Hooves and Hands: A Dimensional Crossing of Worlds

(WARNING: before reading this chapter be warned, there are elements of clop in this chapter. If you do not like clop, skip over the parts as best you can, they're not important to the story. If you DO enjoy clop, please read on. Thank you)

It was cold, damp, and drafty. What had happened? Was he dead? What happened to the others? He hoped that lunatic was dead along with that wimp that housed them in his mind. He tried to move, but he couldn’t. He didn’t know how long he had been out, until he opened his eyes.

Johnny awoke to the cold stone of the Canterlot Dungeon. Standing by the gate was a tall, gangly man in tattered robes. Merasmus had been awake for hours now, in fact, he was waiting on Johnny. Johnny took a moment to analyze his surroundings, it was obvious he wasn’t home anymore. He didn’t know how he ended up in this prison, but he didn’t care. All he cared about was how he was going to escape. He approached Merasmus, and tapped him.

“Yo marry-maz-mus, where are we?

Merasmus just turned his head, looking into Johnny’s eyes with his soulless gaze. In a raspy voice, he answered.

“Welcome to the Canterlot Dungeon my friend….”

“Dungeon? Woah, woah, woah. Are you telling me Willy’s machine worked? We in the uh.....dim light ages or whatever?”

“No….it backfired….”

“Then where are we Miriam?”

Merasmus scoffed at Johnny’s idiocy. Although, he was his greatest ally, if they were to escape.

“We are in a land known as “Equestria”, and we are locked in the Canterlot Dungeon. We were locked up at the request of that drunken fool…”

“UUUUUGH! It’s not bad enough I’m trapped here, but because of HIM….”

“Relax my friend, here’s what you need to know….”

Using his mystical powers, Merasmus explained to Johnny all that had transpired since entering Equestria. With a twisted tone in his voice, as if he was reading off a death row list. Johnny sat on the ground, utterly stunned. He couldn’t believe where he was. He called Merasmus’ powers bullshit and yelled for the guard so that he may change cells. He was shocked to see a mighty grey stallion approach him, sternly refusing his request.

“So, what’s your next move now? Ask for a humble tea party?” Merasmus jokingly said to Johnny.

“Oh ha ha ha, funny Auntie May. Tell me when you find out a way to….oh I don’t know, GET US THE HELL OUT OF HERE!”

“Calm yourself, your so desperate, it’s depressing…..”

“Well, what happens now then?”

“We find a way out….”

“Can’t you see the future and what not?”

“Not completely, but I did have a vision….”

“And……?”

“Someone is about to fall in love….”

They boarded the train, relieved that Princess Celestia was willing to help them in any way she could. Canterlot wasn’t a complete bust after all, and they quickly headed back to Ponyville. The train ride home was filled with merriment, and Alexi finally found what he was looking for, alcohol. He had found it in a dumpster from behind a restaurant, but he didn’t care. It was the first alcohol he’d had since he got there, it made him almost beam with joy. During the trade ride back, Preston and Fluttershy shared their thoughts about the woodland creatures of Equestria. Preston loved animals, but was afraid they’d sort of…..claw his face off. Fluttershy giggled at that one, it was rather funny, Preston didn’t think so. Twilight and William were asleep for most of the train ride, exhausted from their previous discussions, Rarity couldn’t help but stare. Alexi did what he normally did, sat alone in a chair, and stared out the window. Only this time was different, he was wearing a smile on his face, certainly the first smile he’d had for quite some time. He remembered vividly the last time he ever smiled, it was a haunting thought that he didn’t care to think about, one about the war. He didn’t really know WHY he was smiling, but he didn’t care. He drank to his hearts delight, not caring that the beer he found in the dumpster was a few months old, to him, alcohol is alcohol.

Rainbow Dash could see his smile beaming from his face, she looked at it with a certain degree of sadness. She was hoping that he was smiling because she had kissed him, then she saw the drink in his hands, and how he cuddled next to it. It was rather creepy, seeing a fully grown man snuggling with a fluid. She sat in her seat, silently moping to herself over Alexi. “Does he even notice I’m here?” she pondered to herself, “Does he want me or does he want me to go away?”

Finally, the moment had arrived, they were back at the Ponyville station. Alexi stumbled out of the locomotive and spoke what seemed like jibberish. It certainly wasn’t Russian, as William could easily speak it, living with the Russian for a little over 6 years now. They walked back to Twilights library and laid back, just sitting and staring at each other, waiting for someone, or somepony, to answer.

