WAR, WAR NEVER CHANGES

-Alright ya'll lets never head back to the forest again agreed?- said AppleBloom -Agreed- said the other two.

-There you are Scoot- said Rainbow -Where in tarnation were you, you three- said AppleJack -Yes SweetyBelle you had as worried- -Uhmm we were... uhm in the EverFree forest-

-WHAT?!- said there sisters -Are you insane?!!-Yeah what in Celestia were you thinking?!- -Well we heard some weird noises and we wanted to investigate- -Do not ever AGAIN run off like that OK?- -yes ma'am- responded the three filies.

-Now what was the sound that you heard-

-FUCK- said Alex shooting at the creatures -WHAT THE FUCK ARE THIS THINGS WERE ARE WE?!!- -DOES IT LOOK LIKE I KNOW- Responded his brother -GIVE ME A BREAK-

Shooting like posessed they were out numbered.

-DYNAMITE- Said John puting one of the cartdige in the mouth of one of the Timber wolves shooting the cartdige making it explode into a million pieces.

-Did evrypony heard that- said Twilight -It sounded... scary- said Fluttershy as the gunshots stoped.

-That was easy- said Alex -Dont make jokes right it wasnt easy- said John -Yeah walk in the park baby-

-Hold it- said John -Holding- -Its those habitants again- -Oh come on come on come on COME ON-.

-WHO GOES THERE- -Uhm im Twilight Sparkle and this are my friends what are you-.

-Where the ones asking questions here so are you hostile?- -No are YOU?-.

-Were are we- -In Equestria- -Yeah likely story- said Alex.

-No seriousley-  -What are you?- asked John -Where ponies-

-Alright man conference- -So what do you think?- -Lets go present our selves- said Alex.

-Alright then lets go- - Ok were coming down-.

-WOW AN APE- said Rainbow -Are you fucking kiding me- said Alex -Dude calm down- -Alright weres the near...- sudenly a portal started to open -What is THAT- said Rarity as creatures started coming out of it.

-GHOULS!!!- Shouted John -OH GIVE ME A BREAK- said Alex.