Railway Thrills (& Spills)
In the beginning (oh boy)
It was a normal day in equestria the sun was shining and the birds were singing every thing was going fine.Though normal for ponyville means an abnormal day for us what was wrong today you ask well...
“What do you mean the trains not running today” asked a mare with coat of white and mane of purple.This mare was named Rarity she was the fashion designer in ponyville.
“Sorry mam the engines busted won’t be moving for a for while” said the stationmaster with a glum look on his face.The engine had gotten damaged when a group of timber wolves ran through town.
“Oh ponyfeathers how am i going to get to canterlot now” she thought to herself.Without the train she couldn’t send her dresses to other towns and clients couldn’t get to her.She walked away towards her friend Twilight's castle hoping she might have a solution.
Twilight Sparkle is the Princess of friendship and lives in a crystal castle at the end of Ponyville .At the castle Twilight was having problems of her own.Since the friendship express was out of order she had been getting ponies at her doorstep all day asking her if she had any spells to fix the engine.
”Spines” she yelled for hers assistant who came tumbling down the stairs.
”I need you to get ready for the trip to canterlot we have to see the princess” she replied rushing to get her notes.Twilight was a very organized pony so it was normal for her to act like this.
”We need her help on finding a replacement engine,now hurry’ she said has she prepared a teleport spell.With a sudden spark of magic the room started to glow and in an instant the pair disappeared.Little did they know that their problems were just beginning.
Across dimensions in Fairbourne, Gwynedd on the Fairbourne Railway two close friends were sleeping peacefully before work.They were a cheerful kind pair that helped each other in whatever they did.
“Wake up you cheeky bastard we’re going to be late for work’’.That wonderful vocabulary of words came from one of the friends a man named Frank.Now Frank was a stumpy round fellow who wore classes,had a short temper,and coal black hair speaking of coal he was dressed in ragady overalls that were soiled with it as well as oil.
“We’re going to be late carl get up let's get a move’’ Frank yelled as he threw a pair of overalls at Carl who started to get up from his sleep.Carl was Frank's best friend and roommate.He was tall and lanky and was usually the calm one of the pair.He wore the same kind of overalls but they were completely soiled with coal to the point that you couldn’t even tell the pair were blue.
”Come on old chum we got to get Gabriel steamed up for the gala” said Frank has he looked for his favorite cap.
“we have to do some runs to around the line to give him a good warm up.We don’t want him to be failing on this big day would whe now”.
“Is that why you woke me up so early” said Carl while pouring himself a cup of coffee.
“Of course” said Frank as he came out of the closet donning a hat that had the emblem of an E2 on it.
”Now come on we have work to do” he said as he opened the door.
“It isn’t work if you have fun doing it”
They pair grew up together back home in the U.S and only moved here to follow their dreams which is operating and engine.Frank drove the engine and Carl stoked the fire.They operate a brown LSBC E2 nicknamed Gabriel by Frank.The pair usually carry two composite coaches, a modified sleeper coach that doubled as a mobile living quarters,and a toad brake van.Since Frank named the engine Carl dubbed the train “The moister hoister”.After a bit of maintenance and Carl getting the fire started they were soon out putting Gabriel through his paces out on the main line but it wasn’t till entering the tunnel that things got weird.
“We’ve been making good time Carl,we’ll be back at the station in now time.” Carl just nodded in agreement.As they were entering a tunnel a white light began to burn brightly blinding the group.
“Fuck mate what the hell is that.” yelled Frank while shielding his eyes.As soon as they exited the tunnel they were surprised to see that the surroundings were a lot more colorful and girly.
“Is it just me or did the world become more childlike.” asked Carl
“Must be just you let's just keep going till we get to the next station.” replied Frank while wiping off his glasses.
A couple miles down the line some ponies were skinny dipping in a lake near a bridge because of the hot day.This small group is called the elements of harmony they protect equestria.
”It's not fair.” complained Rainbow Dash.Rainbow Dash is a blue coated mare with a rainbow mane
“Everyone's breasts are bigger than.” This was a topic she brought out often when they were together.
“O nonsense sugarcube.” said Applejack she had a orange coat with long blonde hair and a hat.
“They’re the perfect size.” She would know her’s are massive not as big as Fluttershy’s but still big.
“Ya they make you go faster like your streamlined.” said Pinkie pie as she jumped into the lake causing a big splash.While the group continued to argue no one noticed a of engineers stop on the bridge.
“Well we need water Carl and this is the closest place.” Frank grabbed a bucket and some rope and started to pull out from below the bridge.
“Get the drainer I don’t want a repeat of what happened five years ago.”
While Frank was getting water Carl seemed to notice something weird basking in the water,something colorful and fluffy.
“Frank I think someones over there.” Frank was too busy being lost in thought to notice.Carl found a pebble and tossed it at Frank's head.
“Ow the fuck was that for.” Carl pointed at the things in the water.Frank climbed onto the water tanks to pour water into the tanks.He saw them while on the tanks.
“Well it seems it's just a bunch of cosplayers enjoying the water ” said Frank while climbing down from Gabriel’s water tanks.
“Really cos-players that’s what you're thinking” Carl replied snarkily while grabbing some binoculars from the cab.
“Their fucking skinny dipping,if that isn’t weird I don’t know what is” he said to Frank while looking through the binocular.
“Hey what are you doing yo-joderme lado mirar a esos melones!” yelled Frank
“Who’s the pervert now”
“Oh shut up Mr.lolicon” Frank retorted while putting away the binoculars.Before Carl could make a comeback Frank hoped in the cab of Gabriel.
“You coming or what onii~chan.”
“Shut up before I hit you with my shovel”
Gabriel slowly started to steam back up and after a long loud whistle the Moister Hoister was on the move not realizing that their peeping was noticed .
“W-were those stallions peeping on us” asked the timid Fluttershy who was sunbathing on a rock next to Rarity. Fluttershy is a mare with a yellow coat and pink mane.Saying she was well endowed is an understatement.
“how barbaric” screeched Rarity who tried to cover herself.
“More importantly how the buck did they get an engine” screamed Applejack. She needed the train to help sell apples for the farm and the lack of engine was costing her bits.Seeing two sorry excuse for a stallion use an engine for something as immature as peeping got her pissed off.
“Well whatever their not getting away with peeping at a wonder-bolt” yelled a very flustered Rainbow Dash who quickly flew after the train.