“This silence is dull, why is nobody……nopony talking?” Alexi said, crashing lazily on Twilights couch.

“Alexi, we need to think about our next move, how we’re going to get home.” Said Matt, talking with a bit of sternness. He didn’t want to stay in Equestria any longer than he had to, it was freaking him out. Talking ponies, Pegasus, magic, giant horse rulers, it was too much. “I’m going to bed, I need rest.” And with that he slept the rest of the day, just praying this was a very long dream.

The others, however, had came to terms with their situation, and were now chatting amongst themselves, planning the humans next move. There was much discussion, spells came up a few times, but Equestrians didn’t have the magical capabilities to travel across dimensions, only time, and that wasn’t going to get them anywhere. Suddenly, William had an idea.

“I can try and recreate the machine…but I don’t have the plans.”

“Comrade, without those plans we’re stuck, we have no hope of retrieving them, think of something else.”

Twilight perked up, an idea had entered her head. She thought back to the night before, the book she received from Canterlot. Silently, she stood up and searched for the elusive book. She knew it was somewhere…..

As Twilight was searching, Rainbow stared at Alexi, trying to avoid his gaze. Alexi knew she was staring, it was really quite obvious, now that he knew that something was up with her. He couldn’t quite place it, but it had something to do with him. Rainbow Dash just sat there, staring. Eventually, Alexi caught her off guard, and locked eyes for a while, a good minute it seemed. She could see right through him, she wasn’t sure about him however. In fact, he couldn’t, he was just blankly staring, but he could notice she was getting nervous. Was she truly scared of him? That couldn’t be it, what on earth was she worried about?

“Finally! There it is” Twilight shouted as she lifted the heavy book with her magic. “William, try this, maybe this can help you.”

Twilight threw the book over to William, who picked up the dusty old book and examined the front cover, he was thankful it was at least in English.

“Dimensional Rifts and the Time Travel Theory….”

Alexi’s head darted up, almost as fast as lightning at what William had just said. Could it be? Could these ponies actually have mastered time travel? That certainly would be amazing. He ran up and nearly ripped the book out of Williams hands. Forgetting he couldn’t read English, he struggled to read the title, he handed it back to William who scolded him as he began to open the book.

“My God, this….this is incredible….”

“What does it say comrade?”

“These time machine specs…..they’re just like mine!” William was shocked, his invention had already existed in this universe. According to the book, it was built for Earth Ponies and Pegasus who weren’t gifted with magic, so that they to could travel through time. Williams machine was almost the exact same, but it was missing only 1 component. Amazing, he could get home, needless to say Alexi was beaming with excitement.

“That is wonderful news comrade William! What is next plan?”

Twilight interrupted.

“How long will it take for you to build your machine William?”

“Well….I don’t have access to the materials I usually would, I suppose it could take anywhere from a month to 3 months…..so we’ll be here for a while.”

Rainbow Dash was glad to hear that! That meant that Alexi would be staying for months, giving her plenty of time to make her move. When would she make it though? Oh well, all she had to do was wait.

“3 months……right. So what are we supposed to do in that time?” Alexi asked, hoping William wasn’t serious when he had said 3 months, he couldn’t wait that long, he just couldn’t. “We just sit around and do nothing?”

“Absolutely not! We need to spend our time working on the machine. Alexi, you and I shall work on the machine, with a little help from Twilight we may complete it within 3 months.”

“Then what shall others do if they are not helping us?”

“Hmm….” William thought it over, what would he do with the others? Jackson was just as lazy as he was useless, Orvil couldn’t bear to see himself in the mirror, and besides, he was too big. William thought long and hard about this predicament, until finally he had come to a solution, nearly 15 minutes later.

“I’ve got it!” He exclaimed, as if he had just solved the meaning of the universe. “Everyone here will be assigned to a Pony, minus Alexi and I.”

The others just stared at William, wondering who they would be bunking and spending their months with here in Ponyville. Secretly, Jackson was hoping he didn’t have to work with Applejack, a work horse like that would make him actually…..dare he say, WORK.

“Preston, you’ll be staying with Fluttershy. Orvil, you stay with Pinkie Pie….”

