Luna Discovers the Lap Top
Too Many Pinkie Pie Videos
The alarm woke Luna up with its ringing noise, piercing her ears. Celestia always had it set for Luna. Today it sounded like an army of dying cats. Luna sat up, enraged. She summoned an anvil and dropped it on top of the alarm clock. She smirked in satisfaction.
Celestia didn't even come to see what had happened. She had long given up on doing that.
Luna climbed out of bed and stretched. Then she saw something new on her desk. It had a black screen and a keyboard, kind of like the eye pad, but this keyboard was more 3D.
Luna tilted her head in confusion. Was this another intruder? The screen was upright, different to the eye pad. There was only a small note on this one.
From Cadence
Luna slid into the seat and found the on button. She was going to teach Pinkie Pie a lesson.
Celestia groaned as she slid out of her own bed. She had to go check on Luna. She excepted what she normally saw every morning; an anvil on the table and smashed glass everywhere.
Then she heard the sound of more smashing glass and yelling, coming from Luna's bedroom.
"Pinkie Pie! The Princess of the Night commands you to stop twisting your face into...these...uh...demented facial expressions! It's...very disturbing! How do you get your teeth to - No! I did not say you could hit Rarity!"
Celestia's eyes widened and she skidded to a halt. Luna was using the Royal Canterlot Voice. "Oh, no. She. Didn't!" She took off running towards Luna's bedroom. She slammed the door open and ran inside. "Luna, what is going on in here?" she demanded. Luna turned around, her eyes wide with fear.
"Celestia, the dreaded smile song is playing again! I am merely trying to teach this pony a lesson!" Celestia looked at the computer screen and jumped back when Pinkie Pie came rushing towards the screen. She paused the video on a particularly horrifying face.
"Luna, where did you get a laptop from?" Celestia asked, closing the screen.
"What is this lap you speak of?"
"Never mind. Where did you get this from?"
"Princess Cadence left a note," Luna said. "Can I have it back please? I do not wish to watch any more....demented videos."
Celestia pondered this for a moment. "You know what? Wait here for a minute." She left the room, levitating the computer behind her.
When she came back in, Luna was trying to get into the iPad again.
"No!" Celestia barked. "I mean, Luna, I have your laptop here!" She levitated the computer in front of Luna. The screen was extra thick, the mouse was the right shape for hooves and the keyboard keys had super glue around them.
Luna gleefully signed into YouTube.
"Luna, I blocked Smile HD from this computer so that you can't watch that video anymore."
"How about this one?" Luna asked, moving her mouse to another video.
Celestia sucked in her breath. "You know what? Don't click on any Pinkie Pie videos."
"Well how about-"
"NO! Don't click on that either." Celestia took a deep breath in and walked towards the door. "If you need some help, I'll be outside."
"Eating cake?" Luna asked.
"Not this time," Celestia sighed. "I'll be outside waiting for you to mess up again and scream for my help."
"Got it," Luna said. Celestia exited the room. "Well comuter," Luna hissed. "You cannot scare me with your Smile HD stuff anymore! For Celestia has defeated the dreaded smile song! Take that! Long live Celestia! Long live Celestia!"
Celestia plopped herself down and put her head on the table outside. "LONG LIVE CELESTIA! LONG LIVE CELESTIA!" Luna chanted from inside.
"Well, it's better than when she tried to kill me," Celestia said hopefully.
"Celestia is goood and braaave and strooong! For sheee defeated the smiiile song!"
Celestia covered her ears and groaned. Luna's singing was off key. "You know what? I could really go for some cake right about now," she murmured.
Luna was doing ok inside. She had just found 'Lullaby for a Princess' and she was excited at the prospect of seeing Celestia on the screen in front of her. "Who is she singing to?" Luna peered at the screen. "Oh! It's me! Wait...am I on the moon again? Why am I on the moon again?"
She decided to hold in her anger right up to the point where she turned into Nightmare Moon again. "How dare they! Nightmare Moon was defeated long ago!" Insulted, she clicked on the next video she found.
She recoiled at the fact that it had 'Luna's Banishment' in the title, but she decided to watch the video anyway, despite being hurt over the whole 'Nightmare Moon' thing. A cheerful trumpet sound emerged from the screen and Luna laughed, delighted.
"Look! It's me playing the trumpet! It's about time somepony decided to -" Suddenly, the Celestia depicted on the screen did something and Luna disappeared.
Luna's jaw dropped. "..did...did Celestia just...?" She screamed at the fact that she was on the moon once again.
Suddenly the scene changed and there were hundreds of tiny Nightmare Moons jumping over the moon.
"What?" Luna was completely baffled as she stared at the screen. "How does one...how does one do that with their legs? It's impossible! They would kick themselves in the head!"
Worried she was going to witness herself kick herself in the head, she clicked onto the next video.
"Celestia!" Luna screamed from inside. "Help! Help!"
"What in Equestria could she have found now?" Celestia moaned.
"Help help help!"
Celestia wearily walked to Luna's bedroom and pushed the door open. "What?"
"Celestia! It's me! I have eye's like Sombra! That's not me! I swear! It sounds like me! It looks like me! But it's not me! And who put my hair into that dreaded hairstyle?" Celestia looked at the title of the video.
"'Fall of the Crystal Empire'? Seriously? That's all?" Celestia flew out of the room and went to bed.
"Well she sure was a help," Luna huffed.
Luna decided she was sick of YouTube (still has nothing to do with tubes), and clicked on something different. There was now a world made of squares on the screen.
"What is this?" Luna shouted. "Minecraft? You bet your tail it's mine! Keep your filthy hooves off!" She clicked on the tab that said survival. The world came into focus. "Day?" Luna howled. "Why can't it be night? I want it to be night!"
Ten minutes later, she decided she didn't want it to be night.
"Zombie ponies? There are no such thing!" One of the zombie ponies walked up right in front of her.
"Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!" Luna yelled, and she smashed her hoof right through the screen.
Right through the screen.
"Um..." Luna wiggled her hoof around but it was stuck right in the middle of the screen. "Um, Tia?" She whimpered. "Tia? Tiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaa! Tia I uh...CELESTIA!!!!"
"What?" She snarled, poking head through the door. Her eyes widened as she stared at Luna with her hoof stuck in the middle of a computer screen. "That's it, no more technology for you!"