"Welcome to PARaDiSE! The world's greatest tropical resort! There's something for everyone on our little island of joy, so enjoy yourselves to the fullest in every aspect of the phrase!"

"Enjoy three gourmet meals everyday, made with only the freshest and most top quality ingredients, and cooked by our crew of Autochefs!"

"There's always something to do in PARaDiSE! From minigolf to dancing, hang-gliding to yoga, rock climbing to, of course, swimming, everything you could possibly imagine is here!"

"Feeling thirsty? Throughout the resort are drink stations manned 24/7 and stocked with every beverage you can think of, and even some you can't! If you're in a indulgent mood, fear not! The stations' Autotenders can procure whatever poison strikes your fancy!"

"Love is in the air! Wether close friends or complete strangers, jump into their beds and enjoy yourself! Or, if the moment comes out in the open, out in the open is fine too!"

"All this and more await you in PARaDiSE! Come join us and experience a wonder unlike you've ever known before! Hope to see you soon!"

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