“HOORAY! We’re gonna have SOOOOOOO much fun you and I just you see!” Pinkie was ecstatic over bunking with a new friend. She bounced around the room with happiness until she finally tired herself. Which, is very hard to do. She panted heavily as she walked back to her spot. “You can go on now silly willy!”

“Thank you Pinkie. Anyway, Jackson, I want you to help Applejack out on her farm, you could use the exercise. I’m assuming Matt doesn’t care, so he’ll be bunking here during the nights…..”

Rainbow Dash saw her chance to be able to talk to Alexi, she could volunteer to shelter him in her house until they got home. It was the perfect plan, so she raised her hoof.

“Yes Rainbow Dash?”

“Uh, I can take Alexi into my house for the nights….”

“Alright, Rainbo…….”

Twilight interrupted William to speak a point.

“I’m sorry William, but Rainbow Dash lives in a cloud house, I don’t think Alexi can fly.”

Drat, so close. If he wouldn’t be bunking with her, who would be bunk with? He’d drive Rarity insane and she was the only one who hadn’t been assigned a human.

“Then where will he sleep?” She asked hoping an exception could be made.

“Well, we can always have him bunk here with Twilight, she had enough beds for all of us so I think she can hold just these two.”

Double drat. So close and yet, so far.

“And I will be staying with Miss Rarity. I won’t be in the house much, as most of my time will be spent on the machine with Alexi, or exploring more of Ponyville. I hope you have a second bed Rarity.”

“Of course sweetie, I’m always prepared.”

William chuckled at that one, it was funny. Although he quickly regained his seriousness on the matter and began to chat once more.

“Everyone knows where they need to be, everyone better stay on their best behavior. I don’t want to have the princess breathing down our necks if something goes out of hand.”

He darted a nasty look at Alexi, who quickly threw his hands up in wonderment of what he had done or possibly COULD do. William reverted his gaze and bid everyone a nice day.

“We have a lot of work to do boys. Let’s get to it!”

They all got up quickly to go home with their assigned ponies. Rainbow Dash left in a hurry, nearly heartbroken that Alexi couldn’t stay with her. “Oh well…” she thought to herself, “I’ll get him eventually.” With that she flew back to her house and locked the door. She didn’t want to be bothered for what she’d do next.

The rest of the day gave the men time to walk home with their respected pony hosts. Preston and Fluttershy went back to her cottage to finally have that tea party they arranged back on the train to Canterlot. Once they arrived, they went inside and Fluttershy began making the tea. Preston was scared to death of all the woodland creatures inhabiting her cottage. He was especially afraid of the little bunny that kept glaring at him. He slowly backed away from the little creature until he was across the room, still shaking from the amount of anxiety that was washing over him.

Fluttershy finally returned with the tea, and they sat at the table, just talking.

“So, interesting p….p….place to live. Next to a f…f…f…forest.”

“Yes, it’s quite relaxing. It’s also a great place for the critters that come along outside the Everfree Forest.”

“I don’t mean to b….b…be rude, but that rabbit k…k….keeps glaring at me….”

“Oh, that’s just Angel, he always does that. He’s really sweet. Aren’t you sweetie?”

The rabbit just turned its head and hopped away, leaving the two of them alone. They drank their tea in peace as they chatted. Eventually Fluttershy got curious about her little crush.

“So Preston, is there a reason you like children…if you uh, don’t mind me asking?”

Preston stopped drinking his tea and placed it down, looking as if someone had told him his mother had just passed away.

“I….I’m sorry….did I go too far?”

“No…not at all. I sup…p….pose it’s worth knowing.”

“Please tell….”

“Honestly, I don’t know. I j…j…j….just do. It’s not like I ONLY fall f…f…f..f..f..for children, I do like adults to. It’s just m…..my nature to like little girls, they well…..t…t..t….turn me on as the phrase is. Alexi beats me for it, and William sh…..sh…shuns me for it. I cant help it.”

Fluttershy looked at the man before her. Clearly he had no control over his impulses, it wasn’t his fault. He was just misunderstood. What caught her ear though was that he also liked adults, that was good, at least he could be interested in her.

“I’m so sorry to hear that that big old bully hurts you. How can you live with him?”

“To be honest, I’m f…f….forced to. I couldn’t escape him, and......when I g….g….go back, I’m afraid I’ll go right back to b…b…b….being trapped…..I don't know what h....h....his problem is...”

Fluttershy felt bad for Preston, and he was getting very emotional. She decided to stop that part of the conversation, and maybe go back to it later.

