCK YOU RARITY!" Twi shouts in anger running home. All the mares look at rarity . pinkie , dash and flutter all walked off, mumbiling . All who was left was AJ.