Rainbow Dash grabbed the latest "fanfic" of her favorite story series. It was odd just how closely K. A. Colt had come to the real Daring Do's writing style, but that was only part of what had Rainbow so willing to buy them the moment they came out (in a special little bookshop in Canterlot at first, and more widely once it became more popular).

As she flew from the bookstore in town, Rainbow Dash held the book close to her chest to hide the cover image. She knew there was only one thing that would get in the way of her reading the latest naughty adventures of Daring Do and Ahuizotl.

"Book!" Twilight had spotted her target while flying high over the town, and swooped in easily to speed along at Rainbow Dash's side. "A new book?!" She pointed at Rainbow Dash's chest with a hoof—right where Rainbow clutched the target of her affection.

Her worst fears realized, Rainbow Dash ran a quick series of scenarios in her head. Climbing steeply would leave Twilight behind. Gathering speed with a slight dip always outpaced Twilight. More scenarios played through Rainbow Dash's head, but each one had a huge flaw that consisted of two facts: Twilight really likes books, and she can teleport.

"Y-Yeah." Rainbow Dash tried to remember if the cover—that showed stallion Daring Do with mare Ahuizotl was pressed against her barrel or exposed. Despite everything she could think of, Rainbow realized that she was quickly approaching her house, and Twilight wouldn't stop before the book was investigated. "It is."

Rainbow Dash knew that wouldn't be enough and pulled into a hover. "Hold on! Save the questions until we reach my place, okay?" She waited for a nod from Twilight before zooming off again.

A few moments later—and as soon as Twilight Sparkle's hooves met Rainbow Dash's home's cloud—Twilight opened her mouth. "Is it a new Daring Do?" She actually bounced around Rainbow trying desperately to see the cover or spine of the book.

"Yeah. Let's go with that. Look, Twilight, these are fanfiction. They're not the real deal." It was a small hope that Rainbow Dash could dissuade Twilight from investigating with the actual truth.

Twilight surprised Rainbow Dash. "Pfft, none of those are any good." She nonetheless followed Rainbow Dash to the front door and entered after her. "I mean, unless they are those new, naughty ones."

"Well of course it—" Freezing like a deer in headlights—one hoof raised in the air as she was walking—Rainbow Dash didn't so much as twitch an eyelid for nearly ten seconds. She slowly lowered the hoof and set the book down on the coffee table, cover down. "You knew?"

Reaching back to her saddlebag, Twilight lifted free a book that looked exactly like the one Rainbow Dash had just put down. "Ignoring all the naughty stuff they are still great books. It's just…"

"...There's a lot of naughty stuff." Rainbow grinned at her friend. "Even the naughty bits are well written."

Twilight was glad that in Equestria at least, blushes didn't show well. "Well, of course. They couldn't sell them as a book otherwise."

"Yup. There's nothing actually wrong with the naughty bits." Gently knocking the book over, Rainbow Dash revealed the cover.

"No! I mean, there's a lot of clever things happen during the,"—Twilight gulped—"naughty bits."

"You practically can't avoid reading them or you'd miss most of the story." Rainbow Dash looked at Twilight and recognized that her friend was skipping around the truth of the matter as much as she was. "They—they're pretty good bits."

Fluffing her wings, Twilight couldn't stop her reply. "Yes!"

"W-Wanna read it together?" If it weren't for Rainbow's immense self-confidence she would never have been able to ask her friend to read a naughty book together. She flashed a hopeful smile.

Before Rainbow Dash could say another word, Twilight teleported to the couch with a POMF sound. "H-How are we going to do this? Take it in turns reading out loud?" The reason she teleported to the couch was, of course, to hide her back-end from Rainbow Dash.

The last K. A. Colt book Twilight had read kept her busy for hours with her hoof, and then more with her toys. Many cold nights went by in Ponyville Castle where its mistress was curled up by the fire with a very bad book to read. The thought of reading it out loud to one of her best friends—and particularly the one who kept catching her eye—only made the ache in her haunches worse.