“Would you like some more tea?”

“Please.”

Flutttershy went back to make some more tea, she could hear Preston muttering to himself, but she wasn’t sure what he was saying. In fact, Preston was trying to figure out if Fluttershy was interested in him or not. He had a slight crush on the little pony as well. Fluttershy never found out what he was muttering, she didn’t care though. She brought him his tea and they sat down again.

“Are you enjoying yourself?”

“Yes, it’s v…v…very peaceful”

Preston let out a small smile. Fluttershy decided it was now or never to tell him that she had a little crush. She hoped he would understand.

“Hey Preston….”

“Y….yes?”

“I have to tell you something…..”

“What is it?”

“I…..uh…..I…..”

“Yes, g….go on.”

“I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU!”

She immediately covered her mouth, embarrassed by what she just let slip out. She looked at him, and he just kept drinking his tea calmly. Suddenly, he put his tea down and looked at her with a questionable look.

“You do?”

Fluttershy felt so embarrassed, she could just fly away! But it was out in the open now, she had to tell him the truth, and with a soft voice she answered him.

“Yes….”

“What?”

“Yes. Yes I do.”

Preston just sat there, he didn’t know what do say or do. He decided that it wouldn’t hurt to give her a hug. He figured it must have been hard for her to admit that, after knowing him for such a short time. He embraced her in a loving hug for a while, then let her down.

“So….do you like me?” She asked sheepishly

“Well….”

“Well what?”

“I think there’s s….s…something we’re missing bef…bef…before I judge that.”

Fluttershy couldn’t believe it, was he actually suggesting what she thought he was suggesting? He couldn’t, he couldn’t want to kiss her. The next words out of his mouth reassured her that she wasn’t dreaming.

“Well….we still have to k…k…k…kiss.”

“Preston…..I’m…..”

“Shh, let’s just find out.”

And with that he knelt down and gave her a soft kiss. It was brief, but Fluttershy enjoyed it greatly. Afterwards, Preston stood up and looked at the timid little Pegasus.

“And to answer your question, yes, I d…d…do like you. Very much.”

Fluttershy was so happy. She couldn’t believe that her dream was coming true. She decided to go a little further…..

(WARNING: Clop ahead!)

“Would you, um, like to come into the bedroom?”

“Um….sure…”

Preston followed Fluttershy into her bedroom. It was dark, and he couldn’t see, he could feel a slight tugging on his pants. Suddenly it was cold, freezing even. What was going on?

“Just hold still, this is difficult without magic.”

Wait, NO! She wasn’t, was she? Preston was surprised, no one had come onto him like this. It was so arousing, oh yes, it was VERY arousing. Fluttershy was having a lot of difficulty getting his underwear off, why did these humans wear cloths all the time? It must be very constricting. Preston decided he should help, and pulled his underwear off for her.

“Thought you might n…n…need a little he……ooh.”

She never let him finish his sentence, as she immediately took his length in her mouth, bobbing side to side as she worked. He just let his head fall back, it was an amazing feeling. Even though she wasn’t young, she sure seemed like it. She kept going, bobbing her head up and down his length, taking it all in. Eventually she stopped and walked onto the bed. Preston was confused, as he still couldn’t see where he was in the dark bedroom.

“W…w…why’d you stop?”

He tried to feel around the room for her, but couldn’t. He could hear her giggling, but couldn’t place where it was coming from.

“I’m over here, on the bed.” She said trying to hold back her laughter.

After a while, Preston found the bed, literally falling face first onto it. He flipped over wondering where she was, until he felt her lips against his, this one more forceful than the last time.

“I think I’m s..s…s..starting to fall for you.”

“I am to….are you ready for part 2?”

“W….w….what is part 2?”

“You’ll see”

She backed up, and carefully inserted him inside her. She moved slowly, trying to get used to it as she moved up and down. Preston laid there, holding onto her sides as she moved. It was the greatest feeling he had ever experienced, and with a pony no less. Fluttershy felt amazing as well, her body was heating up rapidly as she went. Suddenly, Preston went faster, rapidly thrusting in and out.

“Oh my….Preston that feels amazing!”

Preston didn’t respond, he just laid there, enjoying himself to the fullest extent during the session. He slid in and out of her, ravaging her to the best of his abilities. It got intense, hot, and exciting. It got so exciting that eventually Preston blew his load inside of her, and in a shout of pleasure she released her orgasm as he did his. She collapsed on his chest and laid there, her breath heavy.

