Stuck in equestria

Before I start, a quick story... I came here during a horrible mistake at nasa I was trying to go to Mars but crashed in "equestria". I sit here pondering life thinking what I could do better next time I am Foxx. I do not want help nor do I need it I like it and even have a job. It is a nice place here meeting the princesses and flurry heart was my favorite piece of the trip. I have a few friends and Live in ponyville next door to pinkie pie she is pretty nice but she kills ponies. I saw her lure Lyra into the basement and heard screaming I went down to investigate and saw blood and skeletons cover the walls with pinkie pie stuffing Lyra with blood. She and I have an agreement: I help her bake and she doesn't kill me. The nicest person here is Fluttershy by a mile. She talks to animals and is one of the elements of harmony she even is a friend of discord's which is really saying something. Have to stop here, Rainbow dash asked me out talk later bye. Alright I'm back so anyway, I live in sweet Apple acres with applejack I help her and her family as well so I can live there. So all the girls are currently having a sleepover at sweet Apple acres which gives me an excuse to introduce the rest of them There is twilight sparkle, a princess, rarity a seamstress spike the dragon, applejack the farmer, Fluttershy the animal ambassador, and pinkie pie the aforementioned murderer