It was a typical day in Ponyville: the sun was the shining, the pony-thing crusaders were off doing some shit for those marks or something, and all was well… with one notable exception. Rainbow Dash was off, deep within the hazardous caverns, the decrypt wastes, the horrid conflagration, the twisting and endless beautiful plains of grass that seemed to be located nowhere in specificIt was a typical day in Ponyville: the sun was the shining, the pony-thing crusaders were off doing some shit for those marks or something, and all was well… with one notable exception. Rainbow Dash was off, deep within the hazardous caverns, the decrypt wastes, the horrid conflagration, the twisting and endless beautiful plains of grass that seemed to be located nowhere in specific. For no apparent reason, Twilight Sparkle had been meandering around aimlessly, seemingly caught up in the beauty that, logically speaking, would have declined to standard in a more realistic show.
. For no apparent reason, Twilight Sparkle had been meandering around aimlessly, seemingly caught up in the beauty that, logically speaking, would have declined to standard in a more realistic show.
She admired Rainbow Dash as she flew through the sky, doing all she could to increase her take-off speed. She would launch forward and then she would return to the ground to try again. It seemed that after watching her do this for sixteen hours straight, Twilight had noticed a change in her demeanor. Whenever she landed, she would bounce around a little, going from hoof to hoof in annoyance. Twilight, despite being made of pure titanium steel, was perplexed. Why on earth would Rainbow Dash sacrifice miniscule amounts of useful energy to hop from one hoof to another whenever she landed?
Then there came to Twilight an epiphany of sorts. There came a grand moment of understanding. She understood the universe in all of its mystery for a fact. Thousands of years ago, in a galaxy far, far away, Twilight had found herself in a position similar to that of Rainbow Dash’s. She was plowing the long fields of ponycorn, back on her home plant of Ponyworld, and that was when she was struck – suddenly so – with an urge to urinate. She attempted to return to the barn, but she failed, and she felt piss shoot out of her with so much force her vagina ripped in half and she had to get the lower half of her body replace. It was hot.
When Rainbow Dash landed again, Twilight emerged from behind nothing because they were in plains.
“Hey, Rainbow Dash!” Her voice was cheery and positively fag.
“Oh... Hey, Pinkie Pie.” Rainbow Dash seemed perturbed, and Twilight picked up on this.
“What’s wrong, Applejack?” Twilight asked as Rainbow continued to bounce from hoof to hoof.
“Uh, well, it’s kinda embarrassing, but, I’ve kinda gotta go to the bathroom. And, I don’t really want to leave.”
“You look pretty desperate. When were you planning on leaving?”
“Well, see, that’s the thing.”
“What.”
“I was going to just… go.”
“WHAT WHAT IS WRONG-“
“I know.
For no reason Rainbow Dash turned around, most likely preparing to take off again or something gay like that. Twilight took advantage of this and snuck up to her tail end. She used her magic to cut her tail off and she moved in closer. She looked intently at her pony vagoo and pony anus. The former was wet and the latter was tight and reflected that of a balloon tie. Rainbow Dash looked back, snapping her neck since her head moved and her body didn’t.
“Oh no! Twilight! I can’t hold it anymore.” Twilight looked deep into the moist, pulsating crevice before her, not deterred by the cat’s words. Suddenly, a stream of hot piss with the velocity of 3-millon Jews burning shot out, hitting her directly in the eye. “AKHTIWHRGPIHERHJEAHH!!!” Rainbow Dash whispered. In response, Twilight caught the urine in her mouth. There was a clear taste of blood.
When the piss blindness left her, she noticed that there was, in fact, a copious amount of blood mixed in with the piss. She also saw black chunks of what she presumed was dried blood entering her mouth – they tasted like fish.
"Why am I to be pitied, you say? Yes! There's nothing to pity me for! I ought to be crucified, crucified on a cross, not pitied! Crucify me, oh judge, crucify me but pity me?" Rainbow Dash screamed so loud her ponytits jiggled.
Finally, the stream came to an end and Rainbow Dash sighed in relief.
"Life is real! Haven't I lived just now? My life has not yet died with that old woman! The Kingdom of Heaven to her-and now enough, madam, leave me in peace!"