(The clop has ended)

“That’s was amazing…..” she said in between breaths.

Preston tilted his head down and gave her a soft kiss. “Your amazing” he responded.

“Preston….”

“Yes F….f…..Fluttershy?”

“I love you….”

“I love you to.”

With that they fell asleep, they would begin their new life in Ponyville until William and Alexi could finish the machine. Preston had found love, with Fluttershy, and they would be inseparable. Only, they weren’t the only ones who would find their true feelings.

The next day….

Sweet Apple acres was a busy place, and also a boring place at that. Jackson couldn’t figure out what he was supposed to be doing. He actually had to work, and that could never float his boat. He sat underneath one of the Apple Family’s many apple trees, twiddling his thumbs, until Applejack approached him.

“C’mon lazy hooves, time to git to work!”

“Do I really have to?” he asked with a sarcastic tone.

“Yes, you do. Y’all are livin’ under this here roof and you’ll work while you’re here.”

Jackson groaned in displeasure. Slowly, he got up and walked over to Applejack.

“What do I have to do?”

“Well, Applebloom’s at school today, and I gotta get all these apples down safely. I need you to hold these here baskets and catch the apples as they fall. Can y’all do that?”

“I guess…”

“Great! Get ready now!”

“Whoa wait, we’re starting NOW!?”

“CATCH!”

The apples fell from the tree as Applejack kicked it, many hitting Jackson square on the head, giving him a mighty big lump. He stood up and rubbed his head.

“Owwwwwww….”

“Well y’all should’ve been more careful. Pay attention sonny.”

“You didn’t give me a warning!”

“I didn’t think it was necessary, now c’mon, we got more work to do.”

Jackson followed Applejack, trying his best to catch the falling apples. Many fell into the baskets he was holding, actually very few fell on the ground. Jackson still wasn’t warming up to the work he had to do. He needed something to get his mind off of it, so he made small talk with Applejack.

“So, is this all you do around here?”

“Pretty much, I meet up with the girls every now n’ then.”

“I can’t imagine working all day like this.”

“From what yer friend Will tells me you ain’t worked a day in your life. ‘Cept today ‘course.”

“Your right about that, I can’t stand work, too boring. I’d rather play games all day, I’m content with that.”

“Playing silly games all day ain’t nearly as productive as actually getting yer hooves dirty. C’mon, off to the next tree.”

“You don’t have anyone else to talk to? No boyfriend? Or uh, I think the proper term is Stallion?”

“Nah, ain’t got time for one, I got work to do most of the time.”

“You cannot possibly sit there and tell me that you would rather work than have a boyfriend.”

“I ain’t sayin’ that. I’m sayin’ that I ain’t got the time. I’d like one, but I just don’t have time.”

“Then you make time.”

Jackson was a very convincing person, he had convinced Matt to amass a hat collection in Team Fortress 2, and enhance his skills at Minecraft. It was mighty impressive, as Matt soon had a collection going on 150 different hats, and could build mighty castles. He was slowly convincing Applejack that she needed to go out and find somepony. Little did Jackson know it was actually attracting Applejack to him.

“You drive a hard bargain mister. Alright, I’ll go get somepony to hang out with, I know JUST the guy.”

“That’s great, are we done now? My back is killing me…”

“Yes, we’re done for now. Come inside, I’ll wrestle up some lemonade.”

They walked back to the main house for some well deserved lemonade. Applejack quickly made it and headed upstairs, leaving Jackson down in the dining room with Granny Smith. She was fast asleep, and he tried to avoid staring at her, she was snoring rather loudly. Suddenly, he heard a crash from upstairs.

“What on earth was that?”

He ran upstairs to Applejacks room.

“Hey are you okay?”

“I’m fine, I just need you to do somethin’ for me.”

“Yeah?”

“Clean up that mess.”

Jackson began picking up the pieces as Applejack closed the bedroom door. Jackson stood up, surprised.

“Why’d you shut the door?”

“I just wanted you to do somethin’ else for me.”

“Again? What is it this time?”

“I want you to make a mare out of me.”

Jackson stood confused. That didn’t sound like English at all.

“I’m sorry, a what?”

“A mare, you know, girl, female, are you sure you speak English?”

Now he understood, he didn’t have any interest in Applejack, but he wasn’t about to pass up this opportunity.