"Alright!" Rainbow Dash hadn't picked up on all of Twilight Sparkle's nuanced thoughts, she was getting aroused just at the thought of reading a sexy story to her friend. She picked up the book with her wings and settled on the couch. Carefully opening the cover, then flicking to the first chapter, she gasped. "This one has Queen Nibbles in it again!"

Twilight hiccuped.

It was an involuntary twitch the Princess of Friendship got whenever she got both aroused and embarrassed enough. Right now she was plenty of both. The thought of a wild changeling queen so tiny that even magic would be useless against, invading her fur with a hive and biting her until— Twilight snapped from her naughty thoughts—thoughts that had sustained her on several cold nights—and looked at Rainbow Dash. "Uh…?"

"I asked if you wanted a drink before we start." Rainbow Dash had read the first paragraph already and knew exactly what was coming.

Shaking her head, Twilight had barely a moment of warning before Rainbow Dash started reading.

Twilight and Daring Do were still trying to shake off the feelings of arousal that had burned through them just minutes before. They had experienced such many times now, and had established a certain amount of professionalism in the way they withstood it.

Daring Do pounded Twilight, rutting for all he was worth. "We still need to get into the main part of this cave system." Daring's hips were a blur of motion that barely stole his breath, not when he had had this much practice with Twilight.

"I know a way to—" Twilight's orgasm shook her body but it was clear from the lack of a mirrored cry from Daring Do that he wasn't done with her yet.

"Twilight?" Rainbow Dash didn't want to turn her head. If she looked at Twilight, Rainbow would need to acknowledge that her friend was masturbating on the couch next to her.

Slowing down the strokes of the toy she had teleported into her clutching depths, Twilight held back the moan she didn't quite manage to moments ago. "I-I just remembered there was a—a stone in my frog. Oh yes, they make me cry out in pain a lot."

Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes. "Twilight…"

"It's true! Once they get in there… I'll… Maybe… Or—" Hiccuping again, Twilight tried to look innocent and failed.

"If I'm going to be reading you need to take care of other things." Even with her massive ego driving her onward, Rainbow Dash gulped back her worries. "I know what you're doing, Twilight. Can—can you help me out while I read?"

Twilight Sparkle's eyes widened. And she hiccuped.

The first Rainbow Dash knew of her friend's plans a firm prod nudged under her tail. The second poke was more focused, and she rolled her hips in place at the feel of whatever toy Twilight was using stroking along her folds.

"Rainbow?" Twilight stroked slower and slower; then stopped.

Groaning a little, Rainbow Dash turned to face Twilight "Just a little more?"

"Only if you read." Gliding the toy just once, Twilight Sparkle watched Rainbow Dash tremble and then nod. "Good. If we both do our job, maybe Queen Nibbles will be kind and let us have some release."

It was just one of the fantasies Twilight had used late at night, alone. She had whispered the queen changeling's name with passion, and promised she would be good and read the whole book without climaxing. She had never succeeded, not even once, but it was hardly the point.

Rainbow Dash stared at Twilight, eyes wide. She had read all about Queen Nibbles—it was one of her favorite bits of book two—but it took her a few moments to realize what Twilight was doing. It was a fantasy. A pretend game. But this pretend fantasy was a lot more adult than most Rainbow Dash had been part of.

Breathing slowly, trying to center herself like she would for a dive, Rainbow Dash started reading again.

The tiny stings of the sexlings drove Rainbow Dash mad. Mad with lust. She lifted her head from the book and met the tiny queen's eyes.

"Keep deciphering this text and I will let you say my name again." Nibbles buzzed her wings and flew up to land on the bridge of Rainbow Dash's nose. "And I promise you will scream it."

She was tied up, of course. Rainbow Dash could barely move her head between looking at the page and looking at the tiny throne before her, but now the former had all her attention. "A-A-And then you lift the lever up again and… and… A—"

Like ice-water, Rainbow Dash's climax halted before it even hit her. She let out a whimper of need.