BUT TWILIGHT SPARKLE was still hungry, and before anybody could do anything anywhere, a warm blast of diarrhea splattered on Twilight’s face. Rainbow Dash screamed again, ponytits in motion. Twilight opened her mouth, feeling the slick goo enter her body. She felt chucks, and initially thinking they were pieces of corn, she bit down. She soon discovered they were in fact maggots.
There was no question that Twilight had eaten maggots with shit before, but these tasted different. Maybe it was because they were Rainbow Dash’s ass maggots, but they tasted much like an orphan coated in goat sperm.
“A nation that continues year after year to spend more money on military defense than on programs of social uplift is approaching spiritual doom.” Rainbow Dash yelled. Suddenly, the constant stream of diarrhea was replaced by a river of blood, still shooting out with the force of ten-million.
When the stream came to a slow, sputtering stop, they both stood for a moment.
“Rainbow Dash,” Twilight Sparkle began. “That was amazing.”
“I know,” she replied. Without warning, Twilight shoved her entire face in Rainbow Dash’s ass. She started to eat the inside of her body, her shit-encrusted organs sliding down her throat like fresh molasses on a warm summer’s day.
“Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. “Rainbow Dash screamed in pleasure. Twilight got deeper and deeper and could feel Rainbow Dash flexing her asshole as she progressed. She felt a crack and knew it was Rainbow Dash’s anus. When Twilight finally got in so deep that her feet left the ground, she felt a powerful suction pull her in. She could not resist it.
“Raifbndbowifddash.” She mumbled, her mouth filled with intestines. “wsdihdgsaat!
“I’m sorry, Twilight Sparkle! My anus has a mind of its own! It was my anus’s plan the whole time!”
When Twilight had been completely consumed, Rainbow Dash’s body repaired itself, using Twilight as its fodder. It had absorbed her, and more importantly, her magic.
“Yes,” Rainbow Dash’s anus said in triumph, “I can now proceed with my plan!”
“You sicken me…” Rainbow Dash said to the anus.
“Shut up, fool!”
It was later that day when Rainbow Dash, fighting her anus’s will the entire way, entered Ponyville. She was quite the spectacle, covered in diarrhea, blood, urine, and maggots. Pony’s crowded around her in fear and curiosity. There was mumbling among them. They didn’t know what to do.
“Run,” Rainbow Dash forced out. They all looked on in confusion. Then they erupted into loud, mocking laughter.
“Ha, look at this diarrhea pony. It thinks we should fear it.” They should have, for Rainbow Dash then vomited up a seemingly endless river of cum – but this was no typical cum. It was extra syrupy and binding. All the ponies were trapped, while Rainbow Dash, assisted by the power of anal-possession, pushed through it. Her anus started to devour the townsfolk, going for the faggot-crusaders first. They cried and they screamed, their biggest regrets not their lack of cutey-marks, but rather that they had ever been born at all.
After six years of non-stop eating, all the townspony were annihilated. Rainbow Dash had become the most powerful being in the universe. Suddenly, the princess whom I can’t remember the name of came down, notably late. Oh yeah, it was Celestia.
“Stop!” She yelled. “This is my kingdom, and I will stop you.” Rainbow Dash went forward, controlled by her anus, and allowed chains to shoot from her vagina and constrict the queen. Her tits then become guns and killed the princess; in retrospect, it was pretty bad ass.
“Yes! Yes! Consume the queen! I will become more powerful than God himself! I can then recreate this world in my image!” The anus screamed.
“N-no! I won’t allow you too!” Rainbow Dash yelled.
“Ha! How will you stop me?”
“I… I can… I can do this!” Rainbow Dash groaned.
“ARRRRHHHGGGG!!” Rainbow Dash’s head grew closer to the anus, and soon enough, her spine snapped in half.
“S-stop! You fool! What are you doing?!”
“If I can’t stop you…. I’ll eat you!”
“No! We can rule together! We can be the best! Pony and Anus, side by side!”
“NOOOOO!!!”
“IMPOOOOOSIBLELLLL.” The anus diarrhea’ed, and ignoring the fresh shit blowing in her face, Rainbow Dash ate her own asshole. It tasted like chicken.
Rainbow was on the ground, in a puddle of her own vomit cum, stuck, all of her friends and family dead. It started to rain, and the cum was slowly washed away. She looked at the clouds, but quickly looked back down because some rain got in her eye and it kind of hurt. She imagined it was the tears of her friends, off in Ponyheaven. She had done good.
“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. “
Robert Frost