“Fine, get on the bed I guess.”

“Alright.”

With the door shut, it was hard to hear, but what could be heard coming out of the open window was “YES, OH YES!” Jackson didn’t really do much, but his experienced gamer hands were fast, and he used those to his advantage. Every night was like that for him and Applejack, she used him as her personal sex toy. Jackson didn’t mind that one bit, as long as she didn’t ask him on a date. For many weeks they ditched their work and went to go “play” in Applejacks room. As far as they were concerned, they needed this.

Months passed……

The machine still hadn’t even come close to completion. Alexi and William slaved over it night and day, but just couldn’t get it working. Alexi spent most of his days constructing the metal and applying circuits, he was good at that sort of thing. Today, it was just him in Twilights house, and as he was working on the machine, Rainbow Dash popped in through the open door. She snuck in originally to see if Twilight wanted to visit Pinkie and Orvil to see how they were doing, but Twilight was out with William on a trip to the Everfree forest. She poked her head around the corner and saw Alexi, humming a tune to himself and slaving over the machine.

“humming* ugh, what is next part. Aha, at least William had decency to write plans in Russian.”

Alexi was oblivious to Rainbow Dash’s entry, and she sat there, staring at him as the man worked. He wasn’t wearing his trench coat, his gloves, his belt, or his gun. All he had on was a green wool shirt, black pants covered in dust, and his charcoal black military boots. He was a very physically fit man, with large muscles on his arms, he was a mans man. Suddenly, he noticed Rainbow sitting behind the wall.

“Hehe, well do not just sit there like rat on stick, come in!” he said in a booming voice.

“Whatcha working on?” Asked Rainbow

“Just working on frame of machine, I tell you is much work.”

“I can see.”

Alexi went back to his work.

“Why are you here?”

“Just came to see how things were goin…”

“Well, all is fine.”

“You don’t really like talking to people do you?”

“Not really, no.”

“Well talk to someone yah lummox, I get bored sometimes!”

Alexi stopped his work and looked at Rainbow Dash, his eyes glaring at her like a lazar beam.

“Fine, sit on couch.” He finally said, rolling his eyes.

They went and sat on the couch near the machine, where Alexi usually sat to drink and rest as he worked. Rainbow started off with questions about him.

“I wanna know more about you. What can you tell me?”

“I am afraid I do not understand.”

“Go on, tell me something.”

“You’ll have to ask me question.”

“Fine, uh, what’s your favorite color?”

“Crimson red…..”

"What's your favorite song?"

"The Farewell of Slavianka...You know if all of your question are this simple I will go back to work."

“Ok….who’s your favorite person?”

“I don’t have one.”

“And why’s that?”

“Because I hate everyone….”

Rainbow just listened to the man as he explained he hated answering questions. She decided to get a little more dirt on her “little” crush.

“I noticed on the train ride back a few months ago, you smiled…”

“Da….I do not smile most of time. What of it?”

“You seemed to be happy when you found that garbage in Canterlot.”

“Oh that? HAAHAHAHAHA! That was alcohol, It keeps me drunk and to some extent, calm.”

“Why don’t you smile? Everyone smiles.”

“Da? Well I don’t OK?”

“What happened in your past to possibly make you NOT want to smile? I aught to call Pinkie over and have her cheer you up!”

Alexi just glared at the blue pony for a minute, his story was not one of merriment and smiles.

“You really want to know?”

“Well yeah!”

“Then let me tell you story…….”

“Year was 1944, I was enlisted as soldier in Red Army, during second world war. I fought alongside many brave men, giving their lives for Mother Russia. None were braver than me and my comrades. Their names were Dmitri Arbhov, and Vladimir Petrovich, they were my best friends in all of world. We fought many battles together, against fascist reich. Many times we sat in chatter amongst ourselves, I still remember our last conversation….”

“Battle is WON MY FRIENDS! HAHAHA!”

“Hey, Dmitri, pass vodka comrade! Tonight we drink to our health! To another battle won for communism!”

“Would you like drink Alexi?”

“Niet, thank you though, I prefere not to drink….”

“One of these days comrade, you’ll see there is no such thing as “too much vodka” HAHAHA”

“Da, well, I hope that is not day I live to see.”

“We move out for Germany tomorrow, want to make bet?”

“What kind of bet?”

“I bet I can kill over 100 Nazis before we reach Berlin!”