"If you finish this page, I will let you get closer." The soft breath of Nibble's words touched the bound pegasus a moment before the queen bit her.

Rainbow Dash's mouth moved, her mind detached and automatically translating the book for her queen. Whenever her eyes flickered from the page, they alighted on Queen Nibbles before shifting back again.

Finally, the last word left Rainbow Dash's lips, and she arched her back, prepared for her reward.

Squirming, fighting for just one more touch, Rainbow Dash rolled her hips and fluffed her wings. She turned her head to see a grinning Twilight. "W-Why'd you stop? I was right at—at the good bit!"

"Exactly. Queen Nibbles told me that it was my turn to read." The game had given Twilight confidence. Hearing Rainbow Dash's every word tainted with lust had driven her wild with her own need.

Whimpering as the book was taken away, Rainbow Dash watched as a purple, rubber toy floated toward her wing in a glowing aura of magic. She reached out and caught the thing and before she knew why sniffed it.

"That's you, and a little of me, mixed. I'll read and you tell me what the queen wants me to do." Adding another pony had changed the dynamic of the fantasy completely for Twilight. She shifted herself so her body was at an angle, and then lifted her tail up and to the side.

Mind racing, Rainbow Dash could only picture Queen Nibbles sitting astride her nose. Then a revelation hit her: Twilight was as much into this as she was. "Your queen is sitting on your snout, Twilight. Whenever you stumble on a word, she nips. Whenever you pause in the wrong spot, she bites. You don't even want to know what Goddess Nibbles will do if you mispronounce a word. Now, read for her."

Twilight stared blindly ahead. Behind her, a stallion under Goddess Nibbles' control was rutting her body, using her for his own relief. This was all her duty to the new religion that had swept Equestria. Nopony was safe, least of all the princesses.

"Continue, pet." Nibbles' tiny tongue licked along the skin of Twilight's nose, feeling the warmth of the blood underneath. She struck without warning, sinking tiny fangs into the flesh and poisoning Twilight again.

The hot flush rushed to Twilight's nethers. The stallion behind her was rutting her faster and faster, but her duty was apparent. She stared at the history book—the new history book—and started reading aloud the glory of Queen Nibble's conquest of Equestria.

Each mistake she made earned her more sexling poison, and though it enhanced the effect of the stallion's efforts, Twilight couldn't deny her duty.

"… hate to ask, but I really need your help Rainbow Dash!"

Twilight and Rainbow both tumbled out of their fantasy. Each rushing around in a panic until the front door opened on its own to reveal a golden pegasus stallion with multi-tone gray mane and tail.

Daring Do stared in surprise at Princess Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash tangled in each other's wings. He tilted his head to the side as a purple dildo somehow got launched into the air only to land on the cloud floor between them. On the table before the two mares was the latest copy of The Erotic Adventures of Daring Do and Ahuizotl: with Queen Nibbles.

But what affected Daring Do the most was the scent on the air. He inhaled sharply, drawing in the aroma of two very horny mares. His libido magically enhanced to the point where such things had predictable effects, Daring closed the door behind him. "I've got a mission and I need your help."

Rainbow Dash's eyes were glued to what was under Daring Do's barrel. She watched it grow larger and started to nod her head.

"D-Daring Do?" Twilight's wings shot up to show off her shock at seeing the sex-swapped hero. Things connected in Twilight's head. The quality of the "fanfiction." The sudden rise to fame. But what really had her attention was that Daring Do was just about the most handsome stallion she had ever seen, and he was walking right toward her—rampant.

Twilight Sparkle hiccuped.

Author's Note

Phew! It's been a while. I am honestly torn. This was meant to be the finish of the story, the funny/silly little clop scene to cap it off. But writing this gave me a hankering for more. So, until the end of time, this story will be marked "Hiatus." I really don't know if I will come back to it, but at the same time I enjoyed writing this silliness so much I might. Call it abandoned, call it what you will, but I will try to be honest with you every step of the way.

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