“You are on! I accept your bet. We set price at 100 rubles!”

“Agreed.”

“Alexi you want in?”

“I prefer not to take bets on life. I’ll kill but I won’t throw money away.”

Then we heard commissar call us, it was time to roll out…..

That battle is one I shall never forget. I fought alongside my friends, as gunfire sounded around us. Vladimir kept count as to how many Germans he had killed, I only heard him get to 53. Gunfire got closer, as the Nazis overran us. I was knocked unconscious, and I was taken….

I do not know how long I was out, but when I awoke, I was strapped to chair. I looked around, and I saw Dmitri and Vladimir next to me, also strapped to chairs. Wherever we were, we were prisoners….

I saw figure emerge from darkness in front of us…an S.S. officer, in full attire. He was menacing, and he looked us dead in our eyes.

“Hallo mein prisoners.” He said with dark voice….

“Do you know where you are?”

Dmitri answered. “Niet, but wherever we are, we must be in shit hole!”

The officer looked at us with twisted grin.

“Maybe you’d like to me ze last men who talked back to me!”

From the darkness he pulled out the bodies of two men, Japanese soldiers, they were freshly dead. I had many encounters with the Japanese, I had taken many trips to nation prior to war, it was beautiful country, it was there I learned to read Japanese. I read badges on their uniforms, they read “Sergeant Idoaki” and “Private Okazaki” I did not know these men, but I could not bear seeing men like this, betrayed by men who they had called allies!

The officer withdrew a pistol from his belt…

“So, which one dies first, is it you? What is your name I’m afraid I don’t speak your primitive language.”

“My name is Vladimir, I spit on you, you fascist PIG!”

Vladimir spat on officers shoe. Repulsed, he raised the gun to Vladmirs head….

“Auf Wiedersehen…..” and CRACK! He pulled the trigger….

I shouted at the top of my lungs, I tried to undo my bounds, It was no use, but I tried anyway, hoping to free myself in time so save Dmitri….

“Your next, Russian DOG!”

“Please don’t kill me!” Dmitri begged. “I have wife and family! Please do not do this to me……” He began to cry.

“It’s too bad you communists don’t have a god, I’m sure he would have a nice place in Hell for you.” CRACK! He pulled the trigger….

My friends were dead, I had to get out, he came up to me and pointed the gun at my head….

“Looks like your last, any last words?”

“Da….do your worst swine, I will get you for this!”

“Well I’d like to see you do that but I’m afraid I am on a very tight schedule. Auf Wiedersehen…..”

I loosened my bonds just in time to grab the gun away from my face as he pulled trigger, with loud CRACK! Bullet raced passed my ear. I took the gun and rammed it into his face, as I got up I kicked him while he was on ground and pointed pistol to his face. He looked up at me, and he spoke his final words…

“Do it, you Russian COWARD!”

“Da Svidaniya…..”

CRACK!

“Mongrel....”

Alexi continued his tale, getting more worked up as he went along.

“I could hear them outside door, I could see my equipment on the ground, I picked it up and dawned my gear. I went out that door to the hungry fascists that awaited me…”

He stood up fuming with anger

“I SLAUGHTERED THEM ALL! THEY KILLED DMITRI! THEY KILLED VLADIMIR! THEY DESTROYED MY LIFE! THEY SUFFERED UNDER MY BOOTS! THEY DESERVED TO PAY! THEY ALL….DESERVED…..TO PAY!!!!!!!!”

He punched the wall in anger repeatedly, as he did, he shouted.

“Dmitri! Vladimir! Why can’t you come back” *punch* “Why you?!” *punch* “Why couldn’t it have been ME! DAMNIT WHY NOT ME!” *punch*

After a while, he collapsed to the ground, sobbing. He was muttering to himself “It’s should’ve been me…It should’ve been me…” He punched multiple holes into the wall, which was impressive since the walls were made of solid wood. Rainbow Dash quickly saw how he was getting, and decided to take a chance.

“Alexi.....”

He was still sobbing.

“What…..”

“It’s going to be alright…..”

“Niet, It wont, it can’t, they’re gone. That is why I want time machine, to see my friends again….”

He began to sob louder, Rainbow Dash had had enough. She walked over to him and gave him a kiss on his lips. It certainly calmed him down, as he just looked up at her.

“Maybe you’d be happier if someone showed you a little compassion..”

He sniffled, trying to hide back his tears.

“That….That would be very nice…..”

“Come on, let’s go upstairs, I wanna show you something.”

Alexi slowly followed her upstairs to Twilights room, and she hopped on the bed and asked him to sit down.

“Alexi, I’m not gonna pretend I know what that means. I don’t know your world, but I can tell that what they see is not you. This is you, a loving person…”

“You, you really think so?”

She nodded, and gave him another kiss.

“Why do you keep doing that!” he yelled, still confused about what she wanted.

“Ugh, you truly are thick headed. You remember when I kissed you on the train?”

“Da, I thought It was accident.”

“Well it wasn’t, I love you Alexi, I know that’s a lot to comprehend but trust me it’s true. Do you understand what I’m saying!?”

Oh he did, he most certainly did, but he didn’t know for the life of him what she wanted from him.

“So, you love me….a giant, Russian, crazed, angry, grieving, mad dog….”

“Of course I do.”

“Then what do you want with me?”

“Oh for the love of Pete, just take off your clothes!”

(WARNING: Clop ahead!)

It got quite, really quiet. Alexi knew what she wanted now, she want HIM. Well, it certainly was an answer he liked. He began to strip for her. Taking off his shirt to reveal his trimmed abs and muscles. Then he removed his pants and climbed into the bed.

“Well, are you not going to join me?”

Rainbow’s cheeked turned a million shades of red. She climbed into bed, and the magic began.

He quickly inserted himself into her, and going strait to work. He thrusted in and out at a rapid pace, making her body tingle every time he went back. He went a little deeper and a little faster each time until his entire length was within her wet pussy, sliding in and out like lightning.

“Oh Celestia, it’s so BIG!” she screamed as they continued.

It went on, for a good 10 minutes they went on. Finally, the pleasure was too great for Rainbow, and she exploded in a wet, spine tingling orgasm, and Alexi wasn’t too far behind, spilling his semen inside of her.

(The clop has ended)

She laid next to him in bed, her forelegs wrapped around his neck.

“That was amazing…..”

“It certainly was.”

“Do you feel better now?”

“Much better.”

“Well, you should probably get back to work on the machine…..” she said with a frown.

“Actually, machine can wait, I have other plans.”

“Oh yeah? And what would those be?” She said, staring into his eyes from where she was laying.

He gave her one last big kiss.

“I will repeat last few minutes like old record player. With my new love.”

Rainbow Dash was shocked, he DID love her. She was so happy that she had gotten the man she wanted. With that, they went back to their playful games, and repeated what they had done not even 10 minutes before.

“Wait, before we go for round 2, can you promise me something?”

“Anything love.”

She whispered something into his ear, and with a big smile and a nod he said “I promise.” And they began.

All was peaceful in Ponyville, but there was something else brewing, deep in the Canterlot dungeons…..

Johnny paced around the cell that he and Merasmus were occupying. He was cursing to himself while Merasmus just sat there, staring at the bars of the cell. Johnny had had enough, it had been months and they still weren’t out, even though Merasmus talked about a master plan coming together. Well, he had waited long enough, he confronted Merasmus.

“Hey Mary Jane, I got a bone to pick with you!”

“What is it? Can you not see that I’m busy?”

“Oh yeah? Busy with WHAT?! You never do ANYTHING!”

“The plan will come together in time my thick headed friend.”

“It’s been MONTHS! And we still haven’t……”

“Shhh, here he comes.”

The massive unicorn guard walked up to the two men and examined them.

“I heard shouting, is everything alright?”

“Yes, everything is fine, my friend just broke his hand is all…” Merasmus said very calmly, as if nothing had ever happened. Johnny looked confused, but offered the guard his hand. This plan would never work, but Merasmus has done stranger things.

“Here, let me see, I can fix it right up.”

Johnny quickly socked the guard in the snout, knocking him on the ground. Merasmus reacted quickly, and with his mind, bent the bars to open themselves. They walked out of the sell and stood outside. Johnny ran ahead while Merasmus stayed behind, leering over the unicorn.

“What are you going to do Merasmus?” He asked

“Just a little something to aid us my friend…”

He bent over and lightly touched the unicorns horn, absorbing his magic. He also did something else to that unicorn, but Johnny couldn’t quite put his finger on it.

“What do we do now?”

Now Merasmus was wearing an evil sneer on his boney face.

“Now my friend…..let’s go pay our little friends a visit